Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: North Spore Bulk Substrate   Myyco.com Isolated Cubensis Liquid Culture For Sale   Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures   MagicBag.co Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags   Sporeworks.EU Spores for European Microscopy   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |  [ show all ]
the dumbest thing you've ever done * 1
    #23991449 -

One time I booted up with a spore syringe from earths tongue, I used extracted poppy seed opium and I think I accidentally got a poppy seed abcess.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
    #23991451 -

bad fuckin a


--------------------
How do you know but ev’ry Bird that cuts the airy way,
Is an immense world of delight, clos’d by your senses five?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech] * 12
    #23991471 -

Join this website

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 4
    #23991579 -

Sorry, I don't admit felonies on the internet


--------------------
My cultivation guide.  How anyone can grow mushrooms. 

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23991605 -

I took 1260mg of DXM and an unconfirmed fuckton of guaifenisen in time-release capsules once

I don't recommend trying it

I felt like some sort of retarded zombie robot thing for over 24 hours


--------------------

Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #23991610 -

I ate a sheet of those coricidin pills once and they started kicking in so I ate another sheet... started to drift and my mind got occupied so I decided to eat a second sheet.... yeah that math doesn't add up, whoops.  I got fuckin' trainwrecked.  You're only 14 once right, why not..


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Amanita86] * 3
    #23991644 -

I don't remember the dumbest thing I've ever done, one thing that comes to mind is when I made poppy tea out of a whole bunch of plants then evaporated the water and tried eating a small amount. I waited maybe 30 mins nothing happened so I figured I fucked it up and ate the rest (slightly larger than a golf ball). It felt great that night, but the next morning I had the worst hangover of my life.

Another time I was in a shitty mood, I had about 150mg of valium, I looked up the L.D.50 which was more than what I had and ended up eating them all. My sister was hanging out with me, she said I stood up, staggered and fell smacking my head on one of my fish tanks. She said she dragged me over to the bed and I kept telling her not to call an ambulance so she didn't.

I also cut my self with a chainsaw after years of using it. I know what to do and what not to do, but I was tired and the chain was dull, I was up on a mountain a ways from my truck and it was also low on gas. Lucky it only cut through fatty tissue, no muscle or bone.

Another time after drinking a bunch of cough syrup I decided to drive up the nearest mountain which is very curvy with narrow roads. Plus the DXM gave me tunnel vision, I pretty much had no peripheral. Then when I got up the I just laid down in my truck with my feet out the window, looking up at the roof :facepalm:


--------------------
Vegetation has crawled for miles towards the cities. It is waiting. Once the city is dead, the vegetation will cover it, will climb over the stones, grip them, search them, make them burst with its long black pincers; it will blind the holes and let its green paws hang over everything.
—Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Chemical Addiction] * 1
    #23991668 -

Texted while driving/ driving under the influence. Learned my lesson


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Psyche delics]
    #23991692 -

Start drinking.
Not stopping being an asshole
Join this website
Torment people for the sake of tormenting people
Having low self esteem in my teenage years.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Patlal]
    #23991796 -

too many to list


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Patlal] * 9
    #23991848 -

Patlal said:
Join this website


I'm sorry to hear of your regret, Patrick, but don't despair!  It's not too late for you to fuck all the way off. :thumbup:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23991859 -

running naked in the street while tripping on acid for the first time in my life without knowing anything about it and its effect and i was in another city not my home place.

taking shit tons of cocaine and alcohol, ending up blacking out only to find next day that i have wrecked the place we were staying in.

there are more but those the ones that just came up by my head.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23991941 -

Burke Dennings said:
Patlal said:
Join this website


I'm sorry to hear of your regret, Patrick, but don't despair!  It's not too late for you to fuck all the way off. :thumbup:


:lolsy:

Thanks man. You know how to make someone feel welcome.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
    #23991980 -

czech said:
One time I booted up with a spore syringe from earths tongue, I used extracted poppy seed opium and I think I accidentally got a poppy seed abcess.


I once spawned some cubensis grain into a wood chip substrate.


Tried straightening out wires of an electrical cable that was plugged into a 240v mains socket, plugged in, and live...and I'm still alive! Beer though eh. :nonono:


--------------------
whether low pressure sucks or high pressure blows...
it's a bugger to cycle in.

even though I'm feeling good
Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #23992002 -

Losing my car, not going into details
A certain felony, I plea the 5th

Past those two incidents, it would be various instances where I turned down one beautiful woman or another for no good reason

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23992027 -

I've done so many dumb things I can't really count them.  I mean when I was 16 I stole and flipped my dad's jeep when he was out of town... that was pretty dumb.  I've done far stupider things though- back when I was like 23 I grew pounds of mushrooms in my closet when I moved back home- my parents never bothered me, treated me as though I was renting the room out so there wasn't much suspicion, but still really dumb to put my parents in legal jeopardy like that, probably stupider than the jeep.


Uhm, I bought a $15,000 SUV and I took out a $5,000 loan to do it- I love my Xterra but holy hell all that money could have paid for months of rent and a year of tuition, not to mention putting myself in debt with it.


I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax.  People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.


--------------------
OP is now RP!  Read about it here!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick]
    #23992059 -

Maverick said:
I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax.  People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.



Jesus wept a dogs bollock, geezer, your lucky you didn't wake up with a Bobbit!
Or should we say, without one. :eek:


--------------------
whether low pressure sucks or high pressure blows...
it's a bugger to cycle in.

even though I'm feeling good
Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick]
    #23992065 -

Maverick said:
I've done so many dumb things I can't really count them.  I mean when I was 16 I stole and flipped my dad's jeep when he was out of town... that was pretty dumb.  I've done far stupider things though- back when I was like 23 I grew pounds of mushrooms in my closet when I moved back home- my parents never bothered me, treated me as though I was renting the room out so there wasn't much suspicion, but still really dumb to put my parents in legal jeopardy like that, probably stupider than the jeep.


Uhm, I bought a $15,000 SUV and I took out a $5,000 loan to do it- I love my Xterra but holy hell all that money could have paid for months of rent and a year of tuition, not to mention putting myself in debt with it.


I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax.  People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.


Wait, who was the guy that threw half a lb of PE into a firepit cause his gf went bonkers?  That wasn;t you too right?


--------------------
My cultivation guide.  How anyone can grow mushrooms. 

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech] * 1
    #23993408 -

Meth

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: RobZombie68] * 4
    #23993416 -

Blacked out on 2mg of xanax and alcohol (I only had like 3 shots, horrible fucking idea), in my stupor ate all 16mg of xanax I had, and 7 grams of shrooms. Woke up butt ass naked in the woods still high as fuck 16 hours later 4 miles away from my house. How I wasn't arrested I don't know.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |  [ show all ]

Shop: North Spore Bulk Substrate   Myyco.com Isolated Cubensis Liquid Culture For Sale   Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures   MagicBag.co Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags   Sporeworks.EU Spores for European Microscopy   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Funny guy at the skatepark yesterday. YouEnjoyMyself 2,053 11 07/26/04 12:24 AM
by YouEnjoyMyself
* I got my phone jacked today at the skatepark hoopershroomer 975 7 08/27/08 09:58 PM
by natehimself
* who shreds the bowl at there local skatepark lovi 541 6 07/17/10 04:27 AM
by Shins
* XBOX 360, PS3, Nintendo Revolution
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )		 bf6 9,946 96 09/26/05 10:22 PM
by sh0e
* What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? RandalFlagg 2,679 19 03/27/05 11:50 PM
by RandalFlagg
* Shit you've lost or done while on Xanax.
( 1 2 all )		 Flux 7,070 23 01/07/04 09:21 AM
by Twista
* Memorable quotes from people you've met ToTheSummit 1,894 10 01/26/03 07:02 PM
by TekNut
* I've been away... its me Kriz MaskedMulatto 1,394 7 03/12/03 07:16 AM
by Purple_Voyage

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,652 topic views. 5 members, 561 guests and 144 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.032 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 18 queries.