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OfflineHerbus
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I've got a serious issue...
    #5644838 - 05/18/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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So I've tried putting all sexually-orientated thoughts in the back of my head.

I went for over 40 days without inducing orgasm.

How do I know Christianity is wrong concerning masturbation?

Wet dreams. FUCK WET DREAMS! I try to profess my determination and I am rewarded with a warm, slippery getting sticker-by-the-moment mess in my pants upon waking up to face the day.

I decided it would be alright to masturbate everyonce in a while, but I should try for more sex...

So tonight I was thinking "It's about time to relieve this sexual tension," (it's been quite a while) and have myself a little masturbation and forget about it for a while.

Then I get this call from this girl and now I'm all weirded out.

At times of high-socialization, I try to avoid masturbating, ya dig?

It feels weird being at like a party with a bunch of people that think that a particular piece of clothing with a another piece of clothing is disgusting; and I look at my hands and know that earlier I used them to masturbate.. lolololol it's a horrible feeling.

You're just waiting for somebody to point you out and be like, "Masturbator!"

Do I just need to overcome this and masturbate? Just tell myself, "Everyone does it..." or should I just go watch the science channel? (Furthermore I get really weirded out when thinking about a potential prospect of the opposite sex and masturbation, I try really hard NOT to think about that person--I usually don't. It would just feel too weird chatting with them and thinking, "Yeah, I imagined having sex with you last night when I was masturbating" in the back of your head...

You guys weigh in, do you guys get these thoughts? (Like feeling horrible about shaking somebody's hand knowing you jacked off with it earlier? Even if you're a meticulous hand-washer. Lol)


Maybe I'll justify it by doing a 100 push-ups or something, then I can argue it was a "reward." Lololol


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644864 - 05/18/06 01:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It would appear you guys could not determine the severity of this issue.



It's quite high...
in severity, that is.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644868 - 05/18/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

-masturbation is healthy
-thinking about sex is mormal
-everyone asterbates/thinks about sex. If not they probably have some issues.

don't worry about it :thumbup:


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Offlinefaslimy
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644943 - 05/18/06 02:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

you got more serious issues...


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: faslimy]
    #5644948 - 05/18/06 02:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Should I whack 'em away?


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644958 - 05/18/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

you got me thinking am i wierd that within my group of friends we talk abou it openly and never hide the fact my buddy even said my name once during sex try to explain that too your roommate :laugh:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644959 - 05/18/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

YEAH DUDE GO FOR IT


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644962 - 05/18/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

spank that shit homie


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644975 - 05/18/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

talking about masturbation with man friends is highly awesome


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644978 - 05/18/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Lol the whole ordeal is kinda funny.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644981 - 05/18/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

im not shy i jerk it all the time when im not opiated no matter what i do when im high on opiates i cant bust a nut it sucks i try and try it just wont happen


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644998 - 05/18/06 02:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
im not shy i jerk it all the time




Well, shit, if YOU do it all the time... I should, too !


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645004 - 05/18/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

yeah dude go for it im about to rub one out myself too


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645011 - 05/18/06 02:42 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

http://members.cumswappingbitches.com/full user: pat954 pass: 090554

here is some jerk material for ya too


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645013 - 05/18/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wasn't this a movie? Just jerk off bro. :lol: DL some porno.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645014 - 05/18/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

rofl.

Wanna exchange notes?


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645016 - 05/18/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645018 - 05/18/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ever notice how much a handjob sucks compared to jerkin off?


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645019 - 05/18/06 02:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've got to agree with that, however a handjob leads to fucking.


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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5645023 - 05/18/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the worst is when a handjob doesnt lead to fucking


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