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hobbitxkillyou
Shark wrestlingchampion

Registered: 08/11/05
Posts: 943
Loc: Pennsylvania
Last seen: 19 years, 14 hours

bad sex!

#4754631 - 10/04/05 02:05 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Fucking sucks. I hooked up with a girl this weekend who came down with some friends, and it was the worst sex I've ever had.

She was pretty hot, and dancing all sexy like, but then, when we got in the sack, she was horrible. I can't even describe it. It was just...bad, hah.

Anyways, I figure, what better place to brag about something and also complain about it then the shroomery?

But yea, complain about bad sex here. It sucks.

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OneMoreRobot3021

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,037
Loc: the sky

Re: bad sex!

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#4754633 - 10/04/05 02:06 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

The only time I really had bad bad sex was after my first girlfriend and I broke up, and we had like post break-up sex. It was so fucking boring and bad.

My girlfriend and I Don't really ever have bad sex..sometimes it's just drunken and sloppy and boring.

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lechuck
hash smoker

Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
Loc: mediterranean sea
Last seen: 13 years, 5 months

Re: bad sex!

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4754637 - 10/04/05 02:07 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

bad sex better than no sex, never forget

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goobler
Reanimated

Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909

Re: bad sex!

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#4754638 - 10/04/05 02:07 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

bad as in just let you go at it?

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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration

Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 4,278
Loc: Great White North

Re: bad sex!

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#4754654 - 10/04/05 02:10 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Bad sex sucks. I've only had what I would consider bad sex a couples times with a couple ex's and I'd rather have no sex then bad lame sex. When the girl doesn't know what shes doing, thats one thing, when the girls not even trying that just sucks.

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hobbitxkillyou
Shark wrestlingchampion

Registered: 08/11/05
Posts: 943
Loc: Pennsylvania
Last seen: 19 years, 14 hours

Re: bad sex!

[Re: goobler]
#4754657 - 10/04/05 02:10 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Bad as in, she was on top for a bit, and barely moved. If a chick takes initiative and gets on top first, I expect her to know what she's doing.

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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration

Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 4,278
Loc: Great White North

Re: bad sex!

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#4754672 - 10/04/05 02:12 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Ah. Until I met my current gf, I always assumed all girls were bad on top. I would usually let them have their fun up there and when they were done, then it was time to get down to business.

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Rono
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Registered: 01/25/01
Posts: 16,259
Loc: Calgary, Alberta
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months

Re: bad sex!

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#4754686 - 10/04/05 02:15 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

bad sex is sort of like bad pizza when you are drunk...even when it sucks, it's still pretty fuckin good.

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hobbitxkillyou
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Registered: 08/11/05
Posts: 943
Loc: Pennsylvania
Last seen: 19 years, 14 hours

Re: bad sex!

[Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#4754688 - 10/04/05 02:16 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Haha, well put, but the last girl I was with was great on top. Excellent times were had.

The night wasn't a total loss though. I went to my friends apartment after I took her back to her friends, and my friend, Rob, had some old guys staying at his place (boss and whatnot from home, needed a palce for the weekend) and stayed up drinking beer and doing Rambo impressions all night.

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Adden

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Re: bad sex!

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#4754748 - 10/04/05 02:25 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Only times I've had bad sex were post-breakup with ex girlfriends. Never again.

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goobler
Reanimated

Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909

Re: bad sex!

[Re: Adden]
#4754763 - 10/04/05 02:28 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

bad sex?

hey if I get off, thats all that matters

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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1

Re: bad sex!

[Re: goobler]
#4754774 - 10/04/05 02:30 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

goobler said:

bad sex?

hey if I get off, thats all that matters

Yeah. I mean, even if it's bad sex, it's still pretty good.... :tongue:

:tongue:

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MasonsChild
Fellow Traveler>^..^<

Registered: 03/18/05
Posts: 657
Loc: Upper Midwest

Re: bad sex!

[Re: Le_Canard]
#4754777 - 10/04/05 02:31 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Treat it like a race. First one to finish wins.

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goobler
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Re: bad sex!

[Re: Le_Canard]
#4754780 - 10/04/05 02:32 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Rono said:

bad sex is sort of like bad pizza when you are drunk...even when it sucks, it's still pretty fuckin good.

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nookjohn
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 1,560
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Re: bad sex!

[Re: Le_Canard]
#4754781 - 10/04/05 02:32 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Odd, the post-breakup sex I had with my ex was the best we ever had, in my opinion.

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ShroomArtist84
Stranger

Registered: 08/09/05
Posts: 2,414
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months

Re: bad sex!

[Re: nookjohn]
#4755623 - 10/04/05 06:39 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

ive had bad sex.
it consisted of a bottle of everclear, a cheap hotel room, and the bitch was on her period AND KNEW IT! and i didnt.......

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moog
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Re: bad sex!

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#4755652 - 10/04/05 06:44 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

I don't see how sex could ever be bad, unless it lasted less than 5 minutes or something.

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Mighty Bop
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Re: bad sex!

[Re: goobler]
#4755664 - 10/04/05 06:48 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

goobler said:

bad sex?

hey if I get off, thats all that matters

That's all that needs to be said.......

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ToolTroll
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Registered: 08/02/04
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Loc: N. Cack

Re: bad sex!

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#4755680 - 10/04/05 06:52 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

hobbitxkillyou said:

I hooked up with a girl this weekend who came down with some friends...

Ha!

:eek:

Is this a polite way of saying she had crabs or something? :wink:

:wink:

Like "Oh, Jamie came down with her "friends". She's so nasty!" Then maybe that would be bad sex.

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Brian13
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Registered: 09/14/05
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Loc: ohio
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Re: bad sex!

[Re: ToolTroll]
#4755727 - 10/04/05 07:02 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

ha ha agreed tooltroll, other than that i don't think sex can be bad. at least haven't found any bad sex yet. freaky, sloppy, boring, drunk......it's good by my standards. ha ha.

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