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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5174010 - 01/12/06 08:18 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Hold her hand while walking.If she pulls away, you,ve lost.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5174013 - 01/12/06 08:18 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
causal touches at first, fleeting, then let them linger a moment and then, eventually insert your finger in the front of her pants just barely, pull her close and smooch her. Boom, then its up to her.




sounds ok, but i tend to just give a tittie twister. boom. then she slaps me. then return the slap on her butt.
and trust me, she will return a slap on your butt. from there on the physical part of your relationship starts.

really, women are kinda strange like that, sometimes its good to be forward and direct and act like its no big deal, they totally dig it.  :thumbup:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5174026 - 01/12/06 08:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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eligal said:
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nakors_junk_bag said:
causal touches at first, fleeting, then let them linger a moment and then, eventually insert your finger in the front of her pants just barely, pull her close and smooch her. Boom, then its up to her.




sounds ok, but i tend to just give a tittie twister. boom. then she slaps me. then return the slap on her butt.
and trust me, she will return a slap on your butt. from there on the physical part of your relationship starts.

really, women are kinda strange like that, sometimes its good to be forward and direct and act like its no big deal, they totally dig it.  :thumbup:




lol, you gotta be careful coming into girls space, know your mark first.  he seems like it may be out his league to know when and when not to pimp touch a bitch.


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: KaptKid]
    #5174027 - 01/12/06 08:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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KaptKid said:
Hold her hand while walking.If she pulls away, you,ve lost.


:sun:




true, or just rest your hand on her hip, without touching her ass. or better yet, walk with your hand on her lower back.  ooooohhh!!  :heart:

damn, im like, the relationship guru here.

hell yea.  i should start charging.


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5174030 - 01/12/06 08:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Read up on Google about how to attract women. It'll tell you what you should and shouldn't do, etc..

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174034 - 01/12/06 08:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

BECOME AN ALPHA MALE!

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174037 - 01/12/06 08:22 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

yeah remember, sometimes they just wanta be on bottom, you can't let them. the women that is.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5174048 - 01/12/06 08:24 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You can read her signs.

Like the way her hands face when she talks to you.

Or how she blinks and smiles.

It's very evident whether a females is interested or not if you pay attention to the signs.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5174050 - 01/12/06 08:25 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

ps:
when i said to rest your hand on her hip without touching her ass, its not because you are afriad to invade her space or whatever, its becuase you want to make her feel that you are comfortable with being close and physical with her but are just so cool that you dont need to cop-a-feel. you gotta make it seem like, you could grab that ass if you wanted, but youre just not in the mood right now...

and Nakors junk bag:
yea, sometimes you gotta becareful, but like i said before, you gotta be open about it and act like its just normal, and girls tend to pick up on it and go with the flow. if they notice youre a little nervous or something about doin it, then yea, they will think youre a pervert. again, women... strange creatures.

although, remember, even though all girls are the same, they are all different. some things work on some girls, but dont work on others. its trial and error. but if this bitch is makin him go to court or whatever bullshit, then its time to open it up before he gets used too much :wink:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174057 - 01/12/06 08:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

VoidOfsPg said:
Read up on Google about how to attract women. It'll tell you what you should and shouldn't do, etc..




!fuck google!

!!i got the goodies right here baby!!

25bucks for my book. 50bucks for the complete set.  :thumbup:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5174094 - 01/12/06 08:35 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

thanks for the advice yall, but i do ok.

my pimp touch is my mutant power, unstoppable. :poke:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174186 - 01/12/06 08:54 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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VoidOfsPg said:
BECOME AN ALPHA MALE!




Alpha males are born, not made. You either have it or you don't.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174195 - 01/12/06 08:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Not true.

It can be acquired.

I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174268 - 01/12/06 09:11 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

VoidOfsPg said:
Not true.

It can be acquired.

I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.




All black males are born alpha males. About 10% of white males are born alpha males.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174287 - 01/12/06 09:15 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

nIGGERS THE ALPHA SLAVES.

cOME AND GET EM, TWO FOR ONE!


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174310 - 01/12/06 09:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

kiss her tonight. even if its just a little one. Make it later in the evening.

Its a clear declaration of intention. If she's not into it, then to bad so sad. If she is, then you just made a bold move and she'll appreciate it, thats often the hardest part. It solves the "friend" problem.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Nephlyte]
    #5174319 - 01/12/06 09:23 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

so does a confident stare at her ass when you know she is looking but you are trying to make it look sneaky. The when she catches you look at her a smile.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) *DELETED* [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5174512 - 01/12/06 10:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5174566 - 01/12/06 10:13 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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poke smot! said:
BTW she's latino and HOT.




Go for it, holmes.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174635 - 01/12/06 10:31 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

VoidOfsPg said:
Not true.

It can be acquired.

I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.




All black males are born alpha males. About 10% of white males are born alpha males.




That's bullshit. Negros aren't all the same. Everyone is different. This black dude was one of the whitest black guys ever. He was so racist against black people. It was hilarious.

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