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Re: bad sex! [Re: Brian13]
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What about if you piss blood afterwards?

Or if she was into stomp sex and she popped your testicle?

That'd be bad.


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Re: bad sex! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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that'd be worse than bad.

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Re: bad sex! [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
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The only problem ive had with bad a sex(oh was it still good) when they just lay there. Maybe it was me not turning her on or somthing but *yawn*. I still tore it up tho.


Id go for some bad sex right about now tho... damn its been a grip.


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Re: bad sex! [Re: ToolTroll]
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ToolTroll said:
hobbitxkillyou said:
I hooked up with a girl this weekend who came down with some friends...


Ha!  :eek: Is this a polite way of saying she had crabs or something?  :wink: Like "Oh, Jamie came down with her "friends". She's so nasty!" Then maybe that would be bad sex.


Haha, nothing like that. I just meant, I had seen her around back home with these people, but never hung out or talked to her before.


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Re: bad sex! [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
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It's up to you to make it good if she isn't helping much. Don't rely on anyone else to make something good.






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Re: bad sex! [Re: Learyfan]
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my dad always told me "Son, the worst piece of pussy you will ever get will still be better than none at all"


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Re: bad sex! [Re: redrum187]
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I had sex with a girl when she had a dip in once.

It wasn't bad at all, the only disconcerning thing was that i didn't know she was dipping until it was over.

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Re: bad sex! [Re: deryl]
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deryl said:
I had sex with a girl when she had a dip in once.


I just spit out my drink when I read that.

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Re: bad sex! [Re: deryl]
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A "dip in"? Are you trying to say she was chewing tobacco? During sex?

The only main thing that I can see leading to bad sex, is during anal. If all hell breaks loose, then yeah, that's bad sex.



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Re: bad sex! [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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SkorpivoMusterion said:
A "dip in"? Are you trying to say she was chewing tobacco? During sex?

The only main thing that I can see leading to bad sex, is during anal. If all hell breaks loose, then yeah, that's bad sex.




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Re: bad sex! [Re: Learyfan]
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Learyfan said:
It's up to you to make it good if she isn't helping much. Don't rely on anyone else to make something good.



haha

Bust that nut and get the fuck out!


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Re: bad sex! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Bad sex.....is there such a thing?


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Re: bad sex! [Re: sublime40oz]
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ok so me and a friend are hanging out with these girls at my place, and we're having a good time and all drunk and shit so they didnt want drive so i told em to crash here and this one girl decides to sleep in my bed... im like ok wtf... so shes in bed i turn off the lights and get in and im like sooooo... what do you wanna do, she was like what are you talking about, so i started making out with her and she got really into it and started taking our clothes off.... i proceed in massaging her and suckin her nipples and fingering her then she gets on top and goes 100 mph on me im like HOLY SHIT then all of a sudden she stops and leaves... im sitting there like wtf is she doing... she comes back in and goes to bed and i was like wtf thats it??? and she was like im sorry i didnt satisfy you... so then im like what are you talking about... then she says well you basically just asked if i wanted to fuck... so i just said like fuck it not even worth arguing over... theres my worste sex story... apparently she was really interested in me and wanted me in a relationship.. how the fuck did she expect me to fall asleep with her laying right next to me without any poontang...

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Re: bad sex! [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
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Guys are so stupid when it comes to sex. You all want the super hot chic, only prob is that they usually are bad in bed because they've never had to work for it.


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Re: bad sex! [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
ok so me and a friend are hanging out with these girls at my place, and we're having a good time and all drunk and shit so they didnt want drive so i told em to crash here and this one girl decides to sleep in my bed... im like ok wtf... so shes in bed i turn off the lights and get in and im like sooooo... what do you wanna do, she was like what are you talking about, so i started making out with her and she got really into it and started taking our clothes off.... i proceed in massaging her and suckin her nipples and fingering her then she gets on top and goes 100 mph on me im like HOLY SHIT then all of a sudden she stops and leaves... im sitting there like wtf is she doing... she comes back in and goes to bed and i was like wtf thats it???


Hahahahahahahahahaha! I've always wanted to do that! Ride some guys shit, get off, and then leave him hangin! Retribution. lol


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Re: bad sex! [Re: BEBZ]
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BEBZ said:
Hahahahahahahahahaha! I've always wanted to do that! Ride some guys shit, get off, and then leave him hangin! Retribution. lol




yeah thats great!


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Re: bad sex! [Re: BEBZ]
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BEBZ said:
AliceDee said:
ok so me and a friend are hanging out with these girls at my place, and we're having a good time and all drunk and shit so they didnt want drive so i told em to crash here and this one girl decides to sleep in my bed...  im like ok wtf... so shes in bed i turn off the lights and get in and im like sooooo...  what do you wanna do, she was like what are you talking about, so i started making out with her and she got really into it and started taking our clothes off....  i proceed in massaging her and suckin her nipples and fingering her then she gets on top and goes 100 mph on me im like HOLY SHIT then all of a sudden she stops and leaves... im sitting there like wtf is she doing...  she comes back in and goes to bed and i was like wtf thats it???


Hahahahahahahahahaha!  I've always wanted to do that!  Ride some guys shit, get off, and then leave him hangin!  Retribution. lol


Heres your chance gurl. Plz dont fuck me and forget me :frown: That would make me sooooo sad.

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Re: bad sex! [Re: FungusMan]
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LMAO!  I would never do such a thing!  Sadly though, I am married and faithful.  So my dream will never be fulfilled, and neither will yours. :frown:


You know what uber sucks?!  I never had so many offers before I got married.  Now that I am, guys want me left and right! poopie


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Re: bad sex! [Re: BEBZ]
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it wasnt great for me.... i couldnt sleep that whole night.. i should have jacked off and squirted in her eyeball.. but then shed hate me, she still likes me and i have no idea why...

Edited by AliceDee (10/05/05 12:44 PM)

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Re: bad sex! [Re: BEBZ]
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BEBZ said:
LMAO!  I would never do such a thing!  Sadly though, I am married and faithful.  So my dream will never be fulfilled, and neither will yours. :frown:


You know what uber sucks?!  I never had so many offers before I got married.  Now that I am, guys want me left and right! poopie


unless this is sarcastic , your husband should run quickly

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