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Offlinekotik
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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: Skunk420]
    #5076081 - 12/17/05 06:30 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

im all for carrying guns, but come on man.. why did you have to bring it to dinner with your mom at a nice place?

i can understand if you stopped at a seedy gas station for chicken salad sandwiches, but come on...


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5076084 - 12/17/05 06:30 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i'd yell at you too :crankey:


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5076091 - 12/17/05 06:34 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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I am also well-versed in gun safety.






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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: Skunk420]
    #5076127 - 12/17/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

man don't carry that shit concealed unless you have a permit. If you don't have a permit it has to be visible in a holster where everyone can see it. Atleast in my state of north carolina. You also need to have a permit for it at all times, mines is right their with me dl.

Yer mom and her friend did over react. Its good to have your shit handy when you need it. I mean, who's to say some fucko isn't going to get out of line. That fucko needs to be chopped down before he hurts you or your loved ones.

My dad is cool like that, he don't give a fuck. he don't like it when I got it showing tho. So he made me go get a concealed weapons permit. It was 125 dollars and two four in classroom sessions and one range session lasting four hours. Shit was simple, I been fucking with guns for so long. Them bitches even had guns we could use. You should study your states weapon laws too, sometimes like here my permits allow me to go to neighboring states and still be legal.

So I mean if you got the papers, keep that burner handy.


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5076128 - 12/17/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

*remembers why he likes living in canada*

Though you look at toronto, and there might as well be no ban on hand guns, everyone fuckin has one.


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5076139 - 12/17/05 06:55 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

"Don't yell at me mom, remember I have a gun"


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: SilentSeed]
    #5076152 - 12/17/05 07:00 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

http://www.nbc6.net/news/4598753/detail.html

http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2004/12/7/64286.html

there are plenty more of sites.

I heard onm the news the other day about a duaghter and mother having dinner in a restaurant and a former worker walked in and killed the mother and someothers in a random act of blammies.

need your fucking gun with you always.


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5076155 - 12/17/05 07:02 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

how would someone ELSE having a gun have solved those problems?

hey, don't shoot! BLAM!

/shrugs


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: lukeboots]
    #5076162 - 12/17/05 07:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i carry a collapsable baton

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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: Mitchnast]
    #5076165 - 12/17/05 07:05 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i got my dick.

smak a muthafucka wit it and drop that foo cold


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: eligal]
    #5076167 - 12/17/05 07:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

you dont fuk with DEEEEZZ NUUUUTZ


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: lukeboots]
    #5076169 - 12/17/05 07:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

its hard to yell with DEEZ NUTZ in your mouth

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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: Boom]
    #5076171 - 12/17/05 07:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i just wanted to say DEEEEEZZ NUTZZ

but yeah, you're right. you don't. :smile2:


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: lukeboots]
    #5076192 - 12/17/05 07:13 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

yeah before the deranged motherfuckers could start abducting people and killing people, you shoot his ass/her ass. see it helps.
you certainly don't sit there and watch someone empty a magazine in restaurant, damn whats wrong with you. If she had a been armed she might a saved her mom's life and some others. i also believe a armed women is less likely to be raped or abducted than an unarmed one. My dads accountant is a women, she blew a motherfuckers nuts off in Atlanta. He had followed her out from her office and was approaching the car, blam. She was found innocent later in court as it turns out the man was a repeated sex offender. see how they help. they motivate people not to be stupid and if they do be stupid they cure it. he went to jail sans a nut. they called him lefty.

yep guns good.


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5076198 - 12/17/05 07:15 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i don't like guns

i will not get a gun

if i get shot, too bad.

end of story


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5076199 - 12/17/05 07:15 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

That's not logic. I don't know what it is. But it's not logic.


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5076299 - 12/17/05 08:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

"i shit down the throat of these nazis"

-hunter T


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: Shroomism]
    #5076323 - 12/17/05 08:18 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I was robed at gunpoint in my Red Wing Shoe store here in Houston 5 years ago..
I was packing my Walther ppk.

He had robbed two other Red Wing Stores and I was not going to sit back and let him swing by and pull a gun on me without me being able to protect myself..
By the description the other managers had given me I picked up on him as soon as he walked in the store. He was 7 ft. tall about 400 lbs. He had the balls to ask my part timer for help and he tried on some boots as I had other customers in the store..
I was in the back room storing the large bills and my wallet when I here the door buzzer go off. This was either a new customer in the store or the customers that were here had split.
Well as I walked out from the back room I see My workers legs sticking out from under the counter.. Now it was on! I walked around the corner and I get two taps from a 45 on my for head!

He says lay on the ground Kraker mother fucker.. I did not want him to see my gun in my back so I took a knee in front of the cash reg... He points the gun at the register and said give me the cash.. I gave him all i had one's and five's :shocked:
Well now he is pissed and says "Is that all"?
I say ya man its been a slow day! He then demanded our wallets.. Then got more pissed off and told us to get up and go in the back room...
I did not want to get shot in the back in the back room so I grabbed my gun spun around at the same time I here the door buzzer.. He had made a break for the door..
I popped out behind him and he is walking casually down the sidewalk in front of the sandwich shop.. He had his back to me and I had no idea what the hell to say so I bust out with a "Hey man you forgot your change"!
He had put his gun away and I had my gun in his face.. How quickly the tide had changed for this BMFSOB!

I fallowed him down the sidewalk screaming at him and telling someone to call the cops this mother fucker just robbed me and he has a gun!

Well his partner in crime had the car running and came hauling ass up on us.. I lay ed back and watched them fly out and get stuck in traffic on the street in front of the store.. I ran to the side of the car and stuck my gun in and told that mother fucker I was going to kill him...
The driver slammed the car in front out of the way and took off over the center divider and took off down the street..

Now here I sit in the middle of the street in Houston gun in hand... I walked back to my store emptied the gun and sat down with my feet up on my desk!
The next thing ya know we have half the frikkin HPD sliding up in front guns drawn and ready to party.. I did not figure on all the people in the mall with cell phones calling the Police about a white guy with a hand gun chasing a black guy down across the parking lot and into the street!

Well No I did not discharge my gun.. To this day I can close my eyes and make my heart pound in my chest just by re living that day!

I have some guns now and always will .. But I wont carry a gun on the streets without a permit.. The day after I was robed I got a new 45 and started my Concealed class...
I say if you pack a gun for the fact your small and afraid someone will fuck with you..
Well it may not be the best idea due to the gun being pulled out in a circumstance as a big brother kinda thing.. Could be a great way to spend many a year in prison for murder!

The cops that showed when I was robbed were a split dissuasion.. One said it was a good thing that I never shot the guy! The other cop said if he was me he would have double tapped his Black ass....

Never the less that day fucked me beyond repair..

To top it all off I was in a Vally Savings bank back in 1989 in California when a guy with a Tec.9 walked in and robbed the place :thumbdown:

OK sorry for my rant and If I were you Id get a permit!


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: Shroomism]
    #5076325 - 12/17/05 08:18 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Were you entering the battlefield as you took you're mom out to dinner? Then why arm yourself as if you are? It must suck to be so paranoid.


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Re: My mom yelled at me for carrying a gun [Re: YESSUP]
    #5076361 - 12/17/05 08:32 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You should have shot him in the back of the knee.


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