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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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DO NOT take her to court. Dont do it. Say you're busy. Otherwise next you thing you know, she'll be asking you to go clothes shopping with her, and from there it will only escalate. You have to comment on her appearance and you MUST touch her, or you'll end up in the friends zone. No thanks.


McDMT


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
Read up on Google about how to attract women. It'll tell you what you should and shouldn't do, etc..


hahahahahaha


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
VoidOfsPg said:
Not true.

It can be acquired.

I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.


All black males are born alpha males. About 10% of white males are born alpha males.


What the fuck are you talking about? There are plenty of timid black dudes.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) *DELETED* [Re: poke smot!]
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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Way to go :thumbup:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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poke smot! said:
We ended up going to the bar, i let her drive my car, we got into deep conversation about morals, and going back to her place

at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me

ok so i dove in. she commented i was a lousy kisser, but she liked it and wanted to fuck around, so 30 mins of kissing fooling around (she even demanded my shirt off), then we poked smot.

at that point, when we went back she sat in another chair and I had to attempt her to come back giving me that good lovin. she was only gonna start kissin again if I can kiss her on the neck but i couldn't cause cottonmouth sucks.

instead we layed on the couch. We've established an awesome connection and my heart was racing when I was layin there with her and she was scratchin my hair, body high...

I suppose that takes it to the next level, close contact.


Way 2 go Bro


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Terrapin77]
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Congrats hombre!

Poke Smot's a pimp!
Poke Smot's a pimp!

Next thing you gotta do is this:

Ask her how she feels about taking videos of you guys having sex. Post the video on the shroomery and we can...give you pointers.... yea, pointers, that's it.

Also, make sure the video is mainly of her...we wanna make sure to be able to see her reactions so we know what advice to give you. Yea, sounds like a good idea.

-Dan

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: danamine]
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danamine said:
Congrats hombre! 

Poke Smot's a pimp!
Poke Smot's a pimp!

Next thing you gotta do is this:

Ask her how she feels about taking videos of you guys having sex.  Post the video on the shroomery and we can...give you pointers.... yea, pointers, that's it.

Also, make sure the video is mainly of her...we wanna make sure to be able to see her reactions so we know what advice to give you.  Yea, sounds like a good idea.

-Dan


:cool:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
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Please niggeh, you know how we roll

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
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If she at any point starts to play with her hair when she is talking to you and sitting in front of you (face to face) I'd say she is ready, eat before sell by date, consume immediately...  :grin:

BTW, I'm jealous - It's been a while - good luck!
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
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Quote:
at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me


Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy kiss me already?"


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: LuciferSam]
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Whoops, didn't read page 2! Well done, get in there!

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:
at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me


Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy  kiss me already?"


which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
:thumbup:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: LuciferSam]
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I hear by dub you Pimp Poke Smot, now the next level.
these guys no what theyare talking about, don't wait til its too late, throw her down on the couch and ravage here.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
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eligal said:
Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:
at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me


Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy  kiss me already?"


which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
:thumbup:


Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...



image.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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Microcosmatrix said:
eligal said:
Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:
at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me


Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy  kiss me already?"


which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
:thumbup:


Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...



image.



bwaahahahaaaa, yeah.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
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Microcosmatrix said:
eligal said:
Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:
at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me


Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy  kiss me already?"


which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
:thumbup:


Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...



image.


hey now! hes pimpin!
hes got the pimp powder in his back pocket!! watch out. you get da slap bitches


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
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He's got something on his ass, but I don't really think it's pimp powder.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
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Haha, some of you guys give awful advice :tongue:


Sorry


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
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Jadian said:
Haha, some of you guys give awful advice :tongue:


Sorry


we are men!! and no man understands the mind of a woman. its impossible for us to give good advice....  :confused:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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