Home | Community | Message Board

Magic-Mushrooms-Shop.com
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]
I've got a serious issue...
    #5644838 -

---

So I've tried putting all sexually-orientated thoughts in the back of my head.

I went for over 40 days without inducing orgasm.

How do I know Christianity is wrong concerning masturbation?

Wet dreams. FUCK WET DREAMS! I try to profess my determination and I am rewarded with a warm, slippery getting sticker-by-the-moment mess in my pants upon waking up to face the day.

I decided it would be alright to masturbate everyonce in a while, but I should try for more sex...

So tonight I was thinking "It's about time to relieve this sexual tension," (it's been quite a while) and have myself a little masturbation and forget about it for a while.

Then I get this call from this girl and now I'm all weirded out.

At times of high-socialization, I try to avoid masturbating, ya dig?

It feels weird being at like a party with a bunch of people that think that a particular piece of clothing with a another piece of clothing is disgusting; and I look at my hands and know that earlier I used them to masturbate.. lolololol it's a horrible feeling.

You're just waiting for somebody to point you out and be like, "Masturbator!"

Do I just need to overcome this and masturbate? Just tell myself, "Everyone does it..." or should I just go watch the science channel? (Furthermore I get really weirded out when thinking about a potential prospect of the opposite sex and masturbation, I try really hard NOT to think about that person--I usually don't. It would just feel too weird chatting with them and thinking, "Yeah, I imagined having sex with you last night when I was masturbating" in the back of your head...

You guys weigh in, do you guys get these thoughts? (Like feeling horrible about shaking somebody's hand knowing you jacked off with it earlier? Even if you're a meticulous hand-washer. Lol)


Maybe I'll justify it by doing a 100 push-ups or something, then I can argue it was a "reward." Lololol


--------------------
...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644864 -

It would appear you guys could not determine the severity of this issue.



It's quite high...
in severity, that is.


--------------------
...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644868 -

-masturbation is healthy
-thinking about sex is mormal
-everyone asterbates/thinks about sex. If not they probably have some issues.

don't worry about it :thumbup:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644943 -

you got more serious issues...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: faslimy]
    #5644948 -

Should I whack 'em away?


--------------------
...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644958 -

you got me thinking am i wierd that within my group of friends we talk abou it openly and never hide the fact my buddy even said my name once during sex try to explain that too your roommate :laugh:


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644959 -

YEAH DUDE GO FOR IT


--------------------
I don't think
I just drink

Cowgold said:
Blacks don't eat mushrooms. You can't be black. It's impossible.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644962 -

spank that shit homie


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644975 -

talking about masturbation with man friends is highly awesome

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644978 -

Lol the whole ordeal is kinda funny.


--------------------
...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5644981 -

im not shy i jerk it all the time when im not opiated no matter what i do when im high on opiates i cant bust a nut it sucks i try and try it just wont happen


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5644998 -

dobie said:
im not shy i jerk it all the time



Well, shit, if YOU do it all the time... I should, too !


--------------------
...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645004 -

yeah dude go for it im about to rub one out myself too


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645011 -

http://members.cumswappingbitches.com/full user: pat954 pass: 090554

here is some jerk material for ya too


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645013 -

Wasn't this a movie? Just jerk off bro. :lol: DL some porno.


--------------------
:heart:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645014 -

rofl.

Wanna exchange notes?


--------------------
...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645016 -

:rotfl:


--------------------
m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
    #5645018 -

ever notice how much a handjob sucks compared to jerkin off?


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
    #5645019 -

I've got to agree with that, however a handjob leads to fucking.


--------------------
m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5645023 -

the worst is when a handjob doesnt lead to fucking


--------------------
This place is gayer than when the balls touch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Masturbation!?
( 1 2 all )
Roger_irrelevant 17,883 31 10/04/13 04:39 PM
by mpd
* Female Masturbation
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )
Brukan 33,951 135 01/20/10 06:42 AM
by makaveli8x8
* Do girls masturbate?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 all )
TODAY 37,190 144 03/30/08 08:26 PM
by Ferris
* My best friends 1 y/o with severe medical issues got denied SSD twice Seriously_trippin 257 13 04/08/18 06:43 PM
by Konyap
* Memorable quotes from people you've met ToTheSummit 1,899 10 01/26/03 09:02 PM
by TekNut
* Arrest warrant issued for Michael Jackson
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Jellric 10,202 73 11/22/03 04:55 PM
by silversoul7
* Some thoughts I've been having.....
( 1 2 all )
Gillette 4,286 33 12/02/03 12:05 PM
by trendal
* Shit you've lost or done while on Xanax.
( 1 2 all )
Flux 7,074 23 01/07/04 11:21 AM
by Twista

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,580 topic views. 5 members, 46 guests and 137 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.028 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 18 queries.