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OMG, I have been enlightened
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I was sitting in my family room, and then there was a knock on the door. 2 people were standing there. One was a balding male. I noted to myself that he looked funny. The other one was a blond female. I noted what i thought she would look like in a moment of passion. These to visitors stood in my door, each with a smile on their faces that could put joy into anyone, even todays left.


The female outstretched her hand, and asked me, "Are you ready to be enlightened". I was unsure how to respond. I never thought I would find all the answers like this! After some thought, I managed to muffle out "yes". Suddenly a wave of euphoria traveled through my body, and I quickly seeked something to support myself with. I fell into the chest of the blond. They were real! This was a true day to remember. She reassured me that all will be OK, and that even myself deserved the knowledge I was about to be given.

What awaited me on this faithful day?

http://www.watchtower.org/







Now I can open time portals and talk to the dead!

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Re: OMG, I have been enlightened [Re: SourceLimit]
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yah, but did you introduce the blonde to your watchtower?

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Re: OMG, I have been enlightened [Re: MOTH]
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I can only tell such things to a jehovah brotheren. I am sry :frown:


But it is only right...


She showed me her watchtower, I should her mine.

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Re: OMG, I have been enlightened [Re: SourceLimit]
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Do the Witnesses believe that their religion is the only right one?
Anyone who is serious about his religion should think that it is the right one. Otherwise, why would he or she be involved in it? Christians are admonished: "Make sure of all things; hold fast to what is fine." (1 Thessalonians 5:21) A person should make sure that his beliefs can be supported by the Scriptures, for there is only one true faith. Ephesians 4:5 confirms this, mentioning "one Lord, one faith, one baptism." Jesus did not agree with the modern, relaxed view that there are many roads, many religions, all leading to salvation. Instead, he said: "Narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into life, and few are the ones finding it." Jehovah's Witnesses believe that they have found it. Otherwise, they would look for another religion.?Matthew 7:14.


:rolleyes:

When they asked you if you wanted to be enlightened you shoulda been like "It's okay, I've got enough shrooms for that already. Thanks anyways!"


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Edited by dr0mni (12/04/05 08:23 PM)

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Re: OMG, I have been enlightened [Re: SourceLimit]
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Suddenly a wave of euphoria traveled through my body, and I quickly seeked something to support myself with. I fell into the chest of the blond. They were real!


Can't beat those natural breasts. Mmmm mmm good!

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Re: OMG, I have been enlightened [Re: Sillicybin]
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Ahmen!

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Re: OMG, I have been enlightened [Re: SourceLimit]
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I used to be one of "them". My family still is. Crazy stuff.


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"Ignore the distortion you're forced to percieve and believe that what supercedes is love, but who agrees?"

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Re: OMG, I have been enlightened [Re: SourceLimit]
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I thought I was enlightened one time, but it turned out to be gas..... :tongue:

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Re: OMG, I have been enlightened [Re: Le_Canard]
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Same thing happened to me! It must be a seceret of the watchtower.

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