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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: deCypher] * 1
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deCypher said:
Into The Woods said:
The other day I was trying to have a conversation with someone about eastern medicine when she came out with "I don't believe in western medicine, chemo(therapy) doesn't really help anyone with cancer, they just need to eat the right food."

Conversation over. :knowwhatnevermind: For fucks sake. :facepalm:


Well, good diet can certainly be preventative in the long run towards cancer.  And chemotherapy often is worse for the patient than the cancer itself.  The way she put it certainly was dumb though.  :shrug:


Steve Jobs.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Synthe]
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"Time doesn't exist, clocks do"

And clocks measure what?...:lol:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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What's Obama's last name

I also read a tweet saying something like: "Someone tried to convince me that the sun is a star... The sun is the fucking sun; Get your facts straight!"

here are some other ones i found










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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
"Time doesn't exist, clocks do"

And clocks measure what?...:lol:


Hes right lol. Time is an illusion


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
King Klick said:
"Time doesn't exist, clocks do"

And clocks measure what?...:lol:


Hes right lol. Time is an illusion


If you're going off on the idea that everything is an illusion then sure. But since i can measure it, count it out, experience it passing, it exists.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall] * 3
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berdinwall said:
King Klick said:
"Time doesn't exist, clocks do"

And clocks measure what?...:lol:


Hes right lol. Time is an illusion


Propaganda! The government is trying to trick us in believing that time is real so we buy clocks from them! 
:rabble: LET'S START A PROTEST!

What do we want?
NO MORE CLOCKS
When do we want it?
... (awkward silence)
:ffffuuu:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: SkeletalSpore] * 1
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You arent experiencing anything passing by. You are just documenting whats happened and projecting what could. But the only thing that really exists is now. A body grows bc its fed not bc "time"  has passed


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall] * 2
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Hes right the only thing that makes time real is something that begins measuring it


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
Hes right the only thing that makes time real is something that begins measuring it


Still, no. Time exists.
https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+of+time&oq=definition+of+time&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2039j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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Yeah...ok but without humans and the concept never arose, how could something that's not there exist? The only thing that makes time, time is the fact that we can document the past and think about the future. and still the past and future is only literally in our thoughts. Time is only a concept, it's not a real living thing...


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
Yeah...ok but without humans and the concept never arose, how could something that's not there exist? The only thing that makes time, time is the fact that we can document the past and think about the future. and still the past and future is only literally in our thoughts. Time is only a concept, it's not a real living thing...


Same with dogma and opinions. But they still seem to exist as people practice them. Other living being can think too. So other animals relate to the past through memories.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: King Klick]
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Yeah so I guess what we're really arguing is are thoughts, opinions, etc real. They can certainly manifest actions that are real. idk


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
Yeah so I guess what we're really arguing is are thoughts, opinions, etc real. They can certainly manifest actions that are real. idk


Are you thinking thoughts right now? Then the concept of thoughts is real. But really everything is just a concept because there is that micro impossible chance with anything that if given the exact same situation different outcomes could occur. So going off the idea that concepts are real and that micro impossible chance is never to occut, i'm going to accept time.


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
OK I'll start.




ummm.... this. But also you said some pretty dumb but funny shit in sexuality in relationships, about steroids and anal sex.

No offence of course. But you asked so I answered :shrug:


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
Yeah...ok but without humans and the concept never arose, how could something that's not there exist? The only thing that makes time, time is the fact that we can document the past and think about the future. and still the past and future is only literally in our thoughts. Time is only a concept, it's not a real living thing...


Would you say that without humans and our concept of rocks, rocks wouldn't exist?

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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no... the concept of time was literally born from humans...rocks were born from elements


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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think about what elements make up time..and then try to pinpoint exactly where those elements are in this universe


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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one could most definitely argue "its all in our head"


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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: berdinwall]
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berdinwall said:
think about what elements make up time..and then try to pinpoint exactly where those elements are in this universe


So because we don't know everything about it, it doesn't exist?

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Re: What is the dumbest (but funniest) thing you have ever heard somebody say? [Re: NotTheDevil]
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NotTheDevil said:
berdinwall said:
think about what elements make up time..and then try to pinpoint exactly where those elements are in this universe


So because we don't know everything about it, it doesn't exist?


:thumbup: Have we won?


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