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Kloakk
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707422 - 10/24/26 08:46 PM (5 days, 8 hours ago)

callmehippie said:

LadysKnight said:

Nothing quite as refreshing as a CoolBreeze.
Welcome and thanks for being here!

Well. People have said my farts are quite fresh.

People lie

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707423 - 10/24/26 08:53 PM (5 days, 8 hours ago)

You! lied to me?

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707430 - 10/24/26 09:13 PM (5 days, 8 hours ago)

Keep up the good work all ,~Blessingz

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Kloakk
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707440 - 10/24/26 09:25 PM (5 days, 8 hours ago)

callmehippie said:

You! lied to me?

Since you seem slow I'll say it again, people lie.

:cujo:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707450 - 10/24/26 09:32 PM (5 days, 8 hours ago)

Congratulations! You love to see it
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707620 - 10/25/26 02:30 AM (5 days, 3 hours ago)

Dala said:

Yo

I'm pretty sure we're in the midst of a search function wizard

CoolBreeze06

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Spent 6 months lurking and must have soaked it up because this cat came in cruisin (and with good reason).

You clearly have better comprehension skills than I did when I first started. Honestly, it's impressive how you digested the base concepts of cultivation so quickly and were moving on to nute ratios for exotics substrate right out the gate. With perception, humility, self awareness, and no fear of failure, you have honed your cult-intuition in a most honorable way.

More than that, your input on non-cult topics can be so grounded and laid back that I'm starting to think you live up to your name. Your giveaway stood out to me, too; the intention of it, specifically: waste-not want-not and give the cultures a good home. It all shows that you have a healthy respect and love for life, and that's as shroomy as it gets.

Thank you for spending your time with us, and for sharing your journey into cult. You're more than welcome here and we're blessed to have you.

Everyone, please give it up for

CoolBreeze06

the 77^th Noob of the Moment

The floor is yours if you care to take it

I, ah, had no idea this was even a thing. 😂 I saw your DM and thought I was getting pranked. Such kind words you shared, I truly appreciate that.

A lot of great names on the list before me, I’ve learned something from many of them. The Shroomery has been one of those refreshing corners of the net for mycology, that is largely focused on the art and the science. Where I’ve been able to learn and grow - no pun Intended - my passion.

I’ll be sticking around, because I am after all still a noob, and have much to learn!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707638 - 10/25/26 03:46 AM (5 days, 1 hour ago)

No goof, you rule dude. So many great folks that we gotta shine a light from time to time. Appreciate you being here, keep doing your thing :sunny:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707708 - 10/25/26 08:13 AM (4 days, 21 hours ago)

Coolbreeze,

Glad you got the memo. Thanks for everything bud.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29707751 - 10/25/26 10:23 AM (4 days, 19 hours ago)

Congrats CoolBreeze06...

our journeys have yet to cross paths/
but based on the response from the community, I can tell you're a cool cat/

:coolcat:

:coolcat:

Keep doin your thing mang :rockon:

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P.S. holy shit dude, you got multiple 200g fruits, Lets Go!

Gotta love the guys and gyals who know howta UTFSE :hairmetal:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29708155 - 10/25/26 08:41 PM (4 days, 8 hours ago)

What a refreshing name! Congrats cool breeze!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29708216 - 10/25/26 10:10 PM (4 days, 7 hours ago)

Congratulations to CoolBreeze06 for having the right stuff to get nominated.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710193 - 10/27/26 08:10 PM (2 days, 9 hours ago)

Up in the trees, buzzing and singing mid-late summer. We have been gifted the presence of the coolest, and only(that we know of) mushroom cultivating cicada! :smile:

:smile:

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Today we are here to celebrate Cicadoidea!

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Bio I'm a bug buzz buzz.

I love anything that grows! Plant, fungi, other bugs & animals, complex chemical machines, etc.

I spend my time growing anything that catches my fancy, taking care of my rescue reptiles, and exploring creative fields like art and gamedev.
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Just happy to be here!

We are happy you are here also! :hug:

:hug:

:mushroom2:

I remember seeing some of your first posts, working with vendor made spawn, running into obstacles, and asking questions to make sense of it all. Now you are working with Agar, working on sterile technique, answering questions and engaging with the community more and more. It's an absolute joy to have you around! Thank you for hanging out with us and sharing in the love of cultivation. Congratulations on being nominated, this week's Noob of the Moment!! :yourock:

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Please feel free to share as much or as little as you'd like about yourself. The stage is yours :mushroom2:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710206 - 10/27/26 08:19 PM (2 days, 9 hours ago)

welcome Cicadoidea

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:

let's get it!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710210 - 10/27/26 08:21 PM (2 days, 9 hours ago)

Love this one. Ive always loved the name, the avatars (although I kind of miss the old one)

And i love they way they post. Hell ya.

Thanks for everything cica. (no way am I going to try and spell it)

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710216 - 10/27/26 08:27 PM (2 days, 9 hours ago)

You're a warm presence around here, Cicadoidea. Happy to share the shroomery with you :mushroomgrow:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710240 - 10/27/26 08:49 PM (2 days, 8 hours ago)

Hell yeah! Def been noticing your name next to some quality posts lately!
:baaaam:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710245 - 10/27/26 08:54 PM (2 days, 8 hours ago)

Congrats, Cica! Thanks for being a valued member here! Hope to see you around more!

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Cicadoidea
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710254 - 10/27/26 09:04 PM (2 days, 8 hours ago)

Oh gosh, I only realized this was a thing days ago and now I'm lucky enough to be nominated. :blush:

:blush:

It means much to me that it was Agar wedge to break the news. You were the first to help me out to get that important first grow.

I don't know much what to say about my self. I crawled out of the dirt in Alabama and spent most of my early days outdoors.
Later in life I moved to an area in the midwest for a better climate and to be near friends.

Had a lots of ups and downs and downs.. lost community and found myself being detached from anything that resembled what I used to be.
Ended up in a much safer place a while after and got my first rescue reptile lil-man. This set off a little spark that re-ignited a little flame from a little me.

I started to re-connect to my love for animals, plants and everything nature had to offer. Unfortunately around this time i started experiencing chronic fatigue and pain when doing more taxing activities like working, hiking, standing long term etc. Fortunately around this time my collection of reptile rescues had grown.

Having cute little creatures relying on me helped keep me grounded but my body keeping me from going outside to trails and reserves more than once a couple weeks and overall feeling like a burden still weighed on me. This was around the time I started looking into :mushroom2:

:mushroom2:

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I'll skip the trial and error there but it was very dramatic at points! After my first grow and few experiences I found that the medicine worked amazingly for self worth issues, made me feel spry for a while, and most of all was a joy to cultivate.

Now I'm here browsing the forum with too much time on my hands. so I try to help in the little places I can.

And I think I've been long winded now.. :scaredturtle:

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I have many things coming up that I'll be chuffed to share here with you all. :flowers:

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PS: Beef, that pfp will be back between holidays!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710268 - 10/27/26 09:21 PM (2 days, 8 hours ago)

Its your dime! Theres no limit! We wanna know who you are.

Cute snek btw.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29710287 - 10/27/26 09:42 PM (2 days, 7 hours ago)

:rockon:

way to go cica.

Congratulations. Dude :yourock:

:yourock:

Welcome to the club of misfits. Don't hesitate to reach out if you ever need ANYTHINg at all.

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Take it easy. if it's easy. take it twice :mushroom2:

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