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OfflineKnattyD
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what do u say to army/marines recruiters
    #3289030 - 10/28/04 01:51 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

ahhh.. its getting sickening. no matter where i go there are people trying to get me into the services. i usually end up in this huge philosophhical and political conversation with them... HOW DO U GUYS DEAL WITH THEM????its alwasy the same

HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THE SERVICES?

NO I AM AGAINST IT ALL

OH I GUESS U NEVER LOST ANYONE IN 911

IRAQ HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 911 ITS FUCKING IMPERIALISM USA DONT GIVE A FUCK BOUT THOSE PEOPLE, PROPS TO THE SANE SOLDIERS HELPING THOSE PEOPLE BUT ITS NOT WHY THEY ARE THERE ITS NOT THEIR FAULT BUT I AM NOT GONNA SERVE A FACIST, CORPORATE, BULLSHIT GOVERNEMTN...

WHY ARE U HERE IF U DONT LIKE IT

FUCK THE INTERNATIONAL BOUNDS. I AM WHERE I WANNA BE I AM A MAN OF THE EARTH NO ONE OWNS THIS PLOT OF LAND SO ITS NOT YOURS THEIRS OR MINES. U EXPECT ME TO LEAVE BECUASE A COUPLE COCK SUCKER RUIN IT?

then it switches over to him asking about my hobbies and i say my band and my music and then just like in the movie 911 he goes and starts talking about shaggy... ah! mother fucker quit trying to sell me this shit. i aint gonna buy it. i cant stand people trying to sell shit i dont pick up my house phone anymore because its always corporations and people trying to sell shit. i swear i must get 30 phone calls a day from bullshit...

just venting....

:heart:RALPH NADER FOR PRESIDENT:heart:
fuck bush more then fuck kerry but fuck kerry look at his fucking smile it remninds me of a sleezeball car salesman trying to sell u a worthless piece of shit for mad loot

how do u deal with those cock suckers?


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: KnattyD]
    #3289036 - 10/28/04 01:55 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

nader is a bigger deusch than kerry, I wouldn't vote fro him if you paid me


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: gdman]
    #3289038 - 10/28/04 01:55 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

he's not even in the green party anymore


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: KnattyD]
    #3289132 - 10/28/04 02:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

AVOID EYE CONTACT and keep walking. That is how I deal with recruiters. But I'm a girl, so they don't bother to pursue.


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: KnattyD]
    #3289143 - 10/28/04 02:24 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I just tell them I cant pass a drug test... even though I probably could if I really wanted to.


If they press any farther... well screaming something about bloodthirsty mercenaries who sell their soul to the government usually scares them off.


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OfflineInfrared
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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: KnattyD]
    #3289157 - 10/28/04 02:27 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

haha.... last time a recruiter asked me to join the military i literally told him he could eat my cock... then i kept walking away and gave him the finger for good measure

dont let him talk.... it only leads to wasted time


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: KnattyD]
    #3289168 - 10/28/04 02:29 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

say you're gay.


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: KnattyD] * 1
    #3289181 - 10/28/04 02:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

"Why should I join the army?  I'm already in a militia..." :evil:


:lol:


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Offlineagr8fulchick
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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: KnattyD]
    #3289342 - 10/28/04 03:00 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Just politely say that you aren't interested in joining. Don't stop to talk or take time to argue, because you will never convice them.

I'm a girl, so they don't bother me too much :laugh: My boyfriend and I were walking through a mall yesterday and some recruiters were asking two girls if they were interested in the services. When my hippie boyfriend walked by one of the officers actually did a double take! Like his first  gut reaction was to ask if he was interested in more army info, but then the officer could obviously tell by his looks that my man wanted nothing to do with any armed service.

Just look like a hippie. Hippies don't join the army :wink:

:flowerchild:


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters *DELETED* [Re: KnattyD]
    #3289379 - 10/28/04 03:07 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: blink]
    #3289398 - 10/28/04 03:11 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

"That sounds sweeeet! Do I get to kill ________ <favorite racial/ethnic slur here>???"


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: agr8fulchick]
    #3289408 - 10/28/04 03:12 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

hehe


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: KnattyD]
    #3289448 - 10/28/04 03:18 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

"Have you ever thought about joining the <insert Armed Service division here>?"

"Nooo." <---- said as if he is an idiot for ever suggesting I would even for one microsecond consider such a thing.

Yeah, and just keep walking.

BigNerd


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: BigNerd]
    #3289478 - 10/28/04 03:24 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Person asking me: "Have you ever thought about joining the <insert Armed Service division here>?"

Me: :smile2:

Person asking: *walks away slowly*


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OfflineSilven
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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: BigNerd]
    #3289481 - 10/28/04 03:24 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

If you've ever heard the F-U-C-K Y-O-U song by Bob and Tom, that pretty much sums up what you need to say to them.

Slam the phone in their ear for good measure, or if you are face to face with them spit on the ground at their feet and turn and walk away.

Military America makes me sick. I would never join the military, I don't believe in being offensive unless we need to be (In Iraq we don't need to be). I will join the army when we are attacked at home.

No country is stupid enough to invade our country. Regardless of who you are, if you are an American I will stand by your side along with 95% of the population and we will fight tooth and nail if someone were to try to conquer us. We don't need the protection of this bullshit government, the only thing they have over us is nuclear weapons.

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F - U - C - K Y - O - U

American Government
American Military
American President
American Greed
Corporate America

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1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: Silven]
    #3289489 - 10/28/04 03:26 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Just tell him you aren't man enough to fight for your country...

Why go through all the bullshit and lying?


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: vc77]
    #3289497 - 10/28/04 03:28 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

vc77 said:
Just tell him you aren't man enough to fight for your country...

Why go through all the bullshit and lying?




Don't turn this into a flame fest.


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bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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OfflineSilven
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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: vc77]
    #3289500 - 10/28/04 03:29 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Ohhhh that's why we're in Iraq.. fighting for our country since they blew down the Twin Towers on 9/11.. err wait that was the Afghans.. why are we in Iraq again?

Oh, oil, money, and to prove to Daddy that he's a man.

Such an honorable reason to die for. Lining the rich's pockets.

Where do I sign up?

- Silven


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: Silven]
    #3289507 - 10/28/04 03:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

You either. This thread has a purpose. It will be locked if you two keep it up.


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: what do u say to army/marines recruiters [Re: bf6]
    #3289513 - 10/28/04 03:32 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Hey, shh... Check out the numerous threads above me flaming the military and country I am a member of. I have put in numerous hours of hard work to stand up for my country. I'm nost standing up for bush, fuck bush. Not the government, screw them. I'm working for my family and the people I love. Screw you guys, your flaming just as much as I am.

Why don't you just nicely tell them you aren't interested... Oh wait, thats too hard.


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