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My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight *DELETED* * 1
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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: shroom_me] * 1
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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: shroom_me] * 1
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You jerk off into a fucking bucket?  :confused:


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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: Liz] * 1
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Liz said:
You jerk off into a fucking bucket?  :confused:


thats pretty rotten right there, i know somone who keeps their piss in bottles, that person happens to be deranged.

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: Liz] * 1
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Liz said:
You jerk off into a fucking bucket?  :confused:


:lol:


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: 40oz] * 1
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40oz said:
Liz said:
You jerk off into a fucking bucket?  :confused:


:lol:


lol second that wtf

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is the bucket family tradition ? :hehehe:


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Edited by ohmatic (10/19/06 04:54 AM)

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: ohmatic] * 1
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Beer bong the bucket!


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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: Eraserhead] * 1
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geez...ive been awake all night and im about to go to sleep only to run into this thread LMAO.


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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: Eraserhead] * 1
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Eraserhead said:
Beer bong the bucket!


gross


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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: ohmatic] * 1
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My friend used to just shoot on the wall or into the carpet. I also know an un-deranged hawian who pisses in bottles. He had like 2 gallons of piss in his cuboard.

Fuck getting caught by your folks, uncomfortable . :grin:

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: Feelers] * 1
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wow


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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: magikgrl] * 1
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I piss in bottles when I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. Especially after a long night of binging.

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: magikgrl] * 1
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hey, look on the bright side, at least your not doing anything behind your father back, that really pisses off parents.

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: shroom_me] * 1
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I'd be much more confused/disgusted with you (if I was your dad) if I saw what you splooge into.. a 10 gallon bucket?  You sound like a psycho :lol:

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: shroom_me] * 1
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Woah man, a bucket? That's strange.

I wouldn't jizz on my wall or anything. There's been a spur of the moment where I'll just grab some dirty laundry and bust on that... but for the most part it doesn't take much effort to just grab a tissue.

Sucks to get caught


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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: Feelers] * 1
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I also know an un-deranged hawian who pisses in bottles. He had like 2 gallons of piss in his cuboard.


Quote:
wow



That's what I thought too. Alliance or Horde? :wink:


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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: shroom_me] * 1
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I couldn't imagine gettin caught white handed like that.  I'm sure your dad was like, "Whatver...hahaha"  It's obviously a bigger deal to you :lol:  I read an account  once where someone's mom came up behind them and they stood up in horror, in the middle of ejaculation, and busted on his mom: :rofl: 

That'd be it...

Edited by Newbie (10/19/06 09:56 AM)

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: gema] * 1
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gema said:
I piss in bottles when I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. Especially after a long night of binging.


:crazy: what are you binging on? that's gross and so is the bucket thing :thumbdown:

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: carshissbymywinda] * 1
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I once pissed in a bottle when I was 15 tripping on mushrooms. I was too paranoid to get up and use the bathroom, fearing I would run into one of my parents and have to talk to them.


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Hell yeah I push the limits and hell yeah thats fucking cool, dope, bad ass and all that, I'm not changing shit, I'm cutting to to the chase and giving u shroom experience report. Real trippers aren't afraid to go beyond there comfort zone "

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Re: My Father Caught Me Masturbating Tonight [Re: shroom_me] * 1
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Save that for marriage? :wtf:

I thought that's what you did before marriage..


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