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This girl... (part two!)
    #5173862 - 01/12/06 07:52 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Second date earlier today. We went to starbucks and got some coffee. She got her favorite, a caramel frappachino (sp?). She said she LOVES them SO much, we share caramel interest. I picked up the tab, so she's had a mouth orgasm on me :wink:

She's at work. We're going to go the bar when she gets off around midnight. Drink, shoot pool, shoot the shit.

Oh yeah, she's asked me to take her to court next wednesday. She always starts off those questions with, "this may sound kinda wierd but...". So I got her on the ride to her DC hearing (busted smokin pot).

Now... I have been thinking, I don't want to draw out the nice guy thing too long or she might think I just want to be friends. I feel like I need to make it evident that I appreciate the time we spend and I really like it.

But, I also don't want to make shit uncomfortable like I wanna get in her pants right away. Still, I'm not sure what impression I'm giving having not had any physical contact thus far.

Help me out fellas! Should I move in, at what pace, and how? Or, should I just let it go as is? And maybe the alcohol might sway our judgement, so who knows? Of course I'm a little nervous, I consider myself a lousy kisser having not done a great deal of it.

Shit. Maybe it's too early to tell. But after the nth date, it will seem like I don't care for the romantic love side of things if I don't show it. Yet I don't know how.

Like bill hicks says.. "Shut up and smoke that! It's mandatory!" ... "Oh man, shit, I was taking like seriously..."

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5173885 - 01/12/06 07:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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poke smot! said:
so she's had a mouth orgasm on me :wink:





I'm sure you'll be making her have real ones in no time.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5173887 - 01/12/06 07:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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poke smot! said:
Oh yeah, she's asked me to take her to court next wednesday. She always starts off those questions with, "this may sound kinda wierd but...". So I got her on the ride to her DC hearing (busted smokin pot).




My advice, don't let her use you. It starts with one little thing.

Otherwise, go for it, not too much to lose. Comment on her physical appearence if you haven't already, then kiss her at some point afterwards.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5173889 - 01/12/06 07:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

comence physical contact!


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5173892 - 01/12/06 07:57 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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eligal said:
comence physical contact!



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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5173893 - 01/12/06 07:57 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Just see if she has that "do me" look in her eyes. Can never go wrong with the "do me" look.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
    #5173907 - 01/12/06 07:59 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Jadian said:
Just see if she has that "do me" look in her eyes. Can never go wrong with the "do me" look.




Yep, you can't beat the "do me" look. Too bad it is only directed toward me when the girl is incredibly inebriated.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5173913 - 01/12/06 08:00 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

No no, that's the "I'm gonna puke" look, there's a difference.



.... maybe not in your case.  :tongue:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5173914 - 01/12/06 08:00 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

the only time ive ever sen the "do me" look was when the girl was looking at the guy just behind me...







i cried


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5173921 - 01/12/06 08:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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eligal said:
comence physical contact!




I 2nd that.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5173932 - 01/12/06 08:02 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Damn, some of you guys need to come hang out with me in Alaska for a while. I can get just about anyone at my house laid whenever I want. It's funny, since I have a girlfriend I pass the pussy on to my friends.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
    #5173933 - 01/12/06 08:02 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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No no, that's the "I'm gonna puke" look, there's a difference.



.... maybe not in your case.  :tongue:




Damn.  Jadian's wittiness level is approaching my own.  I have a competitor.

I VILL CLRUSH YOU!

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    #5173971 - 01/12/06 08:10 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5173987 - 01/12/06 08:12 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

bitch you are allready taking her to court and shit, hit it.
pokey. just playing, but you should hit it.

When a chick starts her sentences with you might think its kinda weird, she is usually a headcase.
be warned.

hurry up and hit it.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5173988 - 01/12/06 08:13 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

So she's fat huh?


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5173989 - 01/12/06 08:13 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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poke smot! said:
hmm... I haven't commented on her appearance, damn, knew I was forgetting something.




In the game of love you must have some balls, son. If you dig the girl start giving her clues. Look deep into her eyes (but not in a creepy way), do some physical contact (arm around shoulders), etc..

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5173995 - 01/12/06 08:14 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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poke smot! said:
hmm... I haven't commented on her appearance, damn, knew I was forgetting something.




In the game of love you must have some balls, son. If you dig the girl start giving her clues. Look deep into her eyes (but not in a creepy way), do some physical contact (arm around shoulders), etc..





Start a staring contest without telling her. She'll think you're looking deep into her eyes and fall in love with you. Instant score.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5173998 - 01/12/06 08:15 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

causal touches at first, fleeting, then let them linger a moment and then, eventually insert your finger in the front of her pants just barely, pull her close and smooch her. Boom, then its up to her.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174000 - 01/12/06 08:15 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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In the game of love you must have some balls, son.  If you dig the girl start giving it to her.  Look deep into her eyes in a creepy way, do some physical contact (arm deep), etc..




i totally agree  :thumbup:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
    #5174004 - 01/12/06 08:16 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Jadian said:
Damn, some of you guys need to come hang out with me in Alaska for a while. I can get just about anyone at my house laid whenever I want. It's funny, since I have a girlfriend I pass the pussy on to my friends.




I'll be there tomorrow.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5174010 - 01/12/06 08:18 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Hold her hand while walking.If she pulls away, you,ve lost.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5174013 - 01/12/06 08:18 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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causal touches at first, fleeting, then let them linger a moment and then, eventually insert your finger in the front of her pants just barely, pull her close and smooch her. Boom, then its up to her.




sounds ok, but i tend to just give a tittie twister. boom. then she slaps me. then return the slap on her butt.
and trust me, she will return a slap on your butt. from there on the physical part of your relationship starts.

really, women are kinda strange like that, sometimes its good to be forward and direct and act like its no big deal, they totally dig it.  :thumbup:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5174026 - 01/12/06 08:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

nakors_junk_bag said:
causal touches at first, fleeting, then let them linger a moment and then, eventually insert your finger in the front of her pants just barely, pull her close and smooch her. Boom, then its up to her.




sounds ok, but i tend to just give a tittie twister. boom. then she slaps me. then return the slap on her butt.
and trust me, she will return a slap on your butt. from there on the physical part of your relationship starts.

really, women are kinda strange like that, sometimes its good to be forward and direct and act like its no big deal, they totally dig it.  :thumbup:




lol, you gotta be careful coming into girls space, know your mark first.  he seems like it may be out his league to know when and when not to pimp touch a bitch.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: KaptKid]
    #5174027 - 01/12/06 08:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Hold her hand while walking.If she pulls away, you,ve lost.


:sun:




true, or just rest your hand on her hip, without touching her ass. or better yet, walk with your hand on her lower back.  ooooohhh!!  :heart:

damn, im like, the relationship guru here.

hell yea.  i should start charging.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5174030 - 01/12/06 08:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Read up on Google about how to attract women. It'll tell you what you should and shouldn't do, etc..

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174034 - 01/12/06 08:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

BECOME AN ALPHA MALE!

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174037 - 01/12/06 08:22 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

yeah remember, sometimes they just wanta be on bottom, you can't let them. the women that is.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5174048 - 01/12/06 08:24 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You can read her signs.

Like the way her hands face when she talks to you.

Or how she blinks and smiles.

It's very evident whether a females is interested or not if you pay attention to the signs.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5174050 - 01/12/06 08:25 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

ps:
when i said to rest your hand on her hip without touching her ass, its not because you are afriad to invade her space or whatever, its becuase you want to make her feel that you are comfortable with being close and physical with her but are just so cool that you dont need to cop-a-feel. you gotta make it seem like, you could grab that ass if you wanted, but youre just not in the mood right now...

and Nakors junk bag:
yea, sometimes you gotta becareful, but like i said before, you gotta be open about it and act like its just normal, and girls tend to pick up on it and go with the flow. if they notice youre a little nervous or something about doin it, then yea, they will think youre a pervert. again, women... strange creatures.

although, remember, even though all girls are the same, they are all different. some things work on some girls, but dont work on others. its trial and error. but if this bitch is makin him go to court or whatever bullshit, then its time to open it up before he gets used too much :wink:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174057 - 01/12/06 08:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Read up on Google about how to attract women. It'll tell you what you should and shouldn't do, etc..




!fuck google!

!!i got the goodies right here baby!!

25bucks for my book. 50bucks for the complete set.  :thumbup:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5174094 - 01/12/06 08:35 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

thanks for the advice yall, but i do ok.

my pimp touch is my mutant power, unstoppable. :poke:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174186 - 01/12/06 08:54 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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BECOME AN ALPHA MALE!




Alpha males are born, not made. You either have it or you don't.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174195 - 01/12/06 08:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Not true.

It can be acquired.

I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174268 - 01/12/06 09:11 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Not true.

It can be acquired.

I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.




All black males are born alpha males. About 10% of white males are born alpha males.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174287 - 01/12/06 09:15 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

nIGGERS THE ALPHA SLAVES.

cOME AND GET EM, TWO FOR ONE!


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174310 - 01/12/06 09:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

kiss her tonight. even if its just a little one. Make it later in the evening.

Its a clear declaration of intention. If she's not into it, then to bad so sad. If she is, then you just made a bold move and she'll appreciate it, thats often the hardest part. It solves the "friend" problem.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Nephlyte]
    #5174319 - 01/12/06 09:23 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

so does a confident stare at her ass when you know she is looking but you are trying to make it look sneaky. The when she catches you look at her a smile.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) *DELETED* [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5174512 - 01/12/06 10:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5174566 - 01/12/06 10:13 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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BTW she's latino and HOT.




Go for it, holmes.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174635 - 01/12/06 10:31 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

VoidOfsPg said:
Not true.

It can be acquired.

I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.




All black males are born alpha males. About 10% of white males are born alpha males.




That's bullshit. Negros aren't all the same. Everyone is different. This black dude was one of the whitest black guys ever. He was so racist against black people. It was hilarious.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5174699 - 01/12/06 10:48 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

DO NOT take her to court. Dont do it. Say you're busy. Otherwise next you thing you know, she'll be asking you to go clothes shopping with her, and from there it will only escalate. You have to comment on her appearance and you MUST touch her, or you'll end up in the friends zone. No thanks.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5174706 - 01/12/06 10:51 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Read up on Google about how to attract women. It'll tell you what you should and shouldn't do, etc..



hahahahahaha


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5174710 - 01/12/06 10:53 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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VoidOfsPg said:
Not true.

It can be acquired.

I have a negro friend who became one, and it actually works. weird.




All black males are born alpha males. About 10% of white males are born alpha males.



What the fuck are you talking about? There are plenty of timid black dudes.


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    #5175472 - 01/13/06 04:01 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5175536 - 01/13/06 05:26 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Way to go :thumbup:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5175550 - 01/13/06 05:40 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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poke smot! said:
We ended up going to the bar, i let her drive my car, we got into deep conversation about morals, and going back to her place

at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me

ok so i dove in. she commented i was a lousy kisser, but she liked it and wanted to fuck around, so 30 mins of kissing fooling around (she even demanded my shirt off), then we poked smot.

at that point, when we went back she sat in another chair and I had to attempt her to come back giving me that good lovin. she was only gonna start kissin again if I can kiss her on the neck but i couldn't cause cottonmouth sucks.

instead we layed on the couch. We've established an awesome connection and my heart was racing when I was layin there with her and she was scratchin my hair, body high...

I suppose that takes it to the next level, close contact.




Way 2 go Bro

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5175964 - 01/13/06 10:12 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Congrats hombre!

Poke Smot's a pimp!
Poke Smot's a pimp!

Next thing you gotta do is this:

Ask her how she feels about taking videos of you guys having sex. Post the video on the shroomery and we can...give you pointers.... yea, pointers, that's it.

Also, make sure the video is mainly of her...we wanna make sure to be able to see her reactions so we know what advice to give you. Yea, sounds like a good idea.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: danamine]
    #5176025 - 01/13/06 10:28 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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danamine said:
Congrats hombre! 

Poke Smot's a pimp!
Poke Smot's a pimp!

Next thing you gotta do is this:

Ask her how she feels about taking videos of you guys having sex.  Post the video on the shroomery and we can...give you pointers.... yea, pointers, that's it.

Also, make sure the video is mainly of her...we wanna make sure to be able to see her reactions so we know what advice to give you.  Yea, sounds like a good idea.

-Dan




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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5176070 - 01/13/06 10:40 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Please niggeh, you know how we roll

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5176112 - 01/13/06 10:50 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

If she at any point starts to play with her hair when she is talking to you and sitting in front of you (face to face) I'd say she is ready, eat before sell by date, consume immediately...  :grin:

BTW, I'm jealous - It's been a while - good luck!
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5176116 - 01/13/06 10:51 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me




Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy kiss me already?"


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: LuciferSam]
    #5176120 - 01/13/06 10:52 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Whoops, didn't read page 2! Well done, get in there!

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5176124 - 01/13/06 10:52 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:

at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me




Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy  kiss me already?"




which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
:thumbup:


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"MolokoMilkPlus said:
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: LuciferSam]
    #5176141 - 01/13/06 10:55 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I hear by dub you Pimp Poke Smot, now the next level.
these guys no what theyare talking about, don't wait til its too late, throw her down on the couch and ravage here.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5176164 - 01/13/06 11:02 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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eligal said:
Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
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at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me




Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy  kiss me already?"




which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
:thumbup:




Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...



image.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5176173 - 01/13/06 11:03 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
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eligal said:
Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:

at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me




Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy  kiss me already?"




which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
:thumbup:




Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...



image.





bwaahahahaaaa, yeah.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5176188 - 01/13/06 11:07 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
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eligal said:
Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
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at whick she then eventually asked how it would be like to kiss me




Which means she was wondering "Why wont this fucking guy  kiss me already?"




which is a good thing, holdin off and makin the girl make the first move can add to the manly "im such a pimp that i dont need to kiss her" kinda image, or the "im not horny, really" kinda image
:thumbup:




Don't overdo it or it can quickly turn into the...



image.




hey now! hes pimpin!
hes got the pimp powder in his back pocket!! watch out. you get da slap bitches


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5176228 - 01/13/06 11:14 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

He's got something on his ass, but I don't really think it's pimp powder.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5176238 - 01/13/06 11:15 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, some of you guys give awful advice :tongue:


Sorry


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: Jadian]
    #5176294 - 01/13/06 11:24 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
Haha, some of you guys give awful advice :tongue:


Sorry




we are men!! and no man understands the mind of a woman. its impossible for us to give good advice....  :confused:


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Re: This girl... (part two!) *DELETED* [Re: eligal]
    #5176393 - 01/13/06 11:40 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5176469 - 01/13/06 12:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

There is some terrible advice in this thread. You should bring her some flowers. Bitches LOVE flowers.


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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: CherryBom]
    #5176493 - 01/13/06 12:09 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Pub Pimp Poke!

All Hail Pub Pimp Poke!

toga!
toga!
toga!

Today, I drink to you!

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: CherryBom]
    #5176567 - 01/13/06 12:29 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I agree, girls definately love flowers!!
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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: justsomegirl]
    #5176606 - 01/13/06 12:42 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

make a gift out of the teeth you lost as a child and give them to her, that will certainly seal the deal.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) *DELETED* [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5176856 - 01/13/06 01:32 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5176874 - 01/13/06 01:36 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Call her up and be like, listen, I know you don't want a relationship, but I wanna fuck you between the knees! Can you help me out?! Then turn out to be real shady like. Start calling her and hanging up. Show up outsider her work. Leave creepy letters on her car windshield when she's at random out of the way places. Show up BEFORE she does places.

And then disappear.

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Re: This girl... (part two!) [Re: eligal]
    #5176937 - 01/13/06 01:46 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Just accidently spill some carmal on her crotch. Dive right down and lick it all up real clean. If she orgasms then she want's you for a lover, if not then you can just claim you are a very neat person and no harm done. This works every time by the way.


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