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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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I find that whilst tripping I can't tell when I'm done peeing. Like I know that nothing is coming out anymore, but it still feels like I should be... I hate that shit.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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lol...Bodily functions are so gross anyway, they only get worse on shrooms.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: 2859558484]
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wowitch17 said:
I live in Georgetown


Have you ever swam in the San Gabriel river?  That's where we were at.  :smile:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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my most recent embarrassing moment was drinking 12 wheat beers and passing out, but actually that was the fun part. the part that sucked is waking up in the bathroom only to hear the story of HOW i ended up in there. sucked.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: CantiSama]
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Oh yeah...I should note that I am *more or less* more responsible then I used to be with my alcohol consumption.  :wink:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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yeah, that experience was a learning one. i haven't done anything that bad in a while. in other words, i usually make it to the toilet by my own will.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Boom]
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I was pretty embarrassed the first time i got so smashed on vodka that in the middle of the night i got up and took a big piss in the corner of my bedroom... I did it in the corner where my girlfriend's work clothes were hanging, she had to have the day off work coz i'd drenched her outfit in pee pee :grin:

Yeah... it was pretty bad when that happened... the first time. Nowadays we just have a good chuckle whenever i do it!


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: CantiSama]
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In the worst of times...a convieniantly placed bucket was all that I could hope for.  That's if I wasn't mobile, picking fights, throwing sharp objects, doing lopsided cartwheels, running through the graveyard, climbing out windows, drinking bleach, and giving people hand jobs. 

I try to behave myself more on psychedelics.  :smirk:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Dfekt]
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MistaMiner said:
I was pretty embarrassed the first time i got so smashed on vodka that in the middle of the night i got up and took a big piss in the corner of my bedroom... I did it in the corner where my girlfriend's work clothes were hanging, she had to have the day off work coz i'd drenched her outfit in pee pee :grin:

Yeah... it was pretty bad when that happened... the first time. Nowadays we just have a good chuckle whenever i do it!


Whatever draws the family closer together.  :heart:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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My worst humiliation I'm not going to share, let me just say that a few teachers saw it fit to constantly humiliate me in many ways in front of the entire class for months on end.

Objectively what they did was very wrong, it really damaged me. I no longer was the same kid after that, and mushroom trips have shown me crystal clear how it changed my life badly up until this day. You don't ever truly recover from drawn-out traumatic events, you "get over them" but the years you grew up suffering the consequences gave you a bad start in life and that can't be undone.

Fuck it, I'm crying. Those grown men took this ten year old child and destroyed his innocense and to some degree set him back in life - for life.

The most embarrasing incidents of your life can have lasting impact, I'm sure many reading this thread won't post theirs.

It is a good thread tho :thumbup:


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Re: Most embarrassing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Nice collection of memories there :smirk:
I don't much feel like sharing mine as they all involve me acting like a total psychopath. God damn I've done some stupid shit.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Could be worse at least i havent taken a shit in my room yet :shrug:

Something to look forward to when i get a bit older perhaps.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
My worst humiliation I'm not going to share, let me just say that a few teachers saw it fit to constantly humiliate me in many ways in front of the entire class for months on end.

Objectively what they did was very wrong, it really damaged me. I no longer was the same kid after that, and mushroom trips have shown me crystal clear how it changed my life badly up until this day. You don't ever truly recover from drawn-out traumatic events, you "get over them" but the years you grew up suffering the consequences gave you a bad start in life and that can't be undone.

Fuck it, I'm crying. Those grown men took this ten year old child and destroyed his innocense and to some degree set him back in life - for life.




Wow, I don't know what to say... :hug:  I'm sorry that you had to endure torment by teacher's and guardians who should have known better.  :mad: :mad2:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: CantiSama]
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once i woke up to find my guitar covered in not just vomit, but cheese vomit. after i said "fuck it i'll clean it later" i felt the back of my head only to find more, dried-up, cheese vomit. the thing is, i didn't have any cheese dip at the party the night before. i still think that it wasn't mine.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Those are pretty good :laugh:

I have some pretty bad ones, too!


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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when i was little i really had to shit, but tom and jerry was on and i didn't want to miss any of it. by the time a commercial came on i ran to the bathroom, and thought i had made it and everything was cool.

about 5 min later my mom is yelling at me cause there's shit sitting in the hallway. i swore i had no idea how it got there...


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Say, am I correct that Moth = Elle?

A simple embarassment, which I think is rather funny, is when you buy and walk the streets with a huge transparant plastic pack that says "EXTRA STRONG TOILET PAPER". I imagine that people can't help but think what goes on in that household  :grin:


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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Once on new year's eve my friend was drunk driving me home and I needed to puke! (He was driving a little swervy, not that it was all his fault). I'm like, hey is there something to puke in back here (not thinking to roll down the window). And he's like grab a bag!

So I grab a bag (strangely narrow brown paper bag) and let loose. Unfortunately, this bag contained a bubbler, and did you ever notice paper bags aren't so good at holding vomit? Then when I was getting out of the car I stumbled apparently and the bubbler fell out onto the cement.

Whoops.

Another time I was drunk, I had to pee. So we stopped at a 7-11 (to get slurpees too). Instead of whizzing in their bathroom, I went right on the sidewalk next to the store behind a little brick pillar thing connected to its roof. Hahahaha.

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Oh yeah, one time when I was a little kid I was in wal-mart getting a swimming suit. I had to fart (and as a kid, I put a great deal of effort into my farts, trying to get them as loud as possible). So I farted, but also pooped a little. So I had to waddle to their bathroom and try to clean it up (which took a while).

Edited by thatiAM (10/11/06 07:26 PM)

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: CantiSama]
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haha, that reminds me...

once was at a party and had been drinking mixed drinks with creme de mint in it, its green stuff. i was wasted as hell so this girl i knew from work drove me home and so i kept vomiting out the window of her white mustang. as if leaving huge green streaks of vomit on a chick's white car wasn't bad enough, my friends later told me that when she dropped me off i asked her, a not-exactly-attractive girl, if she wanted to fuck. ugh, that was embarrassing. it wouldn't have been that bad if i would have remembered doing it though. i was a whopping 19 years old, haha.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Jenny]
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Man, I couldn't think of anything for the longest time. Maybe things are more repressed than I'm aware of, but one incident did come to mind. It's good to talk about these things now...

In 3rd grade, the school had a kind of carnival and a lock-in sleepover. It was actually a lot of fun. Anyways, festivities end, everyone puts out mats and sleeping bags in the classroom and goes to sleep.

I wake up around, oh, 3am and have to piss something fierce. I was really shy about waking anyone up, so I just kind of stayed where I was, deciding if I could hold it for the rest of the night. That definitely wasn't going to happen so I got up and made my way out to the bathrooms.

They were locked. All the bathrooms had been locked for the night. I'm thinking the exterior doors were locked too, because I'd have pissed outside if I could. Dejected, I go back to sleep. Well, I end up wetting myself while I'm asleep. Nothing I could really do about it...so much orange pop! I recall wriggling out of my underwear from inside my sleeping bag and cautiously depositing it in the trash can.

The next morning, the teacher, who I now assume must have woken up at some point, produces said pair of underwear in front of the entire class and proceeds to interrogate us about it. Specifically asks me if I know anything about it. What a bitch...


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