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What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say?
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OK I'll start.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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Penguins are fish
plastic can't hold water
Purple is a neglected color the only things that are purple are detergents

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: dpomalia] * 2
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Some kid in my highschool physics class said:

Quote:
There are no aliens, because there is no water in space.





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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Legend] * 1
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My now (ex best friend)
When I offered to pay his fare to NYC, and for his meals just so I had company
his reply was


'What the hell is in NYC?'

That moment, I knew he was a Villager and I was a Man of Action.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
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"Spinal taps are to test your spinal fluid for LSD"


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Synthe]
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A very blonde girlfriend of mine:

we were talking about stuff that falls "off the boat"

and her response was:

HUH :confused: so does everything get wet?

:rofl2:

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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:threadmonitor:

I can't think of anything right now...

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
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I used to live in a predominantly African American area.
One day riding through town, my very blonde friend says they should open a Wing Stop (basically a food stand specifically for chicken wings). I know its stereotypical, but I said "yeah, they'd make bank selling chicken in a black community." To which she replied, serious as fuck:

"They don't sell chicken, just wings!"


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TopPmz] * 1
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I want to add something to this thread but I know that the dumbest I ever heard probably came out of my own mouth :lol::facepalm3:

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: gulper2323]
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Was sitting on the beach watching the sun rise with a friend. He looked at me and asked when the sun would start rising in the west and setting in the east.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: xaeviax] * 7
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"Smoking weed is completely harmless for your health."

:herpderp:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Asante]
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:highfive:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
"Smoking weed is completely harmless for your health."

:herpderp:


Yeah, that's gotta be one of the dumbest.


I mean, it's great and all, it has tons of benefits and the side effects are minimal, but if you use it too heavily you'll start to have slower reactions and be less mentally sharp.
I feel much sharper after not using for 2 days. But it bothers me how many people have to have an extreme position, whether it be "it's evil, it's a sin, it gives you cancer and lowers you IQ" or "It's completely harmless, have as much as you can whenever you can".
A toke here and there is usually more good than harm, but toking perpetually throughout the day everyday is gonna be more harm than good for most people. Some people can handle it just fine without becoming unproductive, but not everybody can. Sometimes I can't. That doesn't mean I should never use it, it just means I shouldn't abuse it. But I suppose abuse is in the eye of the beholder, so person-to-person, every situation is unique.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Synthe] * 2
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zappaisgod said:
Of course there is hegemony and imperialism.  Here are two nations that do not practice it

US
Israel



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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G] * 3
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Crystal G said:
I am contemplating putting wasabi in my vag


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Beanhead]
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Beanhead said:
A very blonde girlfriend of mine:


Been there, an Ex of mine once asked me how to make instant coffee. Funny thing about it is she was a straight A student. She just had no common sense.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Constantine] * 1
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Constantine said:
zappaisgod said:
Of course there is hegemony and imperialism.  Here are two nations that do not practice it

US
Israel




So now you know :cookiemonster:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Asante]
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I really want to contribute to this thread. I know I heard a bunch of really stupid shit over the years (some of which I said myself) but nothing comes to mind...


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Asante]
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When I was in Costa Rica with my then BF at the time he sees the guys selling the bags of coconut juice/water. He says "that looks like water." I explain to him how astringent it is and don't get one etc...he then says to me, "you mean it is not sweet and delicious? Isn't coco lopez the stuff that is in coconuts?"

He thought that sweet yummy stuff called coco lopez you make pina coladas out of was in coconuts! He had never ever bought a coconut from the store and cracked it open, and he had kids too! In his defense he hated coconut anyway. I still rag him to this day about that! LOLOL!


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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"If evolution is real then how come we've never seen a monkey evolve in a zoo?" Yes I actually heard this irl, from a twenty something year old. "It's not like in pokemon..." was my answer.

"Oh my god I can't believe how fast this Del Sol is!" (A slow ass car that was completely stock except for an APC wing incorrectly installed on the back)

"Did you know that a year is meaningless? It doesn't actually represent anything. That's why different cultures have different new years dates." A girl tried to convince me of this on a date. It was probably really a test in retrospect, or at least I hope so.

:facepalm:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
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RiderOnTheStorm said:
"Did you know that a year is meaningless? It doesn't actually represent anything. That's why different cultures have different new years dates." A girl tried to convince me of this on a date. It was probably really a test in retrospect, or at least I hope so.

:facepalm:


I mean that is kind of true....
She stated it in a very inarticulate way.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: robbyberto]
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"I am correct, you are wrong'


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: robbyberto]
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robbyberto said:
RiderOnTheStorm said:
"Did you know that a year is meaningless? It doesn't actually represent anything. That's why different cultures have different new years dates." A girl tried to convince me of this on a date. It was probably really a test in retrospect, or at least I hope so.

:facepalm:


I mean that is kind of true....
She stated it in a very inarticulate way.


its just astrology things

which are arbitrary

which kinda means meaningless


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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"Everytime you pee a little bit goes to your tastebuds"

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Icyus]
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Icyus said:
"I am correct, you are wrong'



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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: fractaldill]
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fractaldill said:
"Everytime you pee a little bit goes to your tastebuds"


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: robbyberto]
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robbyberto said:
RiderOnTheStorm said:
"Did you know that a year is meaningless? It doesn't actually represent anything. That's why different cultures have different new years dates." A girl tried to convince me of this on a date. It was probably really a test in retrospect, or at least I hope so.

:facepalm:


I mean that is kind of true....
She stated it in a very inarticulate way.


Yeah I see what she was getting at with Chinese new years etc, but unless you discount the revolution of Earth around the sun and it's use as a measurement of time, it's definitely not meaningless. I thought it was a pretty ridiculous attempt to sound clever.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
fractaldill said:
"Everytime you pee a little bit goes to your tastebuds"


?


What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say?

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: fractaldill]
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The other day, me and my red neck  neighbor where pounding down some beers in my garage, and we got on the topic of drawing on peoples faces while they are passed out drunk. I said " Imagine if you got pulled over, with dicks just drawn all over your face. the cop would probably just be like " sir, are you aware of all the genitalia drawn all over your face?"" My neighbor laughed so god damn hard it made me laugh so much. Oh that cheap red neck beer.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
OK I'll start.




:lolsy:

AT&T


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Patlal]
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Tobacco doesn't contain nicotine.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Gorlax]
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That right there is why I deleted everything except for my shroomery account. I can not live with myself on social networking seeing people like that, because there is nothing I can do to raise their IQ a couple dozen points. 1,271 retweets. wow


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
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The other day I was trying to have a conversation with someone about eastern medicine when she came out with "I don't believe in western medicine, chemo(therapy) doesn't really help anyone with cancer, they just need to eat the right food."

Conversation over. :knowwhatnevermind: For fucks sake. :facepalm:

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
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Into The Woods said:
The other day I was trying to have a conversation with someone about eastern medicine when she came out with "I don't believe in western medicine, chemo(therapy) doesn't really help anyone with cancer, they just need to eat the right food."

Conversation over. :knowwhatnevermind: For fucks sake. :facepalm:


You see a lot of that right here on the Shroomery.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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anything along the lines of "I don't have vaccines and I've never gotten sick, they're pointless"  :facepalm:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Into The Woods]
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Into The Woods said:
The other day I was trying to have a conversation with someone about eastern medicine when she came out with "I don't believe in western medicine, chemo(therapy) doesn't really help anyone with cancer, they just need to eat the right food."

Conversation over. :knowwhatnevermind: For fucks sake. :facepalm:


Well, good diet can certainly be preventative in the long run towards cancer.  And chemotherapy often is worse for the patient than the cancer itself.  The way she put it certainly was dumb though.  :shrug:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: deCypher]
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"If you eat them wrong mushrooms will grow in your lungs 'cause of the spores."

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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"any mushroom will make you trip"

"i swear every time i crack my back i get acid flashbacks"

"each time you use a drug, your brain becomes like elastic and stretches apart."


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Legend]
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This is real... in high school we were watching some old video in black and white and this girl literally said something along the lines of "When did we become colored"


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall] * 1
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someone in one of my classes suggested that the declaration of independence reached england via telegraph one day.

my face:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: deCypher] * 1
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deCypher said:
Into The Woods said:
The other day I was trying to have a conversation with someone about eastern medicine when she came out with "I don't believe in western medicine, chemo(therapy) doesn't really help anyone with cancer, they just need to eat the right food."

Conversation over. :knowwhatnevermind: For fucks sake. :facepalm:


Well, good diet can certainly be preventative in the long run towards cancer.  And chemotherapy often is worse for the patient than the cancer itself.  The way she put it certainly was dumb though.  :shrug:


Steve Jobs.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Synthe]
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"Time doesn't exist, clocks do"

And clocks measure what?...:lol:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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What's Obama's last name

I also read a tweet saying something like: "Someone tried to convince me that the sun is a star... The sun is the fucking sun; Get your facts straight!"

here are some other ones i found










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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
"Time doesn't exist, clocks do"

And clocks measure what?...:lol:


Hes right lol. Time is an illusion


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
King Klick said:
"Time doesn't exist, clocks do"

And clocks measure what?...:lol:


Hes right lol. Time is an illusion


If you're going off on the idea that everything is an illusion then sure. But since i can measure it, count it out, experience it passing, it exists.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall] * 3
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berdinwall said:
King Klick said:
"Time doesn't exist, clocks do"

And clocks measure what?...:lol:


Hes right lol. Time is an illusion


Propaganda! The government is trying to trick us in believing that time is real so we buy clocks from them! 
:rabble: LET'S START A PROTEST!

What do we want?
NO MORE CLOCKS
When do we want it?
... (awkward silence)
:ffffuuu:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: SkeletalSpore] * 1
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You arent experiencing anything passing by. You are just documenting whats happened and projecting what could. But the only thing that really exists is now. A body grows bc its fed not bc "time"  has passed


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall] * 2
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Hes right the only thing that makes time real is something that begins measuring it


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
Hes right the only thing that makes time real is something that begins measuring it


Still, no. Time exists.
https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+of+time&oq=definition+of+time&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2039j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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Yeah...ok but without humans and the concept never arose, how could something that's not there exist? The only thing that makes time, time is the fact that we can document the past and think about the future. and still the past and future is only literally in our thoughts. Time is only a concept, it's not a real living thing...


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
Yeah...ok but without humans and the concept never arose, how could something that's not there exist? The only thing that makes time, time is the fact that we can document the past and think about the future. and still the past and future is only literally in our thoughts. Time is only a concept, it's not a real living thing...


Same with dogma and opinions. But they still seem to exist as people practice them. Other living being can think too. So other animals relate to the past through memories.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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Yeah so I guess what we're really arguing is are thoughts, opinions, etc real. They can certainly manifest actions that are real. idk


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
Yeah so I guess what we're really arguing is are thoughts, opinions, etc real. They can certainly manifest actions that are real. idk


Are you thinking thoughts right now? Then the concept of thoughts is real. But really everything is just a concept because there is that micro impossible chance with anything that if given the exact same situation different outcomes could occur. So going off the idea that concepts are real and that micro impossible chance is never to occut, i'm going to accept time.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
OK I'll start.




ummm.... this. But also you said some pretty dumb but funny shit in sexuality in relationships, about steroids and anal sex.

No offence of course. But you asked so I answered :shrug:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
Yeah...ok but without humans and the concept never arose, how could something that's not there exist? The only thing that makes time, time is the fact that we can document the past and think about the future. and still the past and future is only literally in our thoughts. Time is only a concept, it's not a real living thing...


Would you say that without humans and our concept of rocks, rocks wouldn't exist?

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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no... the concept of time was literally born from humans...rocks were born from elements


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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think about what elements make up time..and then try to pinpoint exactly where those elements are in this universe


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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one could most definitely argue "its all in our head"


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
think about what elements make up time..and then try to pinpoint exactly where those elements are in this universe


So because we don't know everything about it, it doesn't exist?

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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NotTheDevil said:
berdinwall said:
think about what elements make up time..and then try to pinpoint exactly where those elements are in this universe


So because we don't know everything about it, it doesn't exist?


:thumbup: Have we won?


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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I'mma leave this here for y'all.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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We do know everything about it, because we made it up lol...what else is there to know

Its simple, time is the documentation of the past and the projection of the future...it exists nowhere else but in our thoughts...if you look around the only things changing are physical and because of some other physical force. Im asking you to find where time is because it's nowhere. its only in our heads, therefore without humans it doesn't exist.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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I bet the atmosphere doesn't exist either.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
We do know everything about it, because we made it up lol...what else is there to know

Its simple, time is the documentation of the past and the projection of the future...it exists nowhere else but in our thoughts...if you look around the only things changing are physical and because of some other physical force. Im asking you to find where time is because it's nowhere. its only in our heads, therefore without humans it doesn't exist.


It exists in my memories. 5 minutes ago i was jacking off, 3 minutes ago i was texting, 20 seconds ago i was looking at my tv, 3 seconds ago i wrote some of this post. I put time on a timeline, another measurement of this thing called time.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
We do know everything about it, because we made it up lol...what else is there to know

Its simple, time is the documentation of the past and the projection of the future...it exists nowhere else but in our thoughts...if you look around the only things changing are physical and because of some other physical force. Im asking you to find where time is because it's nowhere. its only in our heads, therefore without humans it doesn't exist.


Time is a dimension, there are entire fields of study devoted to it.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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Yeah and I kind of think they're bullshit


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berdinwall said:
of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


You can apply that logic (lack thereof) to anything.
berdinwall said:
Yeah and I kind of think they're bullshit


I kind of think your thoughts on time are bullshit.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


You can't measure something that doesn't exist.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TopPmz]
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TopPmz said:
berdinwall said:
of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


You can apply that logic (lack thereof) to anything.
berdinwall said:
Yeah and I kind of think they're bullshit


I kind of think your thoughts on time are bullshit.


you certainly can't apply it to the atmosphere, that's ridiculous. but you can apply it to anything you measure. like size. we say somethings "small" but that's only relative to something that you say is big. and we don't even know how big the universe truly is or whats beyond it. we have no idea what big is, it just keeps going.

I don't see what part of what I say about time isn't blatantly true? Fact: you can't show me WHERE time is


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
TopPmz said:
berdinwall said:
of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


You can apply that logic (lack thereof) to anything.
berdinwall said:
Yeah and I kind of think they're bullshit


I kind of think your thoughts on time are bullshit.


you certainly can't apply it to the atmosphere, that's ridiculous. but you can apply it to anything you measure. like size. we say somethings "small" but that's only relative to something that you say is big. and we don't even know how big the universe truly is or whats beyond it. we have no idea what big is, it just keeps going.

I don't see what part of what I say about time isn't blatantly true? Fact: you can't show me WHERE time is


I can't show you where an electron is either.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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Location is meaningless without time.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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NotTheDevil said:
berdinwall said:
of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


You can't measure something that doesn't exist.


i see it like this

a human was born...a whole race of them...shit happened and they remembered all this shit, it was still there in their minds and it led to what was happening in the present, so it seemed legit. at the same time they thought about how to prepare for what might happen...so even though everything that was happening was always then but had different circumstances, they saw it as this different place and couldn't describe that place other than "the past" they literally made up this word if you think about it. those circumstances (everything that existed in the place it was in) were JUST CIRCUMSTANCES, not in a different place...it was always right there wasn't it? the only difference in the world from then to now was different circumstances (but morphed, cause and effect, in the same place.) they needed some type of timeline to document these 2 places that were constantly in their mind (past and future) we lived and continue to live in these 2 places which is why we think they're real. We hang on to the past, and worry about the future.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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NotTheDevil said:
berdinwall said:
TopPmz said:
berdinwall said:
of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


You can apply that logic (lack thereof) to anything.
berdinwall said:
Yeah and I kind of think they're bullshit


I kind of think your thoughts on time are bullshit.


you certainly can't apply it to the atmosphere, that's ridiculous. but you can apply it to anything you measure. like size. we say somethings "small" but that's only relative to something that you say is big. and we don't even know how big the universe truly is or whats beyond it. we have no idea what big is, it just keeps going.

I don't see what part of what I say about time isn't blatantly true? Fact: you can't show me WHERE time is


I can't show you where an electron is either.


but can't someone?


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
think about what elements make up time..and then try to pinpoint exactly where those elements are in this universe


Not everything that exists is made up of elements :/ And time is more than a concept its a thing that actually happens. It's only a concept in the sense that any word is a concept. You have a weird definition of 'existence' if all it means to you is what is made up of matter.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


You can apply that logic (lack thereof) to anything.
berdinwall said:
Yeah and I kind of think they're bullshit


I kind of think your thoughts on time are bullshit.


you certainly can't apply it to the atmosphere, that's ridiculous. but you can apply it to anything you measure. like size. we say somethings "small" but that's only relative to something that you say is big. and we don't even know how big the universe truly is or whats beyond it. we have no idea what big is, it just keeps going.

I don't see what part of what I say about time isn't blatantly true? Fact: you can't show me WHERE time is


I can't show you where an electron is either.


but can't someone?


Not without specialized equipment.

So, in your opinion, are my memories false? If there is only present, then past memories CAN'T be real.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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chick my ex gf knew was talking to her in front of class one day: 'I gave him a blowjob yesterday and im scared cause he didnt use protection. Do you think i could get pregnant?'

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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"Time doesn't exist."

:lolsy,


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
but can't someone?


No electrons have no fixed location. Everything that exists in the entire universe only exists in their affects. 'Matter' is a description of a collective type of phenomena. So is time. So is energy. So are electrons. They don't need locations or to be made up of certain stuff.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
NotTheDevil said:
berdinwall said:
[]TopPmz said:
berdinwall said:
of course the atmosphere exists...lol

kingklick that's exactly what I said...it exists only in memories (thoughts). The ONLY reason it exists is because there is something to measure it. It STARTS existing the moment  it is measured...it seems pretty simple to me that without a human brain, it just doesn't exist.


You can apply that logic (lack thereof) to anything.
berdinwall said:
Yeah and I kind of think they're bullshit


I kind of think your thoughts on time are bullshit.


you certainly can't apply it to the atmosphere, that's ridiculous. but you can apply it to anything you measure. like size. we say somethings "small" but that's only relative to something that you say is big. and we don't even know how big the universe truly is or whats beyond it. we have no idea what big is, it just keeps going.

I don't see what part of what I say about time isn't blatantly true? Fact: you can't show me WHERE time is


I can't show you where an electron is either.


but can't someone?


No, there are people who can tell you all about one, but as of this moment there is no one in this world who can show you an electron. Its only recently that you could be shown an atom. Yet regardless of what we can see we can infer its existence due to massive amounts of supporting evidence.

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TopPmz said:
Not without specialized equipment.



Not even then, (Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle)
I think at a sub-atomic level the concept of location is a little different to the macro level.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Sacklome]
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Yeah, then. When using the particle accelerator, they have to be able to see the particles in order to be able to explain what they're doing. So, sub-atomic particles can be seen, even if it is briefly.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Sacklome]
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in retrospect, it's not actually what anyone has said that was stupid, but their perceived pre-suppositions and accolades of said orthodox pandering towards that end, that makes them look stupid. everyone does, at least... hmmm, at least once in a blue moon; make a claim that isn't backed up by previous knowledge.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TopPmz]
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well still I see time as a very different case than something physical.

it's basically something we've created to help better serve our documentation of events. yes toppmz your memories are false in the sense that they exist nowhere else presently but in your thoughts


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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the effect of their occurrence does exist...


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TopPmz]
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TopPmz said:
Yeah, then. When using the particle accelerator, they have to be able to see the particles in order to be able to explain what they're doing. So, sub-atomic particles can be seen, even if it is briefly.


They can see the path the particles take, but not the particles themselves.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TopPmz]
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TopPmz said:
Yeah, then. When using the particle accelerator, they have to be able to see the particles in order to be able to explain what they're doing. So, sub-atomic particles can be seen, even if it is briefly.


A visual representation extrapolated from data aqquired through various physical reactions. Not exactly 'seeing'.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said:
in retrospect, it's not actually what anyone has said that was stupid, but their perceived pre-suppositions and accolades of said orthodox pandering towards that end, that makes them look stupid. everyone does, at least... hmmm, at least once in a blue moon; make a claim that isn't backed up by previous knowledge.


I don't ever do that.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
well still I see time as a very different case than something physical.

it's basically something we've created to help better serve our documentation of events. yes toppmz your memories are false in the sense that they exist nowhere else presently but in your thoughts


How the hell did we create time?! No we observed it and then gave it a name. If people didn't exist do you think the universe would just be suspended in one state forever?

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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"The only reason people don't use deliriants is because they're so rare."

I tried to explain how wrong this was, but they just acted like they were a fucking expert and I didn't know shit.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Sacklome]
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Sacklome said:
akira_akuma said:
in retrospect, it's not actually what anyone has said that was stupid, but their perceived pre-suppositions and accolades of said orthodox pandering towards that end, that makes them look stupid. everyone does, at least... hmmm, at least once in a blue moon; make a claim that isn't backed up by previous knowledge.


I don't ever do that.


not even when you were a child? i supposed that's possible, if you were raised in a bubble being fed propaganda your whole life and only doing what you were told.

but since that is not the case, i'd have to assume that you are at least right now, making a claim which cannot be backed up by evidence or reasoning for that matter.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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berdinwall said:
well still I see time as a very different case than something physical.

it's basically something we've created to help better serve our documentation of events. yes toppmz your memories are false in the sense that they exist nowhere else presently but in your thoughts


But there are others that can verify most of those memories. They exist. I understand your position. The problem is, you're pushing your position as fact. You're as bad as religion.

NotTheDevil said:
TopPmz said:
Yeah, then. When using the particle accelerator, they have to be able to see the particles in order to be able to explain what they're doing. So, sub-atomic particles can be seen, even if it is briefly.


They can see the path the particles take, but not the particles themselves.


True, but that actually supports the argument that time exists even more. Now they can show you where it WAS.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Sacklome]
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we didn't observe it. we just had the ability to "remember" the way things used to be. really it's impossible to refer back to them without using past tense in writing lol...we needed it in order to refer to it. we had to call it something...but really all it was were different circumstances at the same point in time, NOW.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TopPmz]
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TopPmz said:
But there are others that can verify most of those memories. They exist. I understand your position. The problem is, you're pushing your position as fact. You're as bad as religion.




oh so you aren't? you are open to the idea of it being an illusion or no? mmmhm...


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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It's a possibility, but I find it very unlikely.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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:derail:

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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akira_akuma said:
but since that is not the case, i'd have to assume that you are at least right now, making a claim which cannot be backed up by evidence or reasoning for that matter.


:wink:

berdinwall said:
we didn't observe it. we just had the ability to "remember" the way things used to be. really it's impossible to refer back to them without using past tense in writing lol...we needed it in order to refer to it. we had to call it something...but really all it was were different circumstances at the same point in time, NOW.


The fact that circumstances can change requires time to exist.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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I understand what you're saying to...it happened so it exists...the only difference in my opinion is that I'm saying it still exists...everything happens now, there are just different forms of it. seriously, think about it, we call it the past because things aren't in the same form...it's like we had to store it somewhere as being the way that it was...to more clearly organize our thoughts and decision making skills


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Sacklome]
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Sacklome said:
berdinwall said:
we didn't observe it. we just had the ability to "remember" the way things used to be. really it's impossible to refer back to them without using past tense in writing lol...we needed it in order to refer to it. we had to call it something...but really all it was were different circumstances at the same point in time, NOW.


The fact that circumstances can change requires time to exist.


QFT


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
I understand what you're saying to...it happened so it exists...the only difference in my opinion is that I'm saying it still exists...everything happens now, there are just different forms of it. seriously, think about it, we call it the past because things aren't in the same form...it's like we had to store it somewhere as being the way that it was...to more clearly organize our thoughts and decision making skills


But it doesn't still exist. It's just a memory.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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LOL, this again.

memories are just electrical impulses transducing stimuli from your senses into plausible results, based on previous experiences, which are stored in specific neurons in the brain that have been encoded with information of said previous experiences based on said stimuli from your senses.

memories change with time and can be not held accountable for anything real or imagined.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said:
LOL, this again.

memories are just electrical impulses transducing stimuli from your senses into plausible results, based on previous experiences, which are stored in specific neurons in the brain that have been encoded with information of said previous experiences based on said stimuli from your senses.

memories change with time and can be not held accountable for anything real or imagined.


While true, this is irrelevant.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TopPmz]
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probably, i just sorta jumped into this derailment.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
I understand what you're saying to...it happened so it exists...the only difference in my opinion is that I'm saying it still exists...everything happens now, there are just different forms of it. seriously, think about it, we call it the past because things aren't in the same form...it's like we had to store it somewhere as being the way that it was...to more clearly organize our thoughts and decision making skills


But what I'm saying is that time is essentially "change in form". We call the past the past because it's our word for 'forms' that have already played out, we know that the universes form continuously changes and states that it has already been in we name "past" and states that it will eventually become we name "future"
I don't understand where the non-existence part comes into this.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said:
probably, i just sorta jumped into this derailment.


Good point, I suppose the whole argument is irrelevant to the thread's topic.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Sacklome]
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OH but I do have this extra-dimensional theory (not really theory but idea sort of) about time not existing. Or it does but only as a single or multiple spacial dimensions. Basically what it is is that the universe is a single static, extremely complicated shape of patterns that repeat according to physical laws, and what consciousness is essentially a folded up awareness of this complicated twisted universe that folds over into an almost identical state for everything that we refer to as a 'second'. And we experience this as a passage of time because we're experiencing the direction in which these folded universes repeat themselves.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: TopPmz] * 1
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Back in 6th grade we were learning about weather. Cloud formations, jetsreams, percepitation, all that fun stuff. Cold fronts and hot fronts come up and the teacher pauses for a moment. This girls hand shoots up, she asks where the h or the c is when the fronts come in
Confused the teacher asks her what she means, she says you know, the big Hs and Cs they use on the weather network, how come I never see them when I look up in the sky? Que the laughter from the entire class. We never let her live that ome down.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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Trap music


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: fapjack]
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In my Junior year of high school, some girl in my health class exclaimed that she thought everything school ever teachers in history classes was meant to be fake and like not real


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
In my Junior year of high school, some girl in my health class exclaimed that she thought everything school ever teachers in history classes was meant to be fake and like not real


she was almost right

it never happened


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