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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: topdog82]
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topdog82 said:
What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard in your life? Please let me know


I'm going to be sixty this year.  I can't even begin to rank the stupid shit I have heard.  koods and the clone remark he made in the other thread gets some consideration.  I think I am going to go with a remark made by somebody who I was tripping with.  He was seated.  He got up.  He sat back down.  He got up again and announced to the room. "Sitting is not standing."  Even though we were all out of our fucking skulls that still produced open mouth stares.  We all gazed in wild wonder at the stupid we had found.


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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
topdog82 said:
What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard in your life? Please let me know


I'm going to be sixty this year.  I can't even begin to rank the stupid shit I have heard.  koods and the clone remark he made in the other thread gets some consideration.  I think I am going to go with a remark made by somebody who I was tripping with.  He was seated.  He got up.  He sat back down.  He got up again and announced to the room. "Sitting is not standing."  Even though we were all out of our fucking skulls that still produced open mouth stares.  We all gazed in wild wonder at the stupid we had found.


hahahahahahahahahahahah

sounds like something someone would say on LSD

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: topdog82]
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A spiritual awakening and profound revelation.  By the way, he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and I have no idea how he got into UB but all the girls thought he was damn good looking.  Then he would open his mouth.

This probably goes a long way towards explaining my attitude that you do not gain insight from tripping.


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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
A spiritual awakening and profound revelation.  By the way, he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and I have no idea how he got into UB but all the girls thought he was damn good looking.  Then he would open his mouth.

This probably goes a long way towards explaining my attitude that you do not gain insight from tripping.


It just opens you up to new ways of looking at the world. It doesn't matter how you try to redesign a home, if you're building it with a bag of broken hammers its never going to be good


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: bloodsheen]
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bloodsheen said:
zappaisgod said:
A spiritual awakening and profound revelation.  By the way, he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and I have no idea how he got into UB but all the girls thought he was damn good looking.  Then he would open his mouth.

This probably goes a long way towards explaining my attitude that you do not gain insight from tripping.


It just opens you up to new ways of looking at the world. It doesn't matter how you try to redesign a home, if you're building it with a bag of broken hammers its never going to be good


ya this sort of. Just like some people are more inclined to music, or some have better genetics for sports, etc. some are just born being spiritually retarded IMO

It sounds like a dick thing to say but its just true. Like I have horrible genetics for diabetes. I just need to admit it and take steps to make sure it doesn't fuck me over

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: topdog82]
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I hear tons of annoying dumb shit from old people...

"they don't teach history in school anymore."

"millenials are just lazy, there's nothing wrong with the job market."

"Obama controls the weather, gas prices and blah blah"




I could go on but its annoying at best and infuriating at worst. I try to ignore most of what I hear. Seriously hate when old folks talk about the job market. It's not like the good ol days anymore.

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: topdog82]
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I'm sorry but it is impossible for me to buy into that spiritual mumbo jumbo.  I'd trip, think I got great ideas and then when I straightened up I realized, duh, you already knew this.


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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: zappaisgod]
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Mush 4 Brains said:
I hear tons of annoying dumb shit from old people...

"they don't teach history in school anymore."

"millenials are just lazy, there's nothing wrong with the job market."

"Obama controls the weather, gas prices and blah blah"




I could go on but its annoying at best and infuriating at worst. I try to ignore most of what I hear. Seriously hate when old folks talk about the job market. It's not like the good ol days anymore.


I honest to god feel like my school is a bunch of dumbasses. I really don't know how a lot got in
zappaisgod said:
I'm sorry but it is impossible for me to buy into that spiritual mumbo jumbo.  I'd trip, think I got great ideas and then when I straightened up I realized, duh, you already knew this.


I mean you are free and entitled to your opinion. But that seems like a jump. You don't think there is SOMETHING more to life than going through the motions?

I def am not new age spiritual cunt. But have you tried yoga and meditation?

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: topdog82]
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I heard something stupid today and I had to update

Some girl in my class: "Ya we were on the phone all of last night talking. Thats why I am tired. But I think that he doesn't like me like THAT, he just wants to be friends"

hhahahahaha cmon gurl

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: topdog82]
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Have you ever witnessed a birth up close?

Natural but brutal :eek:


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Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros...

A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.


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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: Tripsurfer] * 3
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Tripsurfer said:
Have you ever witnessed a birth up close?


Once. I don't remember it though.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Tripsurfer said:
Have you ever witnessed a birth up close?


Once. I don't remember it though.


I hate you. And yet this is probably the best thing I've read all day

Its been a shitty day


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: topdog82]
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topdog82 said:
zappaisgod said:
I'm sorry but it is impossible for me to buy into that spiritual mumbo jumbo.  I'd trip, think I got great ideas and then when I straightened up I realized, duh, you already knew this.


I mean you are free and entitled to your opinion. But that seems like a jump. You don't think there is SOMETHING more to life than going through the motions?


No.  I do not although I wouldn't call life "going through the motions."
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I def am not new age spiritual cunt. But have you tried yoga and meditation?


No.  I don't need exercise outside of work.  In re meditation I contemplate things constantly.  If you are talking about TM, no thanks.


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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: zappaisgod]
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tantric masterbation?


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Super clean spore printing method: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5276177


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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: impatientguy]
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There ya go


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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: zappaisgod]
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I can sorta understand it though

With all the pain, blood and doctors you cant help but think: "WTF this cant be right! People do this all the time? naah I dont belief it"


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Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros...

A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.


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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
topdog82 said:
zappaisgod said:
I'm sorry but it is impossible for me to buy into that spiritual mumbo jumbo.  I'd trip, think I got great ideas and then when I straightened up I realized, duh, you already knew this.


I mean you are free and entitled to your opinion. But that seems like a jump. You don't think there is SOMETHING more to life than going through the motions?


No.  I do not although I wouldn't call life "going through the motions."
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I def am not new age spiritual cunt. But have you tried yoga and meditation?


No.  I don't need exercise outside of work.  In re meditation I contemplate things constantly.  If you are talking about TM, no thanks.


Your heart chakra must b blocked bro. U need more faith

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Re: The dumbest thing I have heard in my life... [Re: topdog82]
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Yeah, that must be it.


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