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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: TheMovement] 2
#23421241 - 07/07/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: I once broke up with a girl for liking the biscuits..
what a terrible and stupid thing to do
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23421265 - 07/07/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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TheMovement said: I once broke up with a girl for liking the biscuits..
what a terrible and stupid thing to do
You're right, I should have burned her alive and put her children to the stake. fuck the biscuits.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: TheMovement]
#23421273 - 07/07/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Its not really something festi kids say, but how about when they have their dirty malnourished 5 year old kid trying to sell you healing crystals. They come up to me, trying to lay a guilt trip on me and sell me expensive rocks, while their trashy drunk parents watch from 50 feet away. These kids should be playing with the other kids. I want to strangle the parents, but instead I try to say "no thanks" in the nicest way.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle]
#23421275 - 07/07/16 07:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This one kid goes around saying "peanut butter and jelly haters".
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23421285 - 07/07/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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equally shitty is the wookdogs u see on tour. piece of shit dog owners that shouldn't own dogs nd got mangled mutts
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23421286 - 07/07/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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yep. one time i didnt want to buy some kids stupid rocks that he literally found on the ground. they werent even crystals they were just rocks that one would stumble upon while walking the trail. i declined and his parents acted appalled. they kept giving me dirty looks and talking shit about me to their cronies. sad sad life for those kids and their dirty hippie parents.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23421287 - 07/07/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lophosaurus said: Its not really something festi kids say, but how about when they have their dirty malnourished 5 year old kid trying to sell you healing crystals. They come up to me, trying to lay a guilt trip on me and sell me expensive rocks, while their trashy drunk parents watch from 50 feet away. These kids should be playing with the other kids. I want to strangle the parents, but instead I try to say "no thanks" in the nicest way.
There are so many young hustlers at music festivals. It's ridiculous. They are gonna grow up to dominate the festy scene, though, before they get arrested that is.
The most creative one I ever saw is " I'll do a back flip for 5 bucks" I agreed and he turns around as he flips me off. lil' bastard. I gave him a buck for creativity.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: TheMovement]
#23421326 - 07/07/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: sup maggotz long time no see
hey man , haven't been online much this year.
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TheMovement said: Bassnectar, tipper, OTT are the best electronic acts out there atm, IMO. In that order.
i've never actually listened to bassnectar. tipper and ott are great though.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: TheMovement] 2
#23421346 - 07/07/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: fuck the biscuits and everyone who follows them.
That isn't very nice, very un-hip of you.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle]
#23421605 - 07/07/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This whole thing stinks to high heaven.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle]
#23421852 - 07/07/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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All matter consists of subatomic particles vibrating at a certain frequency. What's so difficult to grasp brah?
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Shroomism]
#23421870 - 07/07/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"these hits are 500 mics a piece bro"
"Family fluff"
"Check out my wrap"
"Butt scratcher"
"I lost my friends"
"Can you give me directions to my campsite"
"You don't like the dead?"
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: vandago]
#23421925 - 07/07/16 11:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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500 mic double dipped triple stack, shit is fire
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Shroomism]
#23421950 - 07/07/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"You care if I throw some of this opium on the pipe?"
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: vandago]
#23422532 - 07/08/16 06:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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vandago said:
"Check out my wrap"
LOL
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Shroomism] 1
#23422543 - 07/08/16 06:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: All matter consists of subatomic particles vibrating at a certain frequency. What's so difficult to grasp brah?
Didn't Bill Hicks say something like that? I don't think he was a dumb festi tour kid. Also... It isn't??
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"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.”
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: TheMovement]
#23422577 - 07/08/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: Biscuits are trash and will always be trash. fuck the biscuits and everyone who follows them.
They dont miss you as a fan.
You really are the biggest tool on the shroomery.
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You're a biscuits fan you don't get an opinion lol.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: TheMovement]
#23423207 - 07/08/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Said the Twiddle fan
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: 404]
#23423221 - 07/08/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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bahaha touche, touche. I like fucking with biscuits kids because they get so riled up about it Though I guess twiddle fans do as well. I was wearing a twiddle shirt while getting food the other day and this kid comes up to me all pumped up to find another twiddle fan living in the area. " It's always good to meet other Twiddle Fans!!" he said to me
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