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Invisiblepoke smot!
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Re: This girl... (part two!) *DELETED* [Re: eligal]
    #5176393 - 01/13/06 11:40 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5176469 - 01/13/06 12:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

There is some terrible advice in this thread. You should bring her some flowers. Bitches LOVE flowers.


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Invisibledanamine
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: CherryBom]
    #5176493 - 01/13/06 12:09 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Pub Pimp Poke!

All Hail Pub Pimp Poke!

toga!
toga!
toga!

Today, I drink to you!

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: CherryBom]
    #5176567 - 01/13/06 12:29 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I agree, girls definately love flowers!!
:thumbup:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: justsomegirl]
    #5176606 - 01/13/06 12:42 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

make a gift out of the teeth you lost as a child and give them to her, that will certainly seal the deal.

works for me e'ertime/


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Re: This girl... (part two!) *DELETED* [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5176856 - 01/13/06 01:32 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Invisibledanamine
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5176874 - 01/13/06 01:36 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Call her up and be like, listen, I know you don't want a relationship, but I wanna fuck you between the knees! Can you help me out?! Then turn out to be real shady like. Start calling her and hanging up. Show up outsider her work. Leave creepy letters on her car windshield when she's at random out of the way places. Show up BEFORE she does places.

And then disappear.

_Dan

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5176937 - 01/13/06 01:46 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Just accidently spill some carmal on her crotch. Dive right down and lick it all up real clean. If she orgasms then she want's you for a lover, if not then you can just claim you are a very neat person and no harm done. This works every time by the way.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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