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makaveli8x8
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
#5645026 - 05/18/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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depends on what you end up fucking sometimes.
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Edited by makaveli8x8 (05/18/06 02:48 AM)
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Dobie]
#5645030 - 05/18/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's downright ludicrous.
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Herbus
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A handjob without fucking?
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
#5645109 - 05/18/06 03:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck handjobs without fucking
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theuser
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Entropymancer]
#5645110 - 05/18/06 03:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck.
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GnuBobo
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: stefan]
#5645145 - 05/18/06 03:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
stefan said: -thinking about sex is mormal don't worry about it
I wholeheartedly agree.
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DeathCompany
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: GnuBobo]
#5645168 - 05/18/06 03:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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next time u shake somebodys hand you should realize that they probably recently masterbated with there hand too. itll make you feel better
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: DeathCompany]
#5645189 - 05/18/06 03:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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fuck fucking and then handjob to finish you off, esp when that handjob is a 10 minute long one , its like, bitch wtf's going on? thats how my ex-gf was , i had to hurry up and bust a nut before she had an orgasm and had to lie down
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: grphish]
#5645267 - 05/18/06 05:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I masturbated today and i feel good!
if you feel masturbation is dirty do you also think sex is dirty? Try to work out exactly what it is that makes you feel this way. Mushrooms are good for that! Then decide whether you want to keep this thing inside you that makes you feel that way. My bet is you probably dont. Make decisions for yourself by yourself and try not to let what society tells you influence that. But if you really dont like it - dont do it! Find some other sexual outlet... theres heaps of em
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: mojika]
#5645843 - 05/18/06 10:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Were you raised by christian parents? I was and used to have the same thoughts all the time. But yeah, everybody does it.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
#5645858 - 05/18/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Every guy jerks off.
WE HAVE TO DO IT.
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
#5645897 - 05/18/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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In the middle east they wipe their ass with their hand. Hands are nasty. They do all your dirty work. No realistic person shaking your hand thinks your hand is sterile. Just try not to go around with cum encrusted all over you.
Back when I discovered my penis, I thought it conflicted with christianity as well. I used to ask forgiveness for masturbating. It seems so ludicrous now, to let a 3000 year old book dictate all these inhibitions about sex. Masturbation is essential for retaining your sanity when pussy is scarce.
Don't challenge yourself to not masturbate. That's like challenging yourself not to eat or breathe. It's stupid and unhealthy.
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makaveli8x8
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: quillini]
#5646965 - 05/18/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i think masterbation is wrong actually...because when you masterbate you end up pleasing yourself and i think that is wrong. If you don't masterbate you are 100% maybe even 200% more likely to get off your ass and run around like a crazed dog lookin to get some.
Otherwise you sit behind the computer playing counterstrike masterbating to a picture a little kid sprayed on the wall.
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: makaveli8x8]
#5647708 - 05/18/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm not a guy, but I've been "finding nemo" by myself since I was 6 yesrs old. I honestly never felt too bad about it. If I did at all, it was more of a guilt for over-indulgence (like after eating too much icecream or something).
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Entropymancer

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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Sihaya]
#5647922 - 05/18/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Holy shit, I'm glad my parents never hoisted that Christianity Insanity on me. Asking God forgiveness for masturbating? I've always suspected Christianity of poisoning the minds of America's youth.
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PLUR
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: Herbus]
#5647953 - 05/18/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If god didn't want you to masturbate, you wouldn't have opposable thumbs.
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Herbus
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Re: I've got a serious issue... [Re: PLUR]
#5648366 - 05/18/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I do believe I was misinterpreted.
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