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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
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depends on what you end up fucking sometimes. :bendoverrover:


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

Edited by makaveli8x8 (05/18/06 04:48 AM)

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
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That's downright ludicrous. :lol:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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A handjob without fucking?

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
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Fuck handjobs without fucking


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Entropymancer]
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Fuck.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: stefan]
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stefan said:
-thinking about sex is mormal
don't worry about it :thumbup:



I wholeheartedly agree.  :lol:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: GnuBobo]
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next time u shake somebodys hand you should realize that  they probably recently masterbated with there hand too. itll make you feel better :smirk:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: DeathCompany]
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fuck fucking and then handjob to finish you off, esp when that handjob is a 10 minute long one , its like, bitch wtf's going on?
thats how my ex-gf was , i had to hurry up and bust a nut before she had an orgasm and had to lie down


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BoUnCy BaLL IS All SoUrCe OF LIGhT AnD HaPPiNeSS!!~! *bEEP* *beEP*

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: grphish]
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I masturbated today and i feel good!

if you feel masturbation is dirty do you also think sex is dirty? Try to work out exactly what it is that makes you feel this way. Mushrooms are good for that! Then decide whether you want to keep this thing inside you that makes you feel that way. My bet is you probably dont. Make decisions for yourself by yourself and try not to let what society tells you influence that. But if you really dont like it - dont do it! Find some other sexual outlet... theres heaps of em


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: mojika]
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Were you raised by christian parents? I was and used to have the same thoughts all the time. But yeah, everybody does it.


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"Ignore the distortion you're forced to percieve and believe that what supercedes is love, but who agrees?"

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
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Every guy jerks off.

WE HAVE TO DO IT.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
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In the middle east they wipe their ass with their hand. Hands are nasty. They do all your dirty work. No realistic person shaking your hand thinks your hand is sterile. Just try not to go around with cum encrusted all over you.

Back when I discovered my penis, I thought it conflicted with christianity as well. I used to ask forgiveness for masturbating. It seems so ludicrous now, to let a 3000 year old book dictate all these inhibitions about sex. Masturbation is essential for retaining your sanity when pussy is scarce.

Don't challenge yourself to not masturbate. That's like challenging yourself not to eat or breathe. It's stupid and unhealthy.


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No; truth, being alive, was not halfway between anything. It was only to be found by continuous excursions into either realm, and though proportion is the final secret, to espouse it at the outset is to insure sterility.

Only connect...

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: quillini]
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i think masterbation is wrong actually...because when you masterbate you end up pleasing yourself and i think that is wrong. If you don't masterbate you are 100% maybe even 200% more likely to get off your ass and run around like a crazed dog lookin to get some.

Otherwise you sit behind the computer playing counterstrike masterbating to a picture a little kid sprayed on the wall.


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: makaveli8x8]
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I'm not a guy, but I've been "finding nemo" by myself since I was 6 yesrs old. I honestly never felt too bad about it. If I did at all, it was more of a guilt for over-indulgence (like after eating too much icecream or something).

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Sihaya]
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Holy shit, I'm glad my parents never hoisted that Christianity Insanity on me. Asking God forgiveness for masturbating? I've always suspected Christianity of poisoning the minds of America's youth.


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Bufotenine Yopo/Cebil Info | Guide to Hunting/Using Fly Agarics
Good Drug Books
PCPiHKAL|Rhodium

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
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If god didn't want you to masturbate, you wouldn't have opposable thumbs.

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: PLUR]
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I do believe I was misinterpreted.


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