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One time I booted up with a spore syringe from earths tongue, I used extracted poppy seed opium and I think I accidentally got a poppy seed abcess.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
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I took 1260mg of DXM and an unconfirmed fuckton of guaifenisen in time-release capsules once
I don't recommend trying it
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: OhMrJohnson] 2
#23991610 - 01/08/17 04:30 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I ate a sheet of those coricidin pills once and they started kicking in so I ate another sheet... started to drift and my mind got occupied so I decided to eat a second sheet.... yeah that math doesn't add up, whoops. I got fuckin' trainwrecked. You're only 14 once right, why not..
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I don't remember the dumbest thing I've ever done, one thing that comes to mind is when I made poppy tea out of a whole bunch of plants then evaporated the water and tried eating a small amount. I waited maybe 30 mins nothing happened so I figured I fucked it up and ate the rest (slightly larger than a golf ball). It felt great that night, but the next morning I had the worst hangover of my life.
Another time I was in a shitty mood, I had about 150mg of valium, I looked up the L.D.50 which was more than what I had and ended up eating them all. My sister was hanging out with me, she said I stood up, staggered and fell smacking my head on one of my fish tanks. She said she dragged me over to the bed and I kept telling her not to call an ambulance so she didn't.
I also cut my self with a chainsaw after years of using it. I know what to do and what not to do, but I was tired and the chain was dull, I was up on a mountain a ways from my truck and it was also low on gas. Lucky it only cut through fatty tissue, no muscle or bone.
Another time after drinking a bunch of cough syrup I decided to drive up the nearest mountain which is very curvy with narrow roads. Plus the DXM gave me tunnel vision, I pretty much had no peripheral. Then when I got up the I just laid down in my truck with my feet out the window, looking up at the roof
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Psyche delics]
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Start drinking. Not stopping being an asshole Join this website Torment people for the sake of tormenting people Having low self esteem in my teenage years.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Patlal]
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23991859 - 01/08/17 09:05 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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running naked in the street while tripping on acid for the first time in my life without knowing anything about it and its effect and i was in another city not my home place.
taking shit tons of cocaine and alcohol, ending up blacking out only to find next day that i have wrecked the place we were staying in.
there are more but those the ones that just came up by my head.
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I'm sorry to hear of your regret, Patrick, but don't despair! It's not too late for you to fuck all the way off. 

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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
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czech said: One time I booted up with a spore syringe from earths tongue, I used extracted poppy seed opium and I think I accidentally got a poppy seed abcess.
I once spawned some cubensis grain into a wood chip substrate.

Tried straightening out wires of an electrical cable that was plugged into a 240v mains socket, plugged in, and live...and I'm still alive! Beer though eh.
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#23992002 - 01/08/17 10:13 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Losing my car, not going into details A certain felony, I plea the 5th
Past those two incidents, it would be various instances where I turned down one beautiful woman or another for no good reason
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
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I've done so many dumb things I can't really count them. I mean when I was 16 I stole and flipped my dad's jeep when he was out of town... that was pretty dumb. I've done far stupider things though- back when I was like 23 I grew pounds of mushrooms in my closet when I moved back home- my parents never bothered me, treated me as though I was renting the room out so there wasn't much suspicion, but still really dumb to put my parents in legal jeopardy like that, probably stupider than the jeep.
Uhm, I bought a $15,000 SUV and I took out a $5,000 loan to do it- I love my Xterra but holy hell all that money could have paid for months of rent and a year of tuition, not to mention putting myself in debt with it.
I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax. People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick]
#23992059 - 01/08/17 10:37 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Maverick said: I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax. People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.
Jesus wept a dogs bollock, geezer, your lucky you didn't wake up with a Bobbit! Or should we say, without one.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick]
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Maverick said: I've done so many dumb things I can't really count them. I mean when I was 16 I stole and flipped my dad's jeep when he was out of town... that was pretty dumb. I've done far stupider things though- back when I was like 23 I grew pounds of mushrooms in my closet when I moved back home- my parents never bothered me, treated me as though I was renting the room out so there wasn't much suspicion, but still really dumb to put my parents in legal jeopardy like that, probably stupider than the jeep.
Uhm, I bought a $15,000 SUV and I took out a $5,000 loan to do it- I love my Xterra but holy hell all that money could have paid for months of rent and a year of tuition, not to mention putting myself in debt with it.
I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax. People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.
Wait, who was the guy that threw half a lb of PE into a firepit cause his gf went bonkers? That wasn;t you too right?
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Blacked out on 2mg of xanax and alcohol (I only had like 3 shots, horrible fucking idea), in my stupor ate all 16mg of xanax I had, and 7 grams of shrooms. Woke up butt ass naked in the woods still high as fuck 16 hours later 4 miles away from my house. How I wasn't arrested I don't know.
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#23993427 - 01/08/17 07:08 PM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I tried to open a close door once.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23993462 - 01/08/17 07:22 PM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Blacked out on 2mg of xanax and alcohol (I only had like 3 shots, horrible fucking idea), in my stupor ate all 16mg of xanax I had, and 7 grams of shrooms. Woke up butt ass naked in the woods still high as fuck 16 hours later 4 miles away from my house. How I wasn't arrested I don't know.
I bet that was a real fun walk home..
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Amanita86]
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I once shot a loud gun a bunch of times with no ear protection. I was pretty deaf for like 2 weeks. I think my ears are mostly healed now though
After that I can't take guns in movies seriously, with people shooting away and not giving a shit about their ear drums getting blown out
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: trees]
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trees said: I once shot a loud gun a bunch of times with no ear protection. I was pretty deaf for like 2 weeks. I think my ears are mostly healed now though
After that I can't take guns in movies seriously, with people shooting away and not giving a shit about their ear drums getting blown out
Were you inside or outside?
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: PreparationH]
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deucedbi9 said: Jesus wept a dogs bollock, geezer, your lucky you didn't wake up with a Bobbit! Or should we say, without one. 
Weren't my damn kids. She was fertile long before I knew her.
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No, thank god.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: spirit_shadow]
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Outside. Probably would have been even worse inside
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stapled the center of my palm with an industrial stapler because I thought it was empty/didn't work and clapped it against my other hand in a dramatic flourish to punctuate my reply when someone asked why I was looking for a stapler if I was already holding one.
We had two and one didn't work - I was building a set at my work and this had been a huge source of frustration for me throughout the day so after I stapled my hand first I turned away from the people I was talking to with and I was standing and staring wide eyed with my jaw on the floor at the inch long staple in my palm, then I ran into the costume shop without a word and excitedly told my coworker(who shared my frustrations that day) that the stapler was working again excitedly with a smile and tears streaming down my face.
Never lived it down.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Amanita86]
#23993638 - 01/08/17 08:12 PM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I ate a sheet of those coricidin pills once and they started kicking in so I ate another sheet... started to drift and my mind got occupied so I decided to eat a second sheet.... yeah that math doesn't add up, whoops. I got fuckin' trainwrecked. You're only 14 once right, why not..
Some friends in high school ate too many coricidin pills one time and called 911 because they thought they were dying. Paramedics took em to the hospital and everything
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Coricidin can actually kill in high enough doses
Terrible choice if one is trying to get high on DXM
I'd say the gel caps with just DXM would be the best choice short of DXM crystals, but DXM sucks anyway so yea don't bother
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#23993751 - 01/08/17 08:45 PM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: Losing my car, not going into details
Don't worry we've all seen the documentary about it.
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xbloodwhipx said: Blacked out on 2mg of xanax and alcohol (I only had like 3 shots, horrible fucking idea), in my stupor ate all 16mg of xanax I had, and 7 grams of shrooms. Woke up butt ass naked in the woods still high as fuck 16 hours later 4 miles away from my house. How I wasn't arrested I don't know.
I bet that was a real fun walk home..

Thats the worst part. I drove there. I would never drive under the influence of any benzos or alcohol, so I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I was on this little road that cut through the woods. Passed out next to my vehicle on the side of the road. I have no idea how long I was laying there, because I blacked out after like 40 minutes and the other 16 or so hours are just missing from my memory. God knows what the fuck happened that day.
Left the keys in the ignition, thankfully turned my truck off and didnt lock my doors. Also, thankfully, no one stole my vehicle.
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Growing weed then taking a cutting with me to an illegal outdoor rave and getting caught by the cops.
Being afraid to lose my virginity "too early" when i was a teen.
Injecting spores into PF jars minutes after steam sterilizing.
Wearing big pants with no belt.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Gave myself nerve damage from nitrous use due to B12 depletion. Still recovering one week after abstention and hoping this won't be permanent. Fuuuuuuuuck
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Acidreamer]
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to many dumb things to list. and to many more to come.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Acidreamer]
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i ate 2 boxes of coricidin once jugged down with mountian dew code red. and me and my friend did 1 box of cor everyday for like a month. i dont know how we didnt die. also did 1.5g of dxm extract. it was really clean feeling but physically fried me. i was numb for months/years after.
i also tried to smash and grab beer from a 7/11 and get-a-way in a car that couldnt go in reverse. i peeled out of the parking lot being chased and turned into a one way street/dead end and i turned down an embankment and drove across 4 lanes of busy traffic. i got away...
also not telling my wife i was about to nut right in her face when she wasnt expecting it. she has quite the right hook on her.
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Probably smoke cannabis for the first time.
Sincerest apologies to smokers and legalization advocates but I became instantly schizophrenic. Before that, was probably a prodromal schizophrenia. I was a weird kid but god damn was I insane after those couple of hits. Why I kept smoking occasionally is simply a testament to how insane I had become.

Smartest thing was take mushrooms. LOL. Great experience, even though I was schizophrenic. Eventually, I believe, the mushroom led to my strange regenerative abilities and subsequent recovery from schizophrenia and other problems by putting me into contact with the Divine.
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Repertoire89 said: Losing my car, not going into details
Don't worry we've all seen the documentary about it.
lol I've lost my car before too but it was possibly even dumber because I lost it for a couple of days. To be fair, I live in a city and I was on the train 4-6 times a day between two jobs and the few times I'd drag my ass out to class. Parking is a pain in the ass around here and even though that neighborhood was one of the better ones to try to park in here sometimes I had to park half a mile away and for some reason I was terrible at remembering to actually look at which street I parked on so it wasn't all that strange when I noticed my car wasn't where I thought I had parked it one day while walking to my house from the subway in order to change before going to work...in fact it was so normal to me, and I was so busy and didn't feel like wandering around trying to remember where the fuck I parked that I decided I'd just walk down the street next to it on that same stop home before work the next day.
It took 3 or 4 days of me taking different streets home from the train station during that brief break in my day to finally conclude that it was stolen.
After: One call to work to explain I'd be late because my car was stolen and I had to report it, One call to my police district Two 911 calls(police district told me I HAD to call 911 for dispatch...4 hours later I hesitantly called again because my shift at my job was almost fucking over at that point) 30 seconds with two grumpy ass cops who typed my VIN into a computer...
turns out it got towed.
It was legally parked. I live in Philly where tow companies have violent turf wars and will literally hook your car and move it into an illegal spot nearby so they can tow it. The city's finally addressing it, a few years too late for my poor subaru tho
I do a lot of dumb shit, but it's usually fairly trivial and ditsy shit that just makes my life moderately more annoying for a couple days.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Acidreamer]
#23994692 - 01/09/17 09:40 AM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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Acidreamer said: Gave myself nerve damage from nitrous use due to B12 depletion. Still recovering one week after abstention and hoping this won't be permanent. Fuuuuuuuuck
I got addicted to nitrous and was using a whip cream dispenser.
Well one night in a parking lot the nitrous went thru the hose i attached and the pressure really started hurting my ears. Felt like they were gunna blow out.
After that i quit nitrous for awhile. I was pretty addicted at the time as i didnt have a weed connect and nitrous was my alternative to that.
That ear pain was awful
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Repertoire89 said: Losing my car, not going into details
Don't worry we've all seen the documentary about it.
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A couple nights ago i took a cartridge of nitrous out of my dispenser and it turns out it had frozen. In a couple seconds it thawed and a little gas came spraying out.
In my intoxicated state i tried to inhaile the gas that came out and it shot ice down my throat. It was so cold. It felt colder than water ice. It was closer to dry ice. It took a while to melt too i was just there with it in my throat. Then i touched the cartridge to my lips by accident and they stuck to it and i pulled it off. It was a whole situation.
Another time i stood up to go get more cartridges or something while i was holding one in and i came to on the ground.
These are recent. Im sure ive done shit that was more stupid but i cant recall it all.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23994870 - 01/09/17 11:05 AM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Blacked out on 2mg of xanax and alcohol (I only had like 3 shots, horrible fucking idea), in my stupor ate all 16mg of xanax I had, and 7 grams of shrooms. Woke up butt ass naked in the woods still high as fuck 16 hours later 4 miles away from my house.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: BANANA.MAN]
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It didn't shoot ice into your throat. It literally burned your throat with the liquid nitrogen. Those high pressure liquids become so cold upon contact with air they will cold burn your flesh. I burned myself with liquid propane once from a leaky propane tank, that shit really hurts.
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Yeah I done got some cold burns once or twice Used to leaving ice packs on my balls to deal with the heat out here
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
#23994946 - 01/09/17 11:39 AM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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Probably the times I drove home so drunk that I didn't even remember it. I don't do that thing anymore though because I'm getting too old for prison.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: SoloTrip] 1
#23994980 - 01/09/17 11:47 AM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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I used to drive an hour up to rhode island to buy bath salts and would shoot it up on the way home while driving. I would go through red lights and shit. Very stupid. I did this about 5 times
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: SoloTrip]
#23995009 - 01/09/17 11:55 AM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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Girls 
Drugwise it was probably binging on benzos and trama with alcohol apart from the blackouts it made me stop coming to this site for a while lol
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: trees]
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trees said: It didn't shoot ice into your throat. It literally burned your throat with the liquid nitrogen. Those high pressure liquids become so cold upon contact with air they will cold burn your flesh. I burned myself with liquid propane once from a leaky propane tank, that shit really hurts.
Its nitrous oxide not nitrogen.
Solid ice shot out. I felt it hit my teeth. And it has never happend before but it happend multiple times the other day so i think it was already cold from being outside and when it got punctured it just froze. I geuss it could have been liquid that shot out but im pretty sure it stopped coming out because it was frozen. Thats why i took it out and thatd why it didnt spray right away when i took it out.
Its like when I shoot full auto on my co2 airsoft uzi. It shoots so fast that the co2 freezes in the cartridge and i have to let it thaw to get the last few shots or else it leaks out when i replace the cartridge.
Or if you play paintball with co2 sometimes dry ice forms and fucks everything up.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: BANANA.MAN]
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Nitrous has always sounded like a neat drug.
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To me it sounds like it'll damage your brain. Never done it before, kinda don't want to
Depleting b12 from too much nitrous oxide can cause permenant nerve damage in the brain. Myleoneuropathy. Also oxygen depravation to damage the brain by cell death.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: trees]
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trees said: To me it sounds like it'll damage your brain. Never done it before, kinda don't want to
It doesnt. Many inhailants are bad like duster and shit. Nitrous is used by dentistsas a general anaesthetic. Its only dangerous if you fall down and hit your head (like i probably did) or dont get enough oxyen. It can also cause a b12 deficiency when you abuse it but that can be fixed with supplementation.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23995220 - 01/09/17 01:18 PM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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I just read that you should not do too many hits in a row as that is when it becomes damaging. Otherwise it is safe for average people
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: trees]
#23995306 - 01/09/17 01:44 PM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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You just have to take some of deep breaths between whippets and dont hold them for more than 45 seconds. I hold my breath that long if not a bit longer when i swim and thats while being physically active and using up oxygen.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: trees]
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trees said: I just read that you should not do too many hits in a row as that is when it becomes damaging. Otherwise it is safe for average people
Nitrous becomes dangerous when u abuse it repeatadly (over and over) or accidents like freezer burn or not enough oxygen.
Of course, its kinda tough to use nitrous "responsibly" as it is quite addicting
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Zombi3]
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: dodgem]
#23997069 - 01/10/17 12:28 AM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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Injecting fentanyl without looking up what an appropriate dose would be. Some old junkie lady gave me a hint on how to do it but not how much to do. I figured out the rest on my own.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: dodgem]
#23997370 - 01/10/17 05:58 AM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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dodgem said: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23934286
I completely forgot about that thread 
Ive made similiar threads like that too. I made one called Overall, how was your 2016 year? and Asante made one called "Highlights of 2016" or something.
Talk about a dumb thing to do! The irony is just delicious.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23997541 - 01/10/17 08:17 AM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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Good lord I have alot too say here. Let's start by being dragged naked by a snowmobile.that hurt more than I expected
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You did that without consulting the shroomery too? I'm sure there's tons of advice on some of the boards for that.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: pirate-blues]
#23997768 - 01/10/17 10:20 AM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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pirate-blues said: It was legally parked. I live in Philly where tow companies have violent turf wars and will literally hook your car and move it into an illegal spot nearby so they can tow it. The city's finally addressing it, a few years too late for my poor subaru tho
whhaat? ive never heard of this in 6years. sounds reasonable tho. what part of philly?
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
#23998150 - 01/10/17 12:50 PM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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tried opiates
another thing that i cant speak of.
theres alot...
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Apostle]
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make dis post.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: mushboy]
#23998876 - 01/10/17 05:34 PM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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pirate-blues said: It was legally parked. I live in Philly where tow companies have violent turf wars and will literally hook your car and move it into an illegal spot nearby so they can tow it. The city's finally addressing it, a few years too late for my poor subaru tho
whhaat? ive never heard of this in 6years. sounds reasonable tho. what part of philly?
round 46th street station by the el in west philly. I was coming in from out of the city one day and had to go directly to work which was in center city - I was living a bit south of there closer to baltimore park/spruce hill but figured it'd be easier and faster to find parking by the el and just head to work directly.
http://www.seattletimes.com/business/towing-turf-war-in-philly-leads-to-shootings-fire/
http://6abc.com/news/council-votes-to-crack-down-on-rogue-tow-truck-drivers/1646189/
and yeah lol, sometimes philly can be a bit of a parody of itself huh
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick]
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Canadian Jesus said: Injecting fentanyl without looking up what an appropriate dose would be. Some old junkie lady gave me a hint on how to do it but not how much to do. I figured out the rest on my own.
You did that without consulting the shroomery too? I'm sure there's tons of advice on some of the boards for that.
I had no idea the shroomery existed back then. I also wasn't using the internet a whole lot either.
Another completely retarded thing that I have done is driving while tripping out on 2.5g shrooms. I didn't want to, but the girl I was with convinced me it was perfectly safe and a good idea to go and drive to another town to pick up oxycontin while tripping out.
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Yeah Ive been in the car with drivers who were tripping, pretty shitty idea 
At least near the peak
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
#23999534 - 01/10/17 09:08 PM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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i drove home from ozzfest 2005 on 6g of shrooms. got the 2 other trippers home in one piece. sometimes you just have to zen through it bruh.
ps. id never ever do that again.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: mushboy]
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I haven't done TONs of stupid shit but certainly my fair share.
Here's some I can remember though.. and to give some context most everything
Whitewatered a class 5 with dangerous high levels added onto the almost certain death of the nature of class 5 whitewater. Literally means the most dangerous whitewater you are allowed to get permits to attempt. To this day from ages 18-23 my pain has got continually worse. Then last year I totaled my car and even worse made my injuries a lot worse.
They gave me 6 physical therapy sessions and that's it! I've been begging for a MRI because my right shoulder gives out with a lot of pain at least a few times every month.Right this moment I have an amazing family,entertainment, I'm so blessed . However pain all around my spine and occipital nueraligia I was diagnosed with cuts through everything and makes me very anti social,agitated and just so hard to enjoy anything at all. I hope I get outta this rut someday.
Shoplifting Fronting someone 500 methadone(or maybe even methadone & Xanax) lost thousands.
Mailing something like 70 Xanax bars for A lot of weed and getting nothing in return .
Met a classy chick right after I was extremely religious and I was still in the mentality of a long term relationship. Should've kept that to myself.
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Yeah never loan anything without a contract unless you're willing to lose it, obviously you cant make an illicit contract, so never front drugs unless you're willing to lose them
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
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Benzos sux anyway
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
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So pretty much don't front drugs then except pot I'm a pothead and I understand that
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Yeah, I'll lend $100 without a contract because its not a big deal, but thats it
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
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I've lent alost a grand before. Not a dime back.
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lending money is just a bad idea.
They either forget to pay u back or say "i didnt take your money!" or "i already paid u!".
Bad situation. The most i ever loan is like $20-30, and i know it aint coming back...
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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The 2nd time i ever took mushrooms i was 17 and drove 20 minutes to a mcdonalds where i found myself tripping while smoking a ciggarette, eating a cheeseburger, and driving with my knees in the pouring rain.
Good times
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Hahaha I leaned over when sat on a midi bed, lost my balance then fell and landed on the drawers opposite the bed with my chin, and needed to call for help cos I couldn't move due to the angle I was stuck in  My chin was real bruised after lolol
when I was 18 mate passed me three pills and took three themself, so I took em and then found out I took 90mg morphine strangest night of my life lol. So weird. Then I vomited after it all. Consequently ive never tried any kind of opiate again that was enough for me lol.
In fact, first time I took acid I had no clue what it was til after, I was really dumb as a teenager haha!
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threw a banana skin at an unrestrained howler monkey while maintaining eye contact, if there hadn't been a bunch of Thai dudes with long whipping sticks close by I probably wouldn't have a nose or a dick right now. The fear and panic in the eyes of the trainers when they saw what I was doing still gives me chills
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: xzylocybin]
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I've done alot of dumb shit too and unfortunately most of it isn't fun.
But there is one silly thing I do every now and then is go looking for my glasses, picking up stuff, looking in the bed sheets, in my car, in the floor.... Only to realize I can actually see all of this stuff clearly.... My glasses are on my face...
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: CookieCrumbs]
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One dumb thing I do is hangout with dumb people, usually I filter them out after 1 or 2 sessions, but one is more than enough.
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Registering to this site and wasting time on it has been one of the biggest dumbest actions of my entire life. Its beem so much valuble time wasted for nothing. If shroomery didn't exist for me i might be a few steps further in life probably
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
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You should improve your dolt ass reading comprehension. You must have failed that part of you highschool SAT's
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The internet in a nutshell. It's definitely a mixed bag. So much free information, but so many trifling, shallow, flashy wastes of time as well...
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The dumbest thing I've ever done? Jeez, so many to choose from, but I still like where I'm at so...
Hm, probably probably taking 'the easy way out' in my 20's and not working or studying harder so I'd have true economic freedom in my 30's.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Deathby69]
#24001536 - 01/11/17 03:24 PM (7 years, 19 days ago) |
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Smoked cigarettes for 10 years or so. Without a doubt that tops the list.
Stood on train tracks dilly dallying on my phone and almost got run over by an amway
Oded on muscle relaxers and beer almost killing myself
Rode a moped the wrong way on a freeway late at night with no lights on, don't think I had a helmet either, but really it wouldn't have helped if I got hit hehe
had unprotected sex with a girl who told me she had unprotected sex with someone who was hiv positive. Somehow tested clean years later.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: ManianFH]
#24003193 - 01/12/17 05:37 AM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Playing video games so many wasted hours
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Tried driving on lsd. Thought i was sober. Ran out of gas and tried to push car from the back until car took off down hill. Me chasing and screaming for car to stop.
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Me and my buddy tried that on mushrooms once a long time ago. He backed out of his driveway and pulled over in front of the house and said I need to drive. I made it another 20 feet or so and we left the car on the side of the road and went in and called for a ride.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: moonrockmushy]
#24008078 - 01/13/17 07:11 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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When I was a kid a did a lot of random stupid shot
Nothing too bad but a few that come to mind are:
Riding my bike directly into the sidewalk curb, no idea why. Hit my nuts on the handlebar I think 
Another time I was biking down a hill and grabbed a small tree branch and impulsively stuck it through my front tire I wanted to watch it snap or something, it was too thick though and my front tire suddenly stopped and I did a small front wheel stand before the stick either broke or I pulled it back out.
My friend lived in the country for awhile and he had a big steep gravel driveway. Well sometimes we would take his little brothers tricycle and wagons and stuff to race down the hill. There was a sudden turn at the bottom so we either had to slow down or turn or fall off the edge towards a pond. No one ever got hurt too bad but it was not the safest
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: musiclover420]
#24008092 - 01/13/17 07:19 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Honestly the shit I did when I was a kid was so dumb, but I hate to even think about it. I also made the mistake of riding a bike and just wondering what will happen if a throw a stick in the spokes, I did a full faceplant tho.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: musiclover420]
#24008196 - 01/13/17 08:10 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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musiclover420 said: Riding my bike directly into the sidewalk curb, no idea why. Hit my nuts on the handlebar I think 
I did something similar.. I had just gotten a new TREK BMX bike, chrome. Dope as fuck and was going to ride to my buddy's place. I hopped on and was looking down admiring my new prize and cranked the pedal and rode directly into my dad's truck. I thought it was in the garage. I slammed into the front quarter panel with my chest and couldn't breath for about 20 seconds.
Another time I was riding on a bike trail behind 2 friends and my brother and saw a branch sticking out from the side of the trail so I decided I would kick it to break it back into the woods but it didn't break and ended up snagging my shoe lace spinning me into a 180 and throwing me off my bike into a nice chest slide. It was a dumbass move in hindsight.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: moonrockmushy]
#24008229 - 01/13/17 08:35 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: Honestly the shit I did when I was a kid was so dumb, but I hate to even think about it. I also made the mistake of riding a bike and just wondering what will happen if a throw a stick in the spokes, I did a full faceplant tho.
Glad I am not the only one at least! I am lucky I didn't faceplant myself.
Was going down a windy hill too so it would have been bad.
Another time I had a bike with a broken seat. It would come loose and flip back so the narrow front part would point up. Normally I would just push it back down but one time I was going over a bump and the jolt bounced me up and when I landed back down the seat had flipped up and it jabbed my ass really hard.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: musiclover420]
#24008242 - 01/13/17 08:42 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Nice.. I was switching some things out on one of my bikes, one of which was the seat post. I guess I lost track of things and didn't tighten down the seat well enough so when I was riding down the neighbor's driveway (where a fine shiela lived, and was sun bathing on the front porch) the seat flipped back and I just fell off the back of the bike going about 4mph..
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Amanita86]
#24008292 - 01/13/17 09:18 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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The first time I smoked crack by myself, I didn't have any Brillo and used 000 steel wool instead. Because it was so fine, as the rock melted, as I hit it, the steel wool slipped down the stem, and the burning rock and searing hot steel wool got stuck at the back of my throat. It took some (panicked) heavy coughing to get it out. The next day I showed the big swollen blister at the back of my throat to my tweaker friends at work, and they laughing their ass off at me.
> noob crack head move
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
#24008310 - 01/13/17 09:31 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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RJ Tubs 202 said: The first time I smoked crack by myself, I didn't have any Brillo and used 000 steel wool instead. Because it was so fine, as the rock melted, as I hit it, the steel wool slipped down the stem, and the burning rock and searing hot steel wool got stuck at the back of my throat. It took some (panicked) heavy coughing to get it out. The next day I showed the big swollen blister at the back of my throat to my tweaker friends at work, and they laughing their ass off at me.
> noob crack head move
So this was dumber than smoking crack in the first place?
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
#24008317 - 01/13/17 09:37 PM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Maybe not.
I got smart and did it right after that.
We all learn from our mistakes.
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#24008321 - 01/13/17 09:40 PM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Some people never learn
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: RJ Tubs 202] 1
#24008327 - 01/13/17 09:44 PM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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I was extracting some freon from an a/c unit into a large trash bag back in the day and my thumb hit the freon coming out and I got a gnarly freeze blister on my thumb. Hella bad.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: xzylocybin]
#24008336 - 01/13/17 09:53 PM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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xzylocybin said: threw a banana skin at an unrestrained howler monkey while maintaining eye contact, if there hadn't been a bunch of Thai dudes with long whipping sticks close by I probably wouldn't have a nose or a dick right now. The fear and panic in the eyes of the trainers when they saw what I was doing still gives me chills
I was scrolling just to find a comment like this. Thank you
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Brain Fart]
#24008399 - 01/13/17 10:47 PM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Tonight I'm going to go drive around the city of Portland, OR, while it's all iced up, just to pass the time.
This qualifies as extremely stupid, because people here can't drive and that means someone might wreck into me.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
#24008722 - 01/14/17 02:12 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Overdosed on Benadryl
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick] 1
#24008726 - 01/14/17 02:14 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Maverick said: Tonight I'm going to go drive around the city of Portland, OR, while it's all iced up, just to pass the time.
This qualifies as extremely stupid, because people here can't drive and that means someone might wreck into me.
Not only that, but hipsters may wreck into you for the sake of selfies. Trust no one.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Sanguin3] 4
#24013905 - 01/16/17 07:28 AM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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forgot I had off work because it's a national holiday and went in early and sat by myself for a lil while.
oh wait that was today.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: pirate-blues]
#24013942 - 01/16/17 07:53 AM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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pirate-blues said: forgot I had off work because it's a national holiday and went in early and sat by myself for a lil while.
oh wait that was today.
I lol'd. Well at least it must have been a pleasant surprise when you came to the realization that you got the rest of the day off today
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: pirate-blues]
#24013973 - 01/16/17 08:16 AM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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What national holiday do you guys have today?
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: psi] 1
#24014007 - 01/16/17 08:26 AM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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MLK Day
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: pirate-blues]
#24014020 - 01/16/17 08:33 AM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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that sucks. Pretty funny though.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Niffla]
#24015205 - 01/16/17 04:19 PM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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Niffla said: MLK Day
OK, yeah they were playing a speech of his on the radio today.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: psi]
#24015241 - 01/16/17 04:31 PM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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One time when I was really out of it on nitrous I tried smoking a joint from the wrong side and lit the paper crutch before looking closely and realizing 
Another time I rolled a spliff for my ex and she did the same thing except she was pretty much sober 
To be fair I don't think she smoked too many joints or had seen many crutches but as a cig smoker I was surprised she didn't notice...
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: musiclover420]
#24015453 - 01/16/17 06:11 PM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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The dumbest thing I've ever done was prolly when I smoked my first cigarette
I had no idea that tobacco would end up haunting my soul for so many years
Well I mean I guess I had an idea of it, we were all told how bad smoking was for us and yet I chose to start doing it anyway cuz that's what the cool kids were doing at the time
I guess I just didn't really believe it could hold that kind of power over me
Oh how naive I was
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#24015475 - 01/16/17 06:20 PM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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Crawled out the vagina...
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or swam to the egg? how far back can you go man?
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick]
#24015594 - 01/16/17 07:10 PM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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Maverick said: I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax. People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.
Fuck man isn't that how it always goes?
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: pirate-blues]
#24015704 - 01/16/17 07:46 PM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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pirate-blues said: forgot I had off work because it's a national holiday and went in early and sat by myself for a lil while.
oh wait that was today.

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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#24015774 - 01/16/17 08:14 PM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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I'm not going to say because it will be used against me.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: SARAtonin]
#24015811 - 01/16/17 08:29 PM (7 years, 14 days ago) |
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That thing with the joint being lit backwards just reminded me. More than once on shrooms I have lit cigarettes backwards and smoked the whole thing (filter and all). Now that can't be healthy. I didn't realize until my fingers started burning lol.
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Probably shooting coke and meth mixed in the same shot, about a 1/4 of each. (many many years ago, I don't play that way anymore)
Also driving on X on an icy day. Tried to switch lanes on a bridge and did 2 360's and came to rest inches from the siderail! Buying coke in NOLA (2001) at 3am
Buying coke on Colfax in CO (1995) at 3am
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#24019553 - 01/18/17 10:13 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Buying drugs in sketchy murderous areas at night is definitely one of my dumbest things ever too. I could have died one of the nights when a shoot out occurred not even 30 feet away from me between 2 gangstery black guys that were fighting. One of them actually got shot in that moment too
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: trees]
#24019614 - 01/18/17 10:39 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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I was in the 9th ward back in NOLA.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#24019660 - 01/18/17 11:06 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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what was it like to shoot coke & meth at the same time? That sounds hella intense
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
#24019670 - 01/18/17 11:11 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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I once stuck nails in an electrical outlet, holding them each in one hand... that was real smart.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Sheekle]
#24019711 - 01/18/17 11:28 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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well it is vague, lol. The coke would wear off and then I would have an intense speed euphoria so I got rushes off both consecutively. I was doing a bit of both of them at the time so I had a bit of a tolerance. I don't remember doing it more than a couple of times. As much as I did I was still pretty much a lightweight thank goodness. Coke was my fave shot, glad those days are long gone! I was probably 26-28yo. Very private, never shot with anyone else, always fresh rigs, dated a diabetic so I stole her rigs.
I ended up letting her find them in my possession (when we were buying some crack or smoking it, IDR) so she would get mad at me and make me quit, fucked up times. It all lasted maybe 5-7 years.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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