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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: xzylocybin]
    #24000921 - 01/11/17 11:42 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

I've done alot of dumb shit too and unfortunately most of it isn't fun.


But there is one silly thing I do every now and then is go looking for my glasses, picking up stuff, looking in the bed sheets, in my car, in the floor.... Only to realize I can actually see all of this stuff clearly.... My glasses are on my face...


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #24000924 - 01/11/17 11:43 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

I'm like Velma and Shaggy if they were one person.


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24001229 - 01/11/17 01:45 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
I'm like Velma and Shaggy if they were one person.




:lol:


One dumb thing I do is hangout with dumb people, usually I filter them out after 1 or 2 sessions, but one is more than enough.


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #24001437 - 01/11/17 02:45 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

Registering to this site and wasting time on it has been one of the biggest dumbest actions of my entire life. Its beem so much valuble time wasted for nothing. If shroomery didn't exist for me i might be a few steps further in life probably


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: trees]
    #24001506 - 01/11/17 03:12 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

if you can blame your shit on a website then its not the websites fault you dolt


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
    #24001512 - 01/11/17 03:14 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

You should improve your dolt ass reading comprehension. You must have failed that part of you highschool SAT's


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: trees]
    #24001517 - 01/11/17 03:16 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

The internet in a nutshell. It's definitely a mixed bag. So much free information, but so many trifling, shallow, flashy wastes of time as well...


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Deathby69]
    #24001521 - 01/11/17 03:18 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

The dumbest thing I've ever done? Jeez, so many to choose from, but I still like where I'm at so...

Hm, probably probably taking 'the easy way out' in my 20's and not working or studying harder so I'd have true economic freedom in my 30's.


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Deathby69]
    #24001536 - 01/11/17 03:24 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

Smoked cigarettes for 10 years or so. Without a doubt that tops the list.

Stood on train tracks dilly dallying on my phone and almost got run over by an amway

Oded on muscle relaxers and beer almost killing myself

Rode a moped the wrong way on a freeway late at night with no lights on, don't think I had a helmet either, but really it wouldn't have helped if I got hit hehe

had unprotected sex with a girl who told me she had unprotected sex with someone who was hiv positive.  Somehow tested clean years later.


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: ManianFH]
    #24003193 - 01/12/17 05:37 AM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Playing video games so many wasted hours


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: psilly the kid] * 1
    #24007881 - 01/13/17 05:43 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Tried driving on lsd. Thought i was sober. Ran out of gas and tried to push car from the back until car took off down hill. Me chasing and screaming for car to stop.


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Scottishwarrior]
    #24007887 - 01/13/17 05:48 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

:yeahthatsfunny: Me and my buddy tried that on mushrooms once a long time ago.  He backed out of his driveway and pulled over in front of the house and said I need to drive.  I made it another 20 feet or so and we left the car on the side of the road and went in and called for a ride.


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24008078 - 01/13/17 07:11 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

When I was a kid a did a lot of random stupid shot :lol:

Nothing too bad but a few that come to mind are:

Riding my bike directly into the sidewalk curb, no idea why. Hit my nuts on the handlebar I think :facepalm3:

Another time I was biking down a hill and grabbed a small tree branch and impulsively stuck it through my front tire :lol: I wanted to watch it snap or something, it was too thick though and my front tire suddenly stopped and I did a small front wheel stand before the stick either broke or I pulled it back out.

My friend lived in the country for awhile and he had a big steep gravel driveway. Well sometimes we would take his little brothers tricycle and wagons and stuff to race down the hill. There was a sudden turn at the bottom so we either had to slow down or turn or fall off the edge towards a pond. No one ever got hurt too bad but it was not the safest :tongue2:


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: musiclover420]
    #24008092 - 01/13/17 07:19 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Honestly the shit I did when I was a kid was so dumb, but I hate to even think about it.  I also made the mistake of riding a bike and just wondering what will happen if a throw a stick in the spokes, I did a full faceplant tho.


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: musiclover420]
    #24008196 - 01/13/17 08:10 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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Riding my bike directly into the sidewalk curb, no idea why. Hit my nuts on the handlebar I think :facepalm3:




I did something similar.. I had just gotten a new TREK BMX bike, chrome.  Dope as fuck and was going to ride to my buddy's place.  I hopped on and was looking down admiring my new prize and cranked the pedal and rode directly into my dad's truck.  I thought it was in the garage.  I slammed into the front quarter panel with my chest and couldn't breath for about 20 seconds.

Another time I was riding on a bike trail behind 2 friends and my brother and saw a branch sticking out from the side of the trail so I decided I would kick it to break it back into the woods but it didn't break and ended up snagging my shoe lace spinning me into a 180 and throwing me off my bike into a nice chest slide.  It was a dumbass move in hindsight.


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24008229 - 01/13/17 08:35 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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Honestly the shit I did when I was a kid was so dumb, but I hate to even think about it.  I also made the mistake of riding a bike and just wondering what will happen if a throw a stick in the spokes, I did a full faceplant tho.





Glad I am not the only one at least! I am lucky I didn't faceplant myself.

Was going down a windy hill too so it would have been bad.

Another time I had a bike with a broken seat. It would come loose and flip back so the narrow front part would point up. Normally I would just push it back down but one time I was going over a bump and the jolt bounced me up and when I landed back down the seat had flipped up and it jabbed my ass really hard.


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You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

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I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: musiclover420]
    #24008242 - 01/13/17 08:42 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Nice.. I was switching some things out on one of my bikes, one of which was the seat post.  I guess I lost track of things and didn't tighten down the seat well enough so when I was riding down the neighbor's driveway (where a fine shiela lived, and was sun bathing on the front porch) the seat flipped back and I just fell off the back of the bike going about 4mph..


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Amanita86]
    #24008292 - 01/13/17 09:18 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

The first time I smoked crack by myself, I didn't have any Brillo and used 000 steel wool instead.
Because it was so fine, as the rock melted, as I hit it, the steel wool slipped down the stem,
and the burning rock and searing hot steel wool got stuck at the back of my throat. It took
some (panicked) heavy coughing to get it out. The next day I showed the big swollen blister at
the back of my throat to my tweaker friends at work, and they laughing their ass off at me.

> noob crack head move


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
    #24008310 - 01/13/17 09:31 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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RJ Tubs 202 said:
The first time I smoked crack by myself, I didn't have any Brillo and used 000 steel wool instead.
Because it was so fine, as the rock melted, as I hit it, the steel wool slipped down the stem,
and the burning rock and searing hot steel wool got stuck at the back of my throat. It took
some (panicked) heavy coughing to get it out. The next day I showed the big swollen blister at
the back of my throat to my tweaker friends at work, and they laughing their ass off at me.

> noob crack head move




So this was dumber than smoking crack in the first place?


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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24008317 - 01/13/17 09:37 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Maybe not.

I got smart and did it right after that.

We all learn from our mistakes.


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