Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

Magic Mushrooms Zamnesia
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > Shroomerites Anonymous
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]
Got one testicle
    #23864954 -

I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances.
The only sex I have is with prostitues.

Edited by Anonymous (11/24/16 11:36 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23864976 -

we do not care at all.  We would adore your one ball.  if you're uncomfortable about it just mention it before you start messing around.  I promise you it bothers you wayyy more than it does us.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #23865393 -

That's fucking insane man. Not that you have one ball, but that you're so uncomfortable with it that you avoid sex entirely.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23865736 -

when the mood is happening just excitedly be like "wanna check out something cool about me?" slip her hand down your pants "eh notice anything?"

Don't worry about it at all man

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23866036 -

There's more of us..........

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #23866124 -

Is it the size of one ball? Or is this one ball the size of two balls?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #23866169 -

Lots of Shroomerite girls find one ball to be a turn on. Take the girl with the cactus in her pussy for example.
Or that other girl with all the children.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #23868737 -

Anonymous #7 said:
Lots of Shroomerite girls find one ball to be a turn on. Take the girl with the cactus in her pussy for example.
Or that other girl with all the children.


Hey hey... Some guys aren't into it. Wait wut?

Thread Starter, it sucks but, it makes you even more bad ass. Just take care of the other one else genes are toast. Glad you are ok. I cannot imagine. I have horrible anxiety.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23869432 -

Look at lance armstrong and cheryl crow

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #9] * 1
    #23869878 -

She left him for a man with two testicles.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #23869929 -

what a bitch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #23874165 -

Tell her that the chances of her getting pregnant are down by 50%.

Now seriously, just make fun out of it. They will dig your self confidence.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #10] * 2
    #23874322 -

Better yet just tell her that she can't get pregnant at all then when she does go on the Shroomery and deny it is yours and claim she sucked 16 dicks at once anyways.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #23898802 -

OP just get it over with NO ONE CARES. I used to stress out because my dick slightly twists to the right. No one notices or cares

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #23898878 -

i noticed

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #23898883 -

I didn't

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #23905131 -

Shakespeare was crying about only having one testicle until he saw a man with no dick. Seriously just turn the lights down lay her down and fuck her like you have three nuts.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #13] * 1
    #23940231 -

Just staple a stress ball to the "bald" area and she'll never know

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23995026 -

Anonymous #1 said:
I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances.
The only sex I have is with prostitues.


Dude, I bet if you could get hella sympathy fucks for only having one nut.

Also, keep bangin hookers and having one ball will be the least of your worries. You know, cuz AIDS.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23998901 -

Anonymous #1 said:
I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances.
The only sex I have is with prostitues.


Own it.

Call yourself Half-sack

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]

Community > Shroomerites Anonymous
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* My testicles are constantly aching Anonymous 493 11 03/25/08 12:43 PM
by Anonymous
* What to do with with my ball sack hair? Anonymous 740 18 02/11/09 06:18 PM
by Anonymous
* Mirrors Piss Me Off !! Anonymous 306 10 09/15/08 06:02 PM
by Anonymous
* If you could pay to have other users banned... *DELETED*
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )		 Anonymous 9,375 86 07/22/09 04:38 PM
by Anonymous
* I refuse to post anonymously here. Anonymous 2,114 13 04/08/10 07:23 PM
by Anonymous
* Talk to an anonymous stranger!
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )		 Anonymous 9,676 89 07/08/09 10:35 PM
by Anonymous
* Hating how you look?
( 1 2 3 all )		 Anonymous 6,010 50 02/17/10 05:09 AM
by Anonymous
* The "reality" of this forum - a disclaimer for n00bs
( 1 2 3 4 all )		 Anonymous 8,613 64 10/05/10 07:21 PM
by Anonymous

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: trendal, Shroomism, george castanza, Alan Rockefeller, yogabunny
418 topic views. 0 members, 24 guests and 3 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 18 queries.