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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
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RiderOnTheStorm said:
"Did you know that a year is meaningless? It doesn't actually represent anything. That's why different cultures have different new years dates." A girl tried to convince me of this on a date. It was probably really a test in retrospect, or at least I hope so.

:facepalm:



I mean that is kind of true....
She stated it in a very inarticulate way.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: robbyberto]
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"I am correct, you are wrong'


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: robbyberto]
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robbyberto said:
RiderOnTheStorm said:
"Did you know that a year is meaningless? It doesn't actually represent anything. That's why different cultures have different new years dates." A girl tried to convince me of this on a date. It was probably really a test in retrospect, or at least I hope so.

:facepalm:



I mean that is kind of true....
She stated it in a very inarticulate way.



its just astrology things

which are arbitrary

which kinda means meaningless


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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"Everytime you pee a little bit goes to your tastebuds"

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Icyus]
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Icyus said:
"I am correct, you are wrong'




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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: fractaldill]
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fractaldill said:
"Everytime you pee a little bit goes to your tastebuds"



?


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: robbyberto]
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robbyberto said:
RiderOnTheStorm said:
"Did you know that a year is meaningless? It doesn't actually represent anything. That's why different cultures have different new years dates." A girl tried to convince me of this on a date. It was probably really a test in retrospect, or at least I hope so.

:facepalm:



I mean that is kind of true....
She stated it in a very inarticulate way.



Yeah I see what she was getting at with Chinese new years etc, but unless you discount the revolution of Earth around the sun and it's use as a measurement of time, it's definitely not meaningless. I thought it was a pretty ridiculous attempt to sound clever.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
fractaldill said:
"Everytime you pee a little bit goes to your tastebuds"



?



What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say?

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: fractaldill]
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The other day, me and my red neck  neighbor where pounding down some beers in my garage, and we got on the topic of drawing on peoples faces while they are passed out drunk. I said " Imagine if you got pulled over, with dicks just drawn all over your face. the cop would probably just be like " sir, are you aware of all the genitalia drawn all over your face?"" My neighbor laughed so god damn hard it made me laugh so much. Oh that cheap red neck beer.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
OK I'll start.





:lolsy:

AT&T


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Patlal]
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Tobacco doesn't contain nicotine.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Gorlax]
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That right there is why I deleted everything except for my shroomery account. I can not live with myself on social networking seeing people like that, because there is nothing I can do to raise their IQ a couple dozen points. 1,271 retweets. wow


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
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The other day I was trying to have a conversation with someone about eastern medicine when she came out with "I don't believe in western medicine, chemo(therapy) doesn't really help anyone with cancer, they just need to eat the right food."

Conversation over. :knowwhatnevermind: For fucks sake. :facepalm:

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
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Into The Woods said:
The other day I was trying to have a conversation with someone about eastern medicine when she came out with "I don't believe in western medicine, chemo(therapy) doesn't really help anyone with cancer, they just need to eat the right food."

Conversation over. :knowwhatnevermind: For fucks sake. :facepalm:



You see a lot of that right here on the Shroomery.

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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anything along the lines of "I don't have vaccines and I've never gotten sick, they're pointless"  :facepalm:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Into The Woods]
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Into The Woods said:
The other day I was trying to have a conversation with someone about eastern medicine when she came out with "I don't believe in western medicine, chemo(therapy) doesn't really help anyone with cancer, they just need to eat the right food."

Conversation over. :knowwhatnevermind: For fucks sake. :facepalm:



Well, good diet can certainly be preventative in the long run towards cancer.  And chemotherapy often is worse for the patient than the cancer itself.  The way she put it certainly was dumb though.  :shrug:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: deCypher]
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"If you eat them wrong mushrooms will grow in your lungs 'cause of the spores."

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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"any mushroom will make you trip"

"i swear every time i crack my back i get acid flashbacks"

"each time you use a drug, your brain becomes like elastic and stretches apart."


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Legend]
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This is real... in high school we were watching some old video in black and white and this girl literally said something along the lines of "When did we become colored"


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall] * 1
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someone in one of my classes suggested that the declaration of independence reached england via telegraph one day.

my face:


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