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A.S.V.A.B
    #4224437 - 05/26/05 11:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

anyone have any clue where i can take a practice test online and see my score? i don't want to deal with recruiters


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: LethalX5]
    #4224746 - 05/27/05 01:01 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

if you take the test online recruiters WILL call you......go look it up at the library....they'll never find you there................


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: blueshroomchick]
    #4224856 - 05/27/05 01:26 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

you could take a short cut, and just kill some innocent children in the hospotal infront of their mothers....... and then go and get killed for somthing pointless......

i dont mean to be an asshole, but hot damn man, the armed forces arent the answers to any problems, just the problem themselves.......

everyone i know that has tried to go and has not has thanked god that it has not happened, and those that have gone.............


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4224883 - 05/27/05 01:33 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
you could take a short cut, and just kill some innocent children in the hospotal infront of their mothers....... and then go and get killed for somthing pointless......

i dont mean to be an asshole, but hot damn man, the armed forces arent the answers to any problems, just the problem themselves.......

everyone i know that has tried to go and has not has thanked god that it has not happened, and those that have gone.............




Ok first off there are plenty of jobs in the military they don't involve shooting a gun. for all you know i could want to be a field medic and try to help wounded soldiers. so don't be so closed minded. also i never said i have any problems in life i just want to see what i would be good at and i want to keep my options open.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4224942 - 05/27/05 01:56 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

that's pretty fucking ignorant. just because you join the armed forces doesn't mean you're going into combat.

some people join the military and go to culinary school paid for by the military, then become chefs.

some people just handle the military's mail....postal clerks.

some people end up becoming 'seabees',. basically the carpenters of the military.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: felix]
    #4224958 - 05/27/05 02:01 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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that's pretty fucking ignorant. just because you join the nazi's doesn't mean you're going to execute millions of jews

some people join the nazis and go to culinary school paid for by the nazis, then become chefs.

some people just handle the nazi mail....postal clerks.

some people end up becoming 'seabees',. basically the carpenters of the nazis.




Yeah, stop being so closed minded. There are lots of good ways to be a nazi without jew killing.

Anyhow, I took the ASVAB and got 99% on everything except coding speed and knowledge of car parts shit. I never got harrassed by recruiters. They don't like teh gays because an open gay person in the army would ruin the training atmosphere. The army wants homosexual feelings in the subconscious mind, where they can be channeled to raping babies, rather then in the conscious mind, where it's transfered to sex and bad taste in culture.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: tomk]
    #4224973 - 05/27/05 02:07 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

your sarcasm sucks ass. so does your consipracy theory.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: felix]
    #4224994 - 05/27/05 02:17 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Dude. I've experienced this firsthand. There is no sarcasm, and no conspiracy theory here.

What I did with your quote wasn't sarcasm. If your point is valid for the US army, it's valid for the nazi, and if it's valid for the nazi, then it's valid for the US army. I say, it's not valid for the nazi, obviously, so it's not valid for the US army. This doesn't mean there aren't good soldiers (I'm sure there were lots of good nazis in hard economic conditions trying only to support families they loved), it just means that joining the army has a very high ethical price. You are literally making yourself part of an organization that does rape babies and hand people over to be tortured and detain people without charges for 3 years in a prison where abuse is common.

There is no consipracy theory here either. You don't think the army has issues with repressed homosexuality? It's called reaction formation.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: tomk]
    #4225074 - 05/27/05 02:47 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

there is one thing that i have a set view on.... its the army. even if youre not kililng in the fields you are supporting those that do...

my grandfather repaired radar and did a hell of a lot during ww2, and i have a signd cert from the president during the spanish american war for a family members fighting in it. who i dont remember.


but i hate the thing, the whole stinking thing. if there werent any armies who would do the killing?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: tomk]
    #4225085 - 05/27/05 02:51 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

so does being a tax paying american thereby make you a part of an organization that rapes babies? Our tax dollars do go towards the military which, in turn, uses that money for the means of raping babies.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: phalloidin]
    #4225091 - 05/27/05 02:54 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Yes.

Don't pay taxes insomuch as you can.

Live as close to Steal this book instructs as you can.

Make sure you steal more stuff from the man then you pay in taxes so you offset any moral risk of supporting us baby raping.

I mean it bitches.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: LethalX5]
    #4225098 - 05/27/05 02:56 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

this thread is such a joke.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #4225116 - 05/27/05 03:00 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

No joke man.

This country is sending people to third world countries to be tortured because they are arab and they were in the wrong place at the wrong time.  Simple as that.  The things in your head about how noble they are for being attached to their country and loved ones so much that they do shit like this for them is exactly what yoda was condemning in Anakin in the new Star Wars movie.  :mad:

Don't you like yoda?


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: tomk]
    #4225118 - 05/27/05 03:02 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

get the fuck out of this country. we have too many idiots already. it's time to eradicate.


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #4225124 - 05/27/05 03:03 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:laugh:arthvadertheme:

uh oh we all hear it.  The idiots are the ones who send arabs into prisons for being in the wrong place in the wrong time.  They are blinded by their attachments.  :mad:


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: tomk]
    #4225129 - 05/27/05 03:05 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

you sound like someone who listens to what all their friends say without actually reading shit yourself. how old are you? 13?


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #4225135 - 05/27/05 03:05 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

BAM


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4225146 - 05/27/05 03:08 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

nightnight


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #4225156 - 05/27/05 03:12 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

who said that i paid taxes?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: A.S.V.A.B [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #4225170 - 05/27/05 03:16 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

No I read the shit myself.  All I do is read.

Look.  I realize you see the army as a good thing.  Thats because you can't see past the fact that national identities are an illusion, and you are the same as the arabs your government is torturing in your name.  :mad:

Although that does sound a bit cliche, I can see your point.  I almost agree with you.  Maybe you could say I read the shit but don't fully realize it, but you can't say i don't read the shit.

Maybe I'm reading the wrong shit.  Who knows.  But I do read.


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