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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: JvF] 4
#23416574 - 07/06/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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JvF said: What's a wook
sheekle
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23416595 - 07/06/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"I think the most important thing to take away from this is the star tetrahedron, the flower of life man, it's like everything" - some noob playing shitty dubstep near my camp during earthdance in '14
"drink more water, it gets rid of the excitotoxins" - some old hippie, tipper and friends this year
"i believe we gotta protect all the goddesses being born today man, they're gonna change the world and shit, mark my words." - some old hippie, hulaween
"science is a religion" - sister's husband
"DOSES, DOSES. Hey man, want some doses?" "No thanks, i'm ok" "hey man, this is LSD-25, MAN! Do you even know what the 25 stands for?" - some guy during Aura in 2012
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: UncleCid] 1
#23416597 - 07/06/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nemmies said: people saying carl
i have seen people bring whole crystal grids and do some ceremonial shit
idk whatever floats your boat
i went into a crystal shop one time asking about the metaphysical properties of crystals and it melted the chicks heart
Buttscratcher is annoying too
yea buttscratcher is the least funny word anyone ever says
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: UncleCid] 7
#23416600 - 07/06/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Bassnectar is god" is another one
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: UncleCid] 1
#23416603 - 07/06/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: I've only ever been to one festival, but my favorite thing someone said to me all weekend (& simultaneously the dumbest thing I got asked) was when that 18 year old rolling kid sat next to me & asked, as a complete non-sequitur, "you ever eat an eighth of mushrooms?" It just cracked me up because I was eating "eighths of mushrooms" before he was even born. Idk, it was funny to me.
Also, all the slang kids use today, like when they say something like "bae is lit fam".
That last sentence gets me so much. People who say "Lit" and "Fam" piss me off so much. Like be original. They're basic. It's not funny, it's just annoying
I came into this thread and was going to say that but you beat me to it. And yeah people who believe in crystals are just delusional. I guess it's fun to think about and the crystals look cool, but some people kinds go full retard on that
I just hate how so many wook types think they are actually cool because they're wooks. So many kids (and noobs) in the scene try to legitimize themselves by looking like some dirty homeless wook. Like why do people think it's cool? It's almost like a uniform for going to shows for some people. I will also never understand pins, besides for the same fact that people wear em to look like they're super heady and like been around for a while brah. "Everyone else buys pins so I will too" That's what it really comes down to
Some people front so hard in this scene, trying to be the coolest person in the world. IDK if it's because of cocaine but yeah sometimes it's way too over the top and you look like a tryhard. Just be chill
We would be good friends it sounds like.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Thayendanegea] 1
#23416615 - 07/06/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thayendanegea said: Lol...Welcome to my world. My GF and her kids all have rocks laying around the house and around their necks (the kids make jewelry out of them) They say they have to do with vibrations and frequencies of different stones. I'm like you....never bought into it but it's pretty harmless, I suppose. One thing that kind of sets me off about these stones is that the vendors tents are usually run by really out of shape people with lots of medical issues like diabetes and stuff. My question would be to them ...if these crystals and things have so much good power...you should have the metabolism of a superhero.
I do believe that rocks such as quartz can be manipulated to vibrate at different very accurate frequencies in things like electronics but I don't understand how, in their raw form, they can do a damn thing other than look pretty.
I guess one of the other things these kids seem to care a little too much about is all the hemp products...fucking oils,soaps, scented oils...that's all they use and buy. Not saying that some good can come out of it...they just go a little too far. Lastly, patchouli oils....for God's sake....just take a bath like the rest of us.
I mine and sell my own polished and rough obsidian, quartz crystal, aquamarine, agate... While I don't buy into the metaphysical bullshit, I have to cater to the metaphysical crowd to make more sales. Instead of selling the plain old mumbo jumbo, lets take obsidian for example. It is known metaphysically to counter "negative" energy. In reality obsidian is a volcanic glass that has what we call conchoidal fracture, meaning when you strike it head on or shoot a bb gun at it, you will see a perfect concave cone every time. This is the law that flint knappers use when making knives and arrowheads. This law applies to any form of percussive energy source including sound waves. By placing obsidian in your home or on you then can help to modulate the frequencies coming into your own electromagnetic energy field(if you want to believe a small piece of obsidian can do that). Metaphysical experts will argue with me about my theories but mine are at least backed up by actual properties we know about. I don't buy into crystal healing either. Quartz crystals can simply modulate frequencies such as in old radios, and they create piezoelectric current when pressure is applied. Those light up shoes and electric spark lighters work using piezoelectric current. Tourmaline will attract dust particles statically when pressure is applied. I could go on and on but the fact is stones have industrial and common uses, not to mention jewelry.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: AroundtheSon] 2
#23416620 - 07/06/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: I've only ever been to one festival, but my favorite thing someone said to me all weekend (& simultaneously the dumbest thing I got asked) was when that 18 year old rolling kid sat next to me & asked, as a complete non-sequitur, "you ever eat an eighth of mushrooms?" It just cracked me up because I was eating "eighths of mushrooms" before he was even born. Idk, it was funny to me.
Also, all the slang kids use today, like when they say something like "bae is lit fam".
That last sentence gets me so much. People who say "Lit" and "Fam" piss me off so much. Like be original. They're basic. It's not funny, it's just annoying
I came into this thread and was going to say that but you beat me to it. And yeah people who believe in crystals are just delusional. I guess it's fun to think about and the crystals look cool, but some people kinds go full retard on that
I just hate how so many wook types think they are actually cool because they're wooks. So many kids (and noobs) in the scene try to legitimize themselves by looking like some dirty homeless wook. Like why do people think it's cool? It's almost like a uniform for going to shows for some people. I will also never understand pins, besides for the same fact that people wear em to look like they're super heady and like been around for a while brah. "Everyone else buys pins so I will too" That's what it really comes down to
Some people front so hard in this scene, trying to be the coolest person in the world. IDK if it's because of cocaine but yeah sometimes it's way too over the top and you look like a tryhard. Just be chill
We would be good friends it sounds like.
Haha word. The coolest people in the scene are chill. They don't go out of their way to be cool ya know? That's something that really gets to me. This scene is about having fun, not trying to be cooler than everyone. Do some real LSD for once and lose that ego
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: UncleCid] 2
#23416626 - 07/06/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thayendanegea said: Lol...Welcome to my world. My GF and her kids all have rocks laying around the house and around their necks (the kids make jewelry out of them) They say they have to do with vibrations and frequencies of different stones. I'm like you....never bought into it but it's pretty harmless, I suppose. One thing that kind of sets me off about these stones is that the vendors tents are usually run by really out of shape people with lots of medical issues like diabetes and stuff. My question would be to them ...if these crystals and things have so much good power...you should have the metabolism of a superhero.
I do believe that rocks such as quartz can be manipulated to vibrate at different very accurate frequencies in things like electronics but I don't understand how, in their raw form, they can do a damn thing other than look pretty.
I guess one of the other things these kids seem to care a little too much about is all the hemp products...fucking oils,soaps, scented oils...that's all they use and buy. Not saying that some good can come out of it...they just go a little too far. Lastly, patchouli oils....for God's sake....just take a bath like the rest of us.
I mine and sell my own polished and rough obsidian, quartz crystal, aquamarine, agate... While I don't buy into the metaphysical bullshit, I have to cater to the metaphysical crowd to make more sales. Instead of selling the plain old mumbo jumbo, lets take obsidian for example. It is known metaphysically to counter "negative" energy. In reality obsidian is a volcanic glass that has what we call conchoidal fracture, meaning when you strike it head on or shoot a bb gun at it, you will see a perfect concave cone every time. This is the law that flint knappers use when making knives and arrowheads. This law applies to any form of percussive energy source including sound waves. By placing obsidian in your home or on you then can help to modulate the frequencies coming into your own electromagnetic energy field(if you want to believe a small piece of obsidian can do that). Metaphysical experts will argue with me about my theories but mine are at least backed up by actual properties we know about. I don't buy into crystal healing either. Quartz crystals can simply modulate frequencies such as in old radios, and they create piezoelectric current when pressure is applied. Those light up shoes and electric spark lighters work using piezoelectric current. Tourmaline will attract dust particles statically when pressure is applied. I could go on and on but the fact is stones have industrial and common uses, not to mention jewelry.
Thanks for the info....My dad worked most of his life as an engineer designing machinery that would cut these quartz crystals into thin wafers and keeping several at the same frequency...some were actually used in the Apollo missions...and, I remember him having one of those cool lighters way way before they were sold to the public. I believe they still use these crystals in commercial applications.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: 404]
#23416794 - 07/06/16 12:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"DOSES, DOSES. Hey man, want some doses?" "No thanks, i'm ok" "hey man, this is LSD-25, MAN! Do you even know what the 25 stands for?" - some guy during Aura in 2012
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] 6
#23417127 - 07/06/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: "the energy is too intense"

The funny thing is you're making fun of the very thing you are
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23417196 - 07/06/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"that's so clutch"
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23417225 - 07/06/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: "the energy is too intense"

The funny thing is you're making fun of the very thing you are
keep melting
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Lucis]
#23417367 - 07/06/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fennario said:
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Sheekle said:
THE STONES ARE MAGICAL MAN!!!
The mind is a powerful tool, and most of the time when practicing magick, you visualize what you want to happen, and you can use other things like the stones you mentioned, as psychological stimuli to help you keep your mind focused on what you want to achieve. So in that way, yes they can be magick, but I think you have a very poor understanding of why some people collect stones, it's not as simple as you make it out to be. Are you saying positive thinking, and visualizing doing well is stupid? I don't understand how that is so.
When we really want that person we have our eye on, we visualize our lives entwined as one, we visualize positive interactions with them in hopes of actually creating those interactions in real life. We all practice magick, we just don't know it.
I would suggest reading more about magick, and perhaps some Jung to help you understand the power of the human mind.
Perhaps we should be a community, and accept others for their little quirks, and eccentric behaviors, I think this would be a more acceptable route, one which psychedelics clearly pave the way for.
Don't mistake what I am saying, I am not trying to set you straight Sheeks, just trying to stimulate different outlooks on things, so one might foster a better understanding of the world around them.
I don't think anyone could of explained it better fam'
that shit was tight and on point homie. Straight to the point... LIT
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23417421 - 07/06/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I guess The whole rocks/crystals thing never bugged me too much, but when I was going to college I helped this chick in the dorms lower her bed and she had had a bunch of crystals on her bedside table that fell on the floor. When I went to pick them up for her she flipped shit saying "Only I can touch them!" That seemed a bit strange to me, but she was a bit of a flake anyway. The "yolo-speak" bullshit is fucking stupid. When people use that Kartrashian-esque jabber I tend to need clarification in understanding what they're saying.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23417875 - 07/06/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#23417889 - 07/06/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Free if you boof it!
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Burke Dennings said: When I lived in IL, one of my good friends & his gf were straight up wooks. They were really into gems & crystals & minerals. I didnt get it, and still don't, but once as a gift they gave me a big chunk of black tourmaline and explained all about its medicinal and protective qualities. I really appreciated the gift, because even if I don't believe in healing gems, it's still a real handsome rock. I moved to PA, and in typical hippie fashion, they now live in CO. Miss those hippies, though.
I've never met crystal chumps in real life. The best I ever saw was probably some hipster morons giving an art tour at fake European Wannabe Burning Man and spending ten minutes explaining the religious symbolism of a triangle made of neon lights that my friend had taped together about a minute earlier.
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: wigglewak]
#23417912 - 07/06/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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^ heard that one. this fat kid agreed to shuv 5 hits up his butt. wether he did it or not idk... didnt stick around to watch...
butt scratcher for fucking sure. havent been to a festival in like a yr and a half though so theres probably new shit dumb asses say.
this other time I was chilling with some people and they were talking about how they have tripped in the past when they cracked their back. shit like that. I could tell they were absolute dead serious. I was just like, "oh yeah..?"
edit: one time I was walking with a group of kids who were loosely associated with the "back cracker tripper" kids and I was wearing shoes while they were all barefooted. they kept nagging me about me wearing shoes. "Dude take your shoes off." "why are you wearing shoes?" its like why the fuck not. I don't want to step in dog shit and drunk people piss. try hards...
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Re: dumb things festi tour kids say [Re: Bigfeely123]
#23417967 - 07/06/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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one of the best things i heard at summer camp was during like excision or eoto people were going around asking each other, what key is this in? the key of BASS!
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