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InvisibleThe_Clash_UK
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Loc: UK
Alien Lovin * 1
    #492707 - 12/16/01 10:33 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Hi,
It has recently come to my attention that a fair few people seem to be into aliens. So I thought Id bring you all a special offer. YOU and an alien of YOUR choice could trip together and exchange mind shit. Many of you have already tripped with aliens, and you all learned the pleasures these little creatures can bring. All you have to do to experience this once in a life time offer is to stand on your roof late at night holding a sign stating which type of alien you are looking for. You must state these following catagories:

Type of alien
Colour of alien
sex of alien (this may include aliens with both male and female sexual organs)
Number of sexual organs your desired alien will have
Hight
Intelligence

After a few hours of passing spaceships, one will eventualy stop and suck you up into the craft. When you meet your alien you must greet it with these words:

"Hello, I read about this speical offer on shroomery.org abnd I fully understand all the terms and conditions"

Before the trip YOUR alien will expect payment. This involves giving oral sex, but what you will recieve (apart from vile green liquid over your face and mouth) will be so much more special. After around 10 mintutes the alien cum will begin to have strong effects over your mind, at this point you will be bale to communicate to the alien telepathicaly.

Here are some common alien saying:

"Suck my other three organs to experince ego death"
"I am now taking you to my planet where you will become an intergalactic space hooker"
"there is no exit on this craft"

Im now looking for people to sign up, you need the SPECIAL card to write on. So reply if you want to have the best spiritual experience of YOUR life. Also it would be good to hear from people who have met some of these aliens. Which ones are cool? Which ones have the best tasting cum? etc etc

This offer has been bouight to you by The_Clash_UK 69 Green Vile Cum Street London


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Edited by The_Clash_UK (12/16/01 10:39 AM)


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InvisibleRevelation

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Re: Alien Lovin [Re: The_Clash_UK]
    #492713 - 12/16/01 10:48 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

i'll have 10.


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Offlinemissulena
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Registered: 05/26/01
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Re: Alien Lovin [Re: The_Clash_UK]
    #493411 - 12/17/01 01:43 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

How can we be sure that this deal is legit?


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Registered: 10/31/01
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Re: Alien Lovin [Re: missulena]
    #493707 - 12/17/01 12:44 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

so where does the dead cabbage come into play?


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to understand other people….to be aware
to understand animals….to be a decent person
to understand plants….. to be a refined individual
to understand the mushroom…to be enlightened


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InvisibleThe_Clash_UK
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Re: Alien Lovin [Re: missulena]
    #493820 - 12/17/01 03:57 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

To be quite honest with you sir, im not quite sure it is legit....bu tI do know that this AMAZING offer will be over VERY soon!
You also might have heared some "conspiricy theories" about me being some sort of alien slave dealer, dealing in slaves from all over this galaxy. Of course thats not true though. So buy buy buy! Make a great christmas present for grandma!


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InvisibleThe_Clash_UK
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Re: Alien Lovin [Re: D_Tox]
    #493824 - 12/17/01 04:00 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Are you the guy thats sits outside my office feeding the pidgeons?
People like you disgust me!


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