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MushyHead420
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Going To The Army
#5464926 - 03/31/06 05:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey Everyone, I was just excepted to go into the army finally after a big debate over a tattoo...But i got a question. I have been smokin pot ocassionally for the last week, and before that i smoked more often, And last night a did 10 grams of fresh mushrooms. How long should i wait before i go to MEPS and take my drug test...I plan on flushing myself out constantly with water, and i was wondering if any vitamins work, Just Lemme know cause im trying to figuire out when i could safely go, I dont wanna mess this up...
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Krishna
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mess it up, the army is fucking lame.
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MushyHead420
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: Krishna]
#5464948 - 03/31/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Man, Thats a matter of personal opinion, I dont want any arguments or turning this post into something else. I just wanna know about the drug test, I wanna know if there are any vitamins or anything that helps, i will be drinking tons of water. Thank You
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Konnrade
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: Krishna]
#5464950 - 03/31/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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कृष्ण,LOL said: mess it up, the army is fucking lame.
Then again, the army has been known to have quite a few recruiters who help people get clean for drug tests.
Of course that means you stop smoking pot and they help you to get it out of your system quickly so you pass the test... but still, the army is the only branch that's been known to do that.
They'll still give you the boot if you fail a test later on though.
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: Krishna]
#5464952 - 03/31/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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कृष्ण,LOL said: mess it up, the army is fucking lame.
I agree with that statement. But if you're dead set on going in to the army, for whatever reason , I'd wait a while before pissing in a cup. Different people take different amounts of time for it to be completely out of their system. I'd say 30 days or so and you'd be fine. But if you can wait anyways, might as well be safe.
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Burke Dennings
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Man, use the search function... there are threads made about beating piss tests several times a week.
But I will say this: you don't need to be worried about failing urinalysis to get into the army; they'll take ANYONE.
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: Liz]
#5464959 - 03/31/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jesus Liz
its people like this that keep us safe and allow you to have your opinion.
Some people need to be in the military and its not a bad place, every civilized country has some service.
I for one say "THANK YOU! for serving for all of us and keeping us safe"
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: Liz]
#5464960 - 03/31/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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so there aint no way to flush it all out quickly, I have passed em before by just flushing my system out the day before. With just water. ANd then pissing right before the test and passing. Works every time, But MEPS is a whole day of waiting and i dont want the THC to build up or anything.
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Krishna
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: goobler]
#5464981 - 03/31/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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aggressive military action does not keep anybody safe.
it stirs up more trouble in the world, serves to enforce unequal and unsustainable systems of distribution.
ever since Keynes, the western world has used militarization to stimulate their economies - having little-to-nothing to do with security, it is little more than a huge waste of human and natural resources...
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: goobler]
#5464985 - 03/31/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's not that I don't "appreciate" people serving our country and keeping us safe Goobler, I do appreciate the sacrifices people make, honestly.
It's just that I don't see the conflict in Iraq ending any time soon - so I don't know why anyone would want to enlist and be sent to a place that we really don't have any business being in, where we're getting our asses kicked day in and day out
I wouldn't want my kid signing up, that's for damn sure.
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Liz
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Your drinking a lot of water method could very well work, but its certainly not guaranteed by any means. And like you said, you don't want to fuck this up, do you??
If I were you, I'd wait a while longer, without smoking, and then do it. But that's just me
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Re: Going To The Army *DELETED* [Re: Krishna]
#5464995 - 03/31/06 06:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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Krishna
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haha, look for my previous thread about installing Devanagari fonts
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DieCommie
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कृष्ण,LOL said: mess it up, the army is fucking lame.
thats real constructive.... I applaud your decision to join. If we had to rely on these hippies for defense we would be praying to mecca by the new year.
About the test, I dont think vitamins will help much. Lots of water of course will, also I doubt they will test for mushroom's active ingredients.
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Re: Going To The Army *DELETED* [Re: Krishna]
#5465058 - 03/31/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
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Krishna
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: DieCommie]
#5465059 - 03/31/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i think anybody doing a proper economic and socio/political analysis of our current world situation would see that militarization (and the military industry in general) has led to far more problems than it has solved
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: DieCommie]
#5465060 - 03/31/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Our Army is typically on the offensive, not the defensive end of things. I don't have a problem with the military defending our country, but i do have a problem with us invading countries that don't want us there, under false pretenses
And as for his drug test, he smokes pot, which can stay in your system for a long time, because it clongs to fat cells from what i understand.
-------------------- Remember, remember the fifth of November The gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.
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Krishna
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weird, when you quote it it turns to ?????,LOL instead of कृष्ण,LOL
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Krishna
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: Liz]
#5465067 - 03/31/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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not only that, but our military is just one example of the prevalance of the arms industry in our modern world economy. do you think there would be as many civil conflicts in africa if there were no AKs? i certainly don't...
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DieCommie
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Re: Going To The Army [Re: Krishna]
#5465074 - 03/31/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I do. You seriously think that simply having guns makes them violent? Im sure you do, I dont want to mock your belief in this thread, there will be other threads for that.
Edited by Qubit (03/31/06 06:30 PM)
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