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OfflineHerbus
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I've got a serious issue...
    #5644838 - 05/18/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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So I've tried putting all sexually-orientated thoughts in the back of my head.

I went for over 40 days without inducing orgasm.

How do I know Christianity is wrong concerning masturbation?

Wet dreams. FUCK WET DREAMS! I try to profess my determination and I am rewarded with a warm, slippery getting sticker-by-the-moment mess in my pants upon waking up to face the day.

I decided it would be alright to masturbate everyonce in a while, but I should try for more sex...

So tonight I was thinking "It's about time to relieve this sexual tension," (it's been quite a while) and have myself a little masturbation and forget about it for a while.

Then I get this call from this girl and now I'm all weirded out.

At times of high-socialization, I try to avoid masturbating, ya dig?

It feels weird being at like a party with a bunch of people that think that a particular piece of clothing with a another piece of clothing is disgusting; and I look at my hands and know that earlier I used them to masturbate.. lolololol it's a horrible feeling.

You're just waiting for somebody to point you out and be like, "Masturbator!"

Do I just need to overcome this and masturbate? Just tell myself, "Everyone does it..." or should I just go watch the science channel? (Furthermore I get really weirded out when thinking about a potential prospect of the opposite sex and masturbation, I try really hard NOT to think about that person--I usually don't. It would just feel too weird chatting with them and thinking, "Yeah, I imagined having sex with you last night when I was masturbating" in the back of your head...

You guys weigh in, do you guys get these thoughts? (Like feeling horrible about shaking somebody's hand knowing you jacked off with it earlier? Even if you're a meticulous hand-washer. Lol)


Maybe I'll justify it by doing a 100 push-ups or something, then I can argue it was a "reward." Lololol


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644864 - 05/18/06 01:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It would appear you guys could not determine the severity of this issue.



It's quite high...
in severity, that is.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644868 - 05/18/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

-masturbation is healthy
-thinking about sex is mormal
-everyone asterbates/thinks about sex. If not they probably have some issues.

don't worry about it :thumbup:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644943 - 05/18/06 02:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

you got more serious issues...


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: faslimy]
    #5644948 - 05/18/06 02:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Should I whack 'em away?


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644958 - 05/18/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

you got me thinking am i wierd that within my group of friends we talk abou it openly and never hide the fact my buddy even said my name once during sex try to explain that too your roommate :laugh:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644959 - 05/18/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

YEAH DUDE GO FOR IT


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644962 - 05/18/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

spank that shit homie


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644975 - 05/18/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

talking about masturbation with man friends is highly awesome


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644978 - 05/18/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Lol the whole ordeal is kinda funny.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644981 - 05/18/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

im not shy i jerk it all the time when im not opiated no matter what i do when im high on opiates i cant bust a nut it sucks i try and try it just wont happen


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644998 - 05/18/06 02:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
im not shy i jerk it all the time




Well, shit, if YOU do it all the time... I should, too !


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645004 - 05/18/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

yeah dude go for it im about to rub one out myself too


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645011 - 05/18/06 02:42 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

http://members.cumswappingbitches.com/full user: pat954 pass: 090554

here is some jerk material for ya too


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645013 - 05/18/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wasn't this a movie? Just jerk off bro. :lol: DL some porno.


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645014 - 05/18/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

rofl.

Wanna exchange notes?


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645016 - 05/18/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645018 - 05/18/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ever notice how much a handjob sucks compared to jerkin off?


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645019 - 05/18/06 02:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've got to agree with that, however a handjob leads to fucking.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5645023 - 05/18/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the worst is when a handjob doesnt lead to fucking


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645026 - 05/18/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

depends on what you end up fucking sometimes. :bendoverrover:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645030 - 05/18/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

That's downright ludicrous. :lol:


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5645037 - 05/18/06 02:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

A handjob without fucking?

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645109 - 05/18/06 03:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck handjobs without fucking


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Entropymancer]
    #5645110 - 05/18/06 03:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: stefan]
    #5645145 - 05/18/06 03:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

stefan said:
-thinking about sex is mormal
don't worry about it :thumbup:





I wholeheartedly agree.  :lol:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5645168 - 05/18/06 03:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

next time u shake somebodys hand you should realize that  they probably recently masterbated with there hand too. itll make you feel better :smirk:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: DeathCompany]
    #5645189 - 05/18/06 03:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

fuck fucking and then handjob to finish you off, esp when that handjob is a 10 minute long one , its like, bitch wtf's going on?
thats how my ex-gf was , i had to hurry up and bust a nut before she had an orgasm and had to lie down


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: grphish]
    #5645267 - 05/18/06 05:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I masturbated today and i feel good!

if you feel masturbation is dirty do you also think sex is dirty? Try to work out exactly what it is that makes you feel this way. Mushrooms are good for that! Then decide whether you want to keep this thing inside you that makes you feel that way. My bet is you probably dont. Make decisions for yourself by yourself and try not to let what society tells you influence that. But if you really dont like it - dont do it! Find some other sexual outlet... theres heaps of em


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: mojika]
    #5645843 - 05/18/06 10:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Were you raised by christian parents? I was and used to have the same thoughts all the time. But yeah, everybody does it.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645858 - 05/18/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Every guy jerks off.

WE HAVE TO DO IT.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645897 - 05/18/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

In the middle east they wipe their ass with their hand. Hands are nasty. They do all your dirty work. No realistic person shaking your hand thinks your hand is sterile. Just try not to go around with cum encrusted all over you.

Back when I discovered my penis, I thought it conflicted with christianity as well. I used to ask forgiveness for masturbating. It seems so ludicrous now, to let a 3000 year old book dictate all these inhibitions about sex. Masturbation is essential for retaining your sanity when pussy is scarce.

Don't challenge yourself to not masturbate. That's like challenging yourself not to eat or breathe. It's stupid and unhealthy.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: quillini]
    #5646965 - 05/18/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i think masterbation is wrong actually...because when you masterbate you end up pleasing yourself and i think that is wrong. If you don't masterbate you are 100% maybe even 200% more likely to get off your ass and run around like a crazed dog lookin to get some.

Otherwise you sit behind the computer playing counterstrike masterbating to a picture a little kid sprayed on the wall.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5647708 - 05/18/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not a guy, but I've been "finding nemo" by myself since I was 6 yesrs old. I honestly never felt too bad about it. If I did at all, it was more of a guilt for over-indulgence (like after eating too much icecream or something).


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Sihaya]
    #5647922 - 05/18/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Holy shit, I'm glad my parents never hoisted that Christianity Insanity on me. Asking God forgiveness for masturbating? I've always suspected Christianity of poisoning the minds of America's youth.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5647953 - 05/18/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If god didn't want you to masturbate, you wouldn't have opposable thumbs.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: PLUR]
    #5648366 - 05/18/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I do believe I was misinterpreted.


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