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justaspore
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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29634988 - 07/28/26 07:18 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Oh we're talkin about butt stuff?

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29634991 - 07/28/26 07:22 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

My problem with punching nazis is that people always punch them in the face. Why? Its all bone. Ive never knocked anyone out hitting them in the face, its actually super hard to do unless youre big. Ive faught nearly 50 times and never won that way.

Go for the guts folks. Its soft and it works almost every time. Even big men fold over and gasp with purple lips. Something very satisfying about it.

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29634992 - 07/28/26 07:26 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Could also do some skin gripping :smile:

:smile:

when u grab n twist they're skin connected to the ribs n lift up like u gonna throw them they tend to freeze n cry

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29634994 - 07/28/26 07:27 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Oh fuck. As someone with floating ribs, you do that to me and ill fold in.

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29634996 - 07/28/26 07:30 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Floating ribs ain't no joke 💀

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#29635000 - 07/28/26 07:32 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Its disabling but the govt doesnt care. Still gotta do capitalism

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635001 - 07/28/26 07:32 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

GenesisCorrupted said:

Do any of you have ponds or aquariums that you'd like sharing pictures of?
Please post them in here.
It feels like I know there's more out there and I don't have anywhere else to post it it's other topic of discussion and.
Quite frankly…
We just don't have very much talent in that thread yet.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29631042

Oh man. I'm not sure I belong over there in otd. All the other shit is too much for me. Can I post here and then you can quote me or something over there maybe LOL.

I've got a brand new pond myself.. in fact, you kind of inspired me.

I rescued a small red ear slider hatchling

from one of the pools that I work at and decided to make him an outdoor space

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635002 - 07/28/26 07:34 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

I love that turtle and would die for him

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635014 - 07/28/26 08:08 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

:rockon:

im also in the process of acquiring a baby red footed tortoise

I'm getting his outdoor and indoor and closure ready in my free time.

And then I'm pulling the trigger as soon as I finish. :wobble:

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Splittinghairs

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#29635015 - 07/28/26 08:09 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Which weapon will you teach him?

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635020 - 07/28/26 08:15 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

The turtle should learn nunchucks. Staff is pretty cool too.

The wise tortoise isnot a fighter. And will have to learn patience.. obviously. And that's a great weapon too.

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#29635027 - 07/28/26 08:43 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Radical!

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Mistakes
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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635035 - 07/28/26 09:08 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

I'm not a great teacher so I normally use some kind of animal-based tape (gorilla or duck) to secure a Glock to the top of the shell. Doesn't even need bullets, anyone seeing that will immediately self-reflect and get the hell out of there. And that's before they see the claymore roomba..

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Gilmour Hendrix
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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635058 - 07/28/26 09:59 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

1NFIN8 said:

Gil,

I always read your posts with a mix of rapture and wtf. I’m glad to see you back. I need the mind fuck. 😂

I'm a silly goose. Sometimes I embellish the facts to make it fun. In all honesty, that last post about the various different ways I have been accosted by a lady's dumper was as it happened. Just that facts!

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Good to see you too, ol' buddy! I hope you're well and happy :heart:

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635065 - 07/28/26 10:07 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

I haven't been here long but you're already one of my favorite people to interact with here, Gilmore. Hope you're doing alright and being kind to yourself.

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635074 - 07/28/26 10:21 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Thanks, Mistakes! You ain't so bad yourself, man! The advice I received here a week or so ago really helped. Thanks for checking in! I hope you're doing well, too :smile:

:smile:

1NFIN8...Here is a fluffed up version of the cunni-stinkus story that I was going to post but I couldn't figure a good twist to end it:

I took a knarly fart to the chin while eating out a chick named "Betsy" that I met at the county fair. When I woke up after the blast, I heard the toilet flush in the bathroom across the hall. Betsy walked out and into my bedroom, sat on the edge of the bed, winked at me, and asked if I was ready to go muddin' again. Meanwhile, my yorkie "Spunk Nugget" was shaking the shit out of Betsy's white cotton panties with the brown racing stripe down the middle like the corpse of a fresh kill.

And that's all I could think of. No ending. Just smash cut to the credits.

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635079 - 07/28/26 10:27 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Some people covet tortoise poop for their substrates

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635099 - 07/28/26 11:13 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Idk who sent the last 3 gift packs I've received though just wanted to confess. You guys are awesome and you know who you are XD

Il try to get em all on agar though dang u guys keep piling that work on XD :rockon:

:rockon:

:popcorn:

Love you all and thanks for the opportunity and effort to make this such a wonderful experience ❤️

Might be off topic though s2

And the love ain't just for them though you guys are all awesome sauce.

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GenesisCorrupted
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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635101 - 07/28/26 11:17 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

arlo.arlo said:

Some people covet tortoise poop for their substrates

The spice Melange?

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Re: Cultivation confessional

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#29635128 - 07/28/26 11:53 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

doo doo sauce...
like a stepped on ketchup packet...

visceral.

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