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My managers mom
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So I got this new job at Subbys (a sub shop if yor are too retarded to figure that). Tonight was my fourth night and I started shooting the shit with my manager. He was slicing some tomatoes and dropped one. I picked it up and said id like to throw it because we used to do it at my old job, GFS. He said "You worked at GFS? which one?" Im thinking he has heard stories about GFS because the lady i worked with there(GFS) actually managed another Subbys and recommended me to work at Subbys. So I tell my manager I worked at the GFS on Wilmington. He asked "Do you know Terri ****?" Terri was my bitch of a manager that I hated. So my first response is "Yes and I hate that stupid bitch" He replies with "Thats my mom" true story.....


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I love the feeling when it falls apart. Im slow to finish but im quick to start.

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Re: My managers mom [Re: mushnoon]
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Amazing story...


I was hoping for some MILF kinda question... :sad:


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Re: My managers mom [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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this belongs in OTD, non?


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channel your inner Larry David

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Re: My managers mom [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Step 1: Grab hold of foot.
Step 2: Place into mouth.
Step 3: Keep it there for all eternity.


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"Man's real life is happy,
chiefly because he is ever expecting that it soon will be so."
- Edgar Allan Poe

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Re: My managers mom [Re: Geneephurr]
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That was a horrible story.


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When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.

-H. S. Thompson

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Re: My managers mom [Re: Geneephurr]
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you should have spat in his face.

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Re: My managers mom [Re: demiu5]
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yeah it might belong in OTD, but OTD is gay.


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Re: My managers mom [Re: mushnoon]
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Haha! I hate situations like that where you say whatever pops into your head instead of thinking for a second.

Back when I was in middle school we were in class looking at some girl's yearbook at her desk. I didn't know it was her desk and she was in some random picture on the page it was on. I pointed at it and said "that girl's fuckin weird." Someone else told me it was the girl that was sitting at that desk and I walked away quickly before I laughed my ass off.

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Re: My managers mom [Re: DNKYD]
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haha thats fookin awesome. i started laughing hysterically after I said this and so did he. It wasnt a big deal, we both got a kick out of it. I think he knows that his mom is a bitch to her employees


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Re: My managers mom [Re: mushnoon]
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mushnoon said:
yeah it might belong in OTD, but OTD is gay.


I'll second that...


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"You're a fully grown man! Of course you don't wanna
hold her hand, you wanna dick her!" -Grace Slick's
response to The Beatles' "I Wanna Hold Your Hand".
-This pic thanks to aNeway2sayHooray

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Re: My managers mom [Re: mushnoon]
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:lol:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My managers mom [Re: mushnoon]
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That's pretty funny.


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: My managers mom [Re: doctor_gonzo]
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doctor_gonzo said:
mushnoon said:
yeah it might belong in OTD, but OTD is gay.


I'll second that...


OMG LOL!!


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