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Anonymous #1

Got one testicle
    #23864954 - 11/24/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances.
The only sex I have is with prostitues.


Edited by Anonymous (11/24/16 11:36 PM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23864976 - 11/24/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

we do not care at all.  We would adore your one ball.  if you're uncomfortable about it just mention it before you start messing around.  I promise you it bothers you wayyy more than it does us.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #23865393 - 11/25/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That's fucking insane man. Not that you have one ball, but that you're so uncomfortable with it that you avoid sex entirely.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23865736 - 11/25/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

when the mood is happening just excitedly be like "wanna check out something cool about me?" slip her hand down your pants "eh notice anything?"

Don't worry about it at all man


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Anonymous #5

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23866036 - 11/25/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

There's more of us..........


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Anonymous #6

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #23866124 - 11/25/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Is it the size of one ball? Or is this one ball the size of two balls?


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Anonymous #7

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #23866169 - 11/25/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lots of Shroomerite girls find one ball to be a turn on. Take the girl with the cactus in her pussy for example.
Or that other girl with all the children.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #23868737 - 11/26/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Lots of Shroomerite girls find one ball to be a turn on. Take the girl with the cactus in her pussy for example.
Or that other girl with all the children.




Hey hey... Some guys aren't into it. Wait wut?

Thread Starter, it sucks but, it makes you even more bad ass. Just take care of the other one else genes are toast. Glad you are ok. I cannot imagine. I have horrible anxiety.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23869432 - 11/26/16 03:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Look at lance armstrong and cheryl crow


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Anonymous #7

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #9] * 1
    #23869878 - 11/26/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

She left him for a man with two testicles.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #23869929 - 11/26/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

what a bitch


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Anonymous #10

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #23874165 - 11/28/16 04:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Tell her that the chances of her getting pregnant are down by 50%.

Now seriously, just make fun out of it. They will dig your self confidence.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #10] * 2
    #23874322 - 11/28/16 07:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Better yet just tell her that she can't get pregnant at all then when she does go on the Shroomery and deny it is yours and claim she sucked 16 dicks at once anyways.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #23898802 - 12/06/16 01:28 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

OP just get it over with NO ONE CARES. I used to stress out because my dick slightly twists to the right. No one notices or cares


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Anonymous #12

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #23898878 - 12/06/16 03:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i noticed


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Anonymous #10

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #23898883 - 12/06/16 03:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I didn't


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Anonymous #13

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #23905131 - 12/07/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Shakespeare was crying about only having one testicle until he saw a man with no dick. Seriously just turn the lights down lay her down and fuck her like you have three nuts.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #13] * 1
    #23940231 - 12/19/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Just staple a stress ball to the "bald" area and she'll never know


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Anonymous #14

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23995026 - 01/09/17 12:01 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances.
The only sex I have is with prostitues.




Dude, I bet if you could get hella sympathy fucks for only having one nut.

Also, keep bangin hookers and having one ball will be the least of your worries. You know, cuz AIDS.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Got one testicle [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23998901 - 01/10/17 05:43 PM (7 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances.
The only sex I have is with prostitues.




Own it.

Call yourself Half-sack


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