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dumb things festi tour kids say * 10
    #23416413 - 07/06/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

As much as I love going to concerts and partying, I sometimes can't get over how insane all the people at a lot of these jam events are. I was partying with all these dreaded hippies at a phish campout this past weekend, and they were a ton of fun and a real nice and well-intended group of people, but my god did they say the some of the dumbest shit i've ever heard. they literally believe that certain rocks/stones carry magical superpowers n shit. one of these kids says there's certain stones he can't even hold for a few seconds because "the energy is too intense":burke:

then there's some dude who said his friend got "printed" and that the people who gave him the thumbprint started yelling at him for a while to make sure he wasn't a narc and that his ''intentions were good" right after. wtf? what kind of despicable piece of shit gives someone hundreds of hits of acid and then yells at them??


IDK. dreaded hippie wooks are awesome though, tons of fun to chill with. they just believe in really retarded-ass shit.

whats the dumbest thing you heard a festival/concert spunion say or believe in before?

THE STONES ARE MAGICAL MAN!!!


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] * 20
    #23416425 - 07/06/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

when festi tour kids call a festi a festi


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Niffla] * 22
    #23416430 - 07/06/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

buy my tie dyes


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #23416450 - 07/06/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Lol...Welcome to my world. My GF and her kids all have rocks laying around the house and around their necks (the kids make jewelry out of them) They say they have to do with vibrations and frequencies of different stones. I'm like you....never  bought into it but it's pretty harmless, I suppose. One thing that kind of sets me off about these stones is that the vendors tents are usually run by really out of shape people with lots of medical issues like diabetes and stuff. My question would be to them ...if these crystals and things have so much good power...you should have the metabolism of a superhero.:confused:

I do believe that rocks such as quartz can be manipulated to vibrate at different very accurate frequencies in things like electronics but I don't understand how, in their raw form, they can do a damn thing other than look pretty.

I guess one of the other things these kids seem to care a little too much about is all the hemp products...fucking oils,soaps, scented oils...that's all they use and buy.:shrug: Not saying that some good can come out of it...they just go a little too far. Lastly, patchouli oils....for God's sake....just take a bath like the rest of us.


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23416466 - 07/06/16 10:15 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I've only ever been to one festival, but my favorite thing someone said to me all weekend (& simultaneously the dumbest thing I got asked) was when that 18 year old rolling kid sat next to me & asked, as a complete non-sequitur, "you ever eat an eighth of mushrooms?"  It just cracked me up because I was eating "eighths of mushrooms" before he was even born.  Idk, it was funny to me.

Also, all the slang kids use today, like when they say something like "bae is lit fam".


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23416473 - 07/06/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yea patchoili doesnt even smell that good


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Thayendanegea] * 2
    #23416475 - 07/06/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

When I lived in IL, one of my good friends & his gf were straight up wooks.  They were really into gems & crystals & minerals.  I didnt get it, and still don't, but once as a gift they gave me a big chunk of black tourmaline and explained all about its medicinal and protective qualities.  I really appreciated the gift, because even if I don't believe in healing gems, it's still a real handsome rock.  I moved to PA, and in typical hippie fashion, they now live in CO.  Miss those hippies, though.


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23416479 - 07/06/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
I've only ever been to one festival, but my favorite thing someone said to me all weekend (& simultaneously the dumbest thing I got asked) was when that 18 year old rolling kid sat next to me & asked, as a complete non-sequitur, "you ever eat an eighth of mushrooms?"  It just cracked me up because I was eating "eighths of mushrooms" before he was even born.  Idk, it was funny to me.

Also, all the slang kids use today, like when they say something like "bae is lit fam".



i liked when he said "i have hyperthermia" (sp?) the most


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle]
    #23416488 - 07/06/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hahaha, I forgot about that.  It was like 70° out. :lol:


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23416510 - 07/06/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

to be fair half a gram of MDMA is def enough to make someone hyperthermic

it was def a hilar situation tho just the way he said it like that


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23416532 - 07/06/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #23416536 - 07/06/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
I've only ever been to one festival, but my favorite thing someone said to me all weekend (& simultaneously the dumbest thing I got asked) was when that 18 year old rolling kid sat next to me & asked, as a complete non-sequitur, "you ever eat an eighth of mushrooms?"  It just cracked me up because I was eating "eighths of mushrooms" before he was even born.  Idk, it was funny to me.

Also, all the slang kids use today, like when they say something like "bae is lit fam".





That last sentence gets me so much. People who say "Lit" and "Fam" piss me off so much. Like be original. They're basic. It's not funny, it's just annoying

I came into this thread and was going to say that but you beat me to it. And yeah people who believe in crystals are just delusional. I guess it's fun to think about and the crystals look cool, but some people kinds go full retard on that

I just hate how so many wook types think they are actually cool because they're wooks. So many kids (and noobs) in the scene try to legitimize themselves by looking like some dirty homeless wook. Like why do people think it's cool? It's almost like a uniform for going to shows for some people. I will also never understand pins, besides for the same fact that people wear em to look like they're super heady and like been around for a while brah. "Everyone else buys pins so I will too" That's what it really comes down to

Some people front so hard in this scene, trying to be the coolest person in the world. IDK if it's because of cocaine but yeah sometimes it's way too over the top and you look like a tryhard. Just be chill


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle]
    #23416541 - 07/06/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
yea patchoili doesnt even smell that good





It smells bad


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: UncleCid] * 1
    #23416545 - 07/06/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I had a dude try telling me that he was selling some DMT crystal that was locked in a time capsule since the 60's.




This is triple dipped, Owsley's personal stash that I got through the Family.


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] * 8
    #23416551 - 07/06/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sheekle said:


THE STONES ARE MAGICAL MAN!!!




The mind is a powerful tool, and most of the time when practicing magick, you visualize what you want to happen, and you can use other things like the stones you mentioned, as psychological stimuli to help you keep your mind focused on what you want to achieve.  So in that way, yes they can be magick, but I think you have a very poor understanding of why some people collect stones, it's not as simple as you make it out to be.  Are you saying positive thinking, and visualizing doing well is stupid?  I don't understand how that is so.

When we really want that person we have our eye on, we visualize our lives entwined as one, we visualize positive interactions with them in hopes of actually creating those interactions in real life.  We all practice magick, we just don't know it.


I would suggest reading more about magick, and perhaps some Jung to help you understand the power of the human mind.

Perhaps we should be a community, and accept others for their little quirks, and eccentric behaviors, I think this would be a more acceptable route, one which psychedelics clearly pave the way for.

Don't mistake what I am saying, I am not trying to set you straight Sheeks, just trying to stimulate different outlooks on things, so one might foster a better understanding of the world around them.


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: UncleCid]
    #23416559 - 07/06/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

people saying carl

i have seen people bring whole crystal grids and do some ceremonial shit

idk whatever floats your boat

i went into a crystal shop one time asking about the metaphysical properties of crystals and it melted the chicks heart


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Big Worm]
    #23416560 - 07/06/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I had a dude try telling me that he was selling some DMT crystal that was locked in a time capsule since the 60's.




This is triple dipped, Owsley's personal stash that I got through the Family.




Yeah some kids say such dumb shit sbout drugs, I've just laughed in people's faces before because it was so pathetic. I wasn't tryin to be a douche but the shit some people say...

Anyone who says family fluff or its from gdf or anything like that, I will never buy drugs from. Totally clueless and probably selling RC's but doesn't even know it


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23416565 - 07/06/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

blah blah lah ur on drugs hippie


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: thelanzii]
    #23416566 - 07/06/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
people saying carl

i have seen people bring whole crystal grids and do some ceremonial shit

idk whatever floats your boat

i went into a crystal shop one time asking about the metaphysical properties of crystals and it melted the chicks heart





Buttscratcher is annoying too


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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: UncleCid]
    #23416572 - 07/06/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What's a wook and what's patchouli


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