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Anonymous #1
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Got one testicle
#23864954 - 11/24/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances. The only sex I have is with prostitues.
Edited by Anonymous (11/24/16 11:36 PM)
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Anonymous #2
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we do not care at all. We would adore your one ball. if you're uncomfortable about it just mention it before you start messing around. I promise you it bothers you wayyy more than it does us.
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Anonymous #3
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That's fucking insane man. Not that you have one ball, but that you're so uncomfortable with it that you avoid sex entirely.
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Anonymous #4
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when the mood is happening just excitedly be like "wanna check out something cool about me?" slip her hand down your pants "eh notice anything?"
Don't worry about it at all man
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Anonymous #5
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There's more of us..........
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Anonymous #6
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Is it the size of one ball? Or is this one ball the size of two balls?
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Anonymous #7
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Lots of Shroomerite girls find one ball to be a turn on. Take the girl with the cactus in her pussy for example. Or that other girl with all the children.
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Anonymous #8
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said: Lots of Shroomerite girls find one ball to be a turn on. Take the girl with the cactus in her pussy for example. Or that other girl with all the children.
Hey hey... Some guys aren't into it. Wait wut?
Thread Starter, it sucks but, it makes you even more bad ass. Just take care of the other one else genes are toast. Glad you are ok. I cannot imagine. I have horrible anxiety.
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Anonymous #9
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Look at lance armstrong and cheryl crow
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Anonymous #7
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She left him for a man with two testicles.
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Anonymous #9
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what a bitch
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Anonymous #10
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Tell her that the chances of her getting pregnant are down by 50%.
Now seriously, just make fun out of it. They will dig your self confidence.
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Anonymous #7
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Better yet just tell her that she can't get pregnant at all then when she does go on the Shroomery and deny it is yours and claim she sucked 16 dicks at once anyways.
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Anonymous #11
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OP just get it over with NO ONE CARES. I used to stress out because my dick slightly twists to the right. No one notices or cares
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Anonymous #12
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i noticed
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Anonymous #10
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I didn't
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Anonymous #13
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Shakespeare was crying about only having one testicle until he saw a man with no dick. Seriously just turn the lights down lay her down and fuck her like you have three nuts.
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Anonymous #6
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Just staple a stress ball to the "bald" area and she'll never know
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Anonymous #14
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances. The only sex I have is with prostitues.
Dude, I bet if you could get hella sympathy fucks for only having one nut.
Also, keep bangin hookers and having one ball will be the least of your worries. You know, cuz AIDS.
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Anonymous #15
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: I'm 22 and was born with one testicle. I've had a lot of girls interested in me, but when it comes to sex, I mostly keep it to making out or fingering anything that stops me exposing my one ball. I'm tired of it, do girls care? But I want to have sex with a girl I connect with but I would feel too. Ulnerable if they found out. Should I tell a girl before having sex I have one, or just do it? This is making me depressed and bored because I've missed so many chances. The only sex I have is with prostitues.
Own it.
Call yourself Half-sack
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Anonymous #16
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Or Uno.
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Anonymous #17
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One is enough to get the job done. Just ask fee.
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Anonymous #5
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Quote:
Anonymous #17 said: One is enough to get the job done. Just ask fee.
I also am sporting one nut, however I have yet to have any kids.
-vandago
Leftyburnz stole my other one.
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Anonymous #18
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Dont stress bro. If they dont want to rub the buddha ball they dont get to ride the jade stalk.
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Anonymous #14
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Is your one nut off to the side or in the middle of your sack?
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Anonymous #5
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Mine is in the exact place it should be, but my dick hangs to the left because of it.
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Anonymous #19
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So it's like New Year's Eve and wanting for a ball to drop..
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Anonymous #2
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Anonymous #5 said: Mine is in the exact place it should be, but my dick hangs to the left because of it.
balls are suppose to be unequal. if they were symmetrical in size and sat side by side that would be very uncomfortable down there, I would imagine. men would walk funny with their legs out (varas).
Im a lady so I dont know for sure but it seems so.
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Anonymous #13
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Whatever hand is dominant the opposite nut hangs lower
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Anonymous #20
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I lost one of my balls in a motorcycle accident in 1985 when I fell asleep and shot off the interstate into the woods I was knocked out cold in the woods for 2 days before someone found me I woke up in the hospital a day later and they told me my scrotum was ripped open and one of my balls was missing but I don't care because the girls don't care you shouldn't worry about only having one ball man.
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