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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
#5174699 - 01/12/06 10:48 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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DO NOT take her to court. Dont do it. Say you're busy. Otherwise next you thing you know, she'll be asking you to go clothes shopping with her, and from there it will only escalate. You have to comment on her appearance and you MUST touch her, or you'll end up in the friends zone. No thanks.
McDMT
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mantis
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5174706 - 01/12/06 10:51 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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VoidOfsPg said: Read up on Google about how to attract women. It'll tell you what you should and shouldn't do, etc..
hahahahahaha
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mantis
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5174710 - 01/12/06 10:53 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
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VoidOfsPg said: Not true.
It can be acquired.
I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.
All black males are born alpha males. About 10% of white males are born alpha males.
What the fuck are you talking about? There are plenty of timid black dudes.
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poke smot!
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Re: This girl... (part two!) *DELETED* [Re: poke smot!]
#5175472 - 01/13/06 04:01 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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skydog
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
#5175536 - 01/13/06 05:26 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Way to go
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Terrapin77
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
#5175550 - 01/13/06 05:40 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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poke smot! said: We ended up going to the bar, i let her drive my car, we got into deep conversation about morals, and going back to her place
at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me
ok so i dove in. she commented i was a lousy kisser, but she liked it and wanted to fuck around, so 30 mins of kissing fooling around (she even demanded my shirt off), then we poked smot.
at that point, when we went back she sat in another chair and I had to attempt her to come back giving me that good lovin. she was only gonna start kissin again if I can kiss her on the neck but i couldn't cause cottonmouth sucks.
instead we layed on the couch. We've established an awesome connection and my heart was racing when I was layin there with her and she was scratchin my hair, body high...
I suppose that takes it to the next level, close contact.
Way 2 go Bro
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danamine
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Terrapin77]
#5175964 - 01/13/06 10:12 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Congrats hombre!
Poke Smot's a pimp! Poke Smot's a pimp!
Next thing you gotta do is this:
Ask her how she feels about taking videos of you guys having sex. Post the video on the shroomery and we can...give you pointers.... yea, pointers, that's it.
Also, make sure the video is mainly of her...we wanna make sure to be able to see her reactions so we know what advice to give you. Yea, sounds like a good idea.
-Dan
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eligal
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: danamine]
#5176025 - 01/13/06 10:28 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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danamine said: Congrats hombre!
Poke Smot's a pimp! Poke Smot's a pimp!
Next thing you gotta do is this:
Ask her how she feels about taking videos of you guys having sex. Post the video on the shroomery and we can...give you pointers.... yea, pointers, that's it.
Also, make sure the video is mainly of her...we wanna make sure to be able to see her reactions so we know what advice to give you. Yea, sounds like a good idea.
-Dan
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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danamine
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
#5176070 - 01/13/06 10:40 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Please niggeh, you know how we roll
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LuciferSam
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5176112 - 01/13/06 10:50 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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If she at any point starts to play with her hair when she is talking to you and sitting in front of you (face to face) I'd say she is ready, eat before sell by date, consume immediately...
BTW, I'm jealous - It's been a while - good luck!
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
#5176116 - 01/13/06 10:51 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me
Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy kiss me already?"
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LuciferSam
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: LuciferSam]
#5176120 - 01/13/06 10:52 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Whoops, didn't read page 2! Well done, get in there!
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eligal
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Microcosmatrix said:
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at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me
Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy kiss me already?"
which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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nakors_junk_bag
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: LuciferSam]
#5176141 - 01/13/06 10:55 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hear by dub you Pimp Poke Smot, now the next level. these guys no what theyare talking about, don't wait til its too late, throw her down on the couch and ravage here.
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
#5176164 - 01/13/06 11:02 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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eligal said:
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at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me
Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy kiss me already?"
which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...
image.
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nakors_junk_bag
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Microcosmatrix said:
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eligal said:
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Microcosmatrix said:
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at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me
Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy kiss me already?"
which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...
image.
bwaahahahaaaa, yeah.
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eligal
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Microcosmatrix said:
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eligal said:
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Microcosmatrix said:
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at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me
Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy kiss me already?"
which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...
image.
hey now! hes pimpin! hes got the pimp powder in his back pocket!! watch out. you get da slap bitches
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
#5176228 - 01/13/06 11:14 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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He's got something on his ass, but I don't really think it's pimp powder.
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Jadian
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
#5176238 - 01/13/06 11:15 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha, some of you guys give awful advice
Sorry
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eligal
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
#5176294 - 01/13/06 11:24 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jadian said: Haha, some of you guys give awful advice
Sorry
we are men!! and no man understands the mind of a woman. its impossible for us to give good advice....
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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