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OfflineJalruza
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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5649475 - 05/19/06 09:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

btw, what if i give my old doctors address, the doctor who i was with BEFORE this stress incident? Is it even possible, does he still have my records? And if they ask me why i havent registered with a new doctor yet i can simply say i was travelling for a year and was out of the country.


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5649482 - 05/19/06 09:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i mean.. usually i think ur medical records follow u.. i dont think they each have a copy of them.. but im not sure..

i mean u could always go to a new doctor.. just start with him, have him give u a physical.. then go enlist with the new doctor


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Banez]
    #5649505 - 05/19/06 09:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

OHSBrave06 said:
sounds like u had a fuckin hook up like nothing else




hash in nepal is good. By Kathmandu standards i didnt find anything better in town than that dealer was offering but when i was out in the mountains i scored lots of Temple Balls there the shit, there not very dark, taste so rich and high so uplifting. Very cheap too, you can get 10 garms for 5 - 10 bucks.


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5649510 - 05/19/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Post this nonfictional story in my thread :wink:.


Please, :laugh:


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Hail Shroomery!




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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5649524 - 05/19/06 09:37 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

you can always ask the recruiter to recomend a doctor for you, also smoking weed dosent hrut your chances for getting in, you will have to quit though because the random screening. but if you havent smoked in over "6 months" youll be alright.


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5650175 - 05/19/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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TheFakeSunRa said:
Man that's the best thing that ever happened to you.




well said


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5650501 - 05/19/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

HOO RAH!!

DIE FOR DICK CHANEY!! RAH!! :thumbdown:


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5650517 - 05/19/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Ewok said:
This just gets better and better. Im gonna cut off ear of my doctors head and wear it like medallion.

I got into hospital last year and got out in a couple of weeks, they put me on some mild medication and i have to regulary see doctors evry month os some shit, well my doctor submitted report to the Army which i conisdered joining half seriosly, well i got a letter from them today and they said i cant join coz im being treated for stress related condition.

The Fuck.





Good. I would not feel safe with you "protecting my Freedom."


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Herbus]
    #5650605 - 05/19/06 03:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Your  "protecting freedom" the sameone  that won'ted to feed his famliy weed? :imo: we are surly fuck for sure. :runaway:


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Brainiac]
    #5656152 - 05/21/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well im getting a go at another opportunety in a month, by that time i hope to get off the pills. As long as im not on meds i think i can sign the medical forms away


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Herbus]
    #5656164 - 05/21/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5656174 - 05/21/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Muppet69_420 said:
Post this nonfictional story in my thread :wink:.


Please, :laugh:




Read it here

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post5652777


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But some of us too dame blind to see
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Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5656332 - 05/21/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Join the other side they can use you.


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5656461 - 05/21/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If you really want to do some good in the world, join the Peace Corps or the Red Cross or something. US military is not something to be a part of right now, unless you want to die for nothing in Iraq.


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5656517 - 05/21/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Jalruza said:
The Fuck.




haha...I thought I was the only one who said "the fuck!"


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Re: Army says i cant join [Re: Jalruza]
    #5657174 - 05/21/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hopefully this will save you from being drafted in to an illegal war concocted by corrupt neocon appointees.

If you want think you'll make a difference in this country, join the border patrol.


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