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#23991449 - 01/08/17 12:53 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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One time I booted up with a spore syringe from earths tongue, I used extracted poppy seed opium and I think I accidentally got a poppy seed abcess.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
#23991451 - 01/08/17 12:55 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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bad fuckin a
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#23991471 - 01/08/17 01:17 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I took 1260mg of DXM and an unconfirmed fuckton of guaifenisen in time-release capsules once
I don't recommend trying it
I felt like some sort of retarded zombie robot thing for over 24 hours
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: OhMrJohnson] 2
#23991610 - 01/08/17 04:30 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I ate a sheet of those coricidin pills once and they started kicking in so I ate another sheet... started to drift and my mind got occupied so I decided to eat a second sheet.... yeah that math doesn't add up, whoops. I got fuckin' trainwrecked. You're only 14 once right, why not..
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Amanita86] 3
#23991644 - 01/08/17 05:26 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I don't remember the dumbest thing I've ever done, one thing that comes to mind is when I made poppy tea out of a whole bunch of plants then evaporated the water and tried eating a small amount. I waited maybe 30 mins nothing happened so I figured I fucked it up and ate the rest (slightly larger than a golf ball). It felt great that night, but the next morning I had the worst hangover of my life.
Another time I was in a shitty mood, I had about 150mg of valium, I looked up the L.D.50 which was more than what I had and ended up eating them all. My sister was hanging out with me, she said I stood up, staggered and fell smacking my head on one of my fish tanks. She said she dragged me over to the bed and I kept telling her not to call an ambulance so she didn't.
I also cut my self with a chainsaw after years of using it. I know what to do and what not to do, but I was tired and the chain was dull, I was up on a mountain a ways from my truck and it was also low on gas. Lucky it only cut through fatty tissue, no muscle or bone.
Another time after drinking a bunch of cough syrup I decided to drive up the nearest mountain which is very curvy with narrow roads. Plus the DXM gave me tunnel vision, I pretty much had no peripheral. Then when I got up the I just laid down in my truck with my feet out the window, looking up at the roof
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Texted while driving/ driving under the influence. Learned my lesson
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Psyche delics]
#23991692 - 01/08/17 07:03 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Start drinking. Not stopping being an asshole Join this website Torment people for the sake of tormenting people Having low self esteem in my teenage years.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Patlal]
#23991796 - 01/08/17 08:19 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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too many to list
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#23991848 - 01/08/17 08:59 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I'm sorry to hear of your regret, Patrick, but don't despair! It's not too late for you to fuck all the way off.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23991859 - 01/08/17 09:05 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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running naked in the street while tripping on acid for the first time in my life without knowing anything about it and its effect and i was in another city not my home place.
taking shit tons of cocaine and alcohol, ending up blacking out only to find next day that i have wrecked the place we were staying in.
there are more but those the ones that just came up by my head.
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I'm sorry to hear of your regret, Patrick, but don't despair! It's not too late for you to fuck all the way off. 

Thanks man. You know how to make someone feel welcome.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: czech]
#23991980 - 01/08/17 10:03 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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czech said: One time I booted up with a spore syringe from earths tongue, I used extracted poppy seed opium and I think I accidentally got a poppy seed abcess.
I once spawned some cubensis grain into a wood chip substrate.

Tried straightening out wires of an electrical cable that was plugged into a 240v mains socket, plugged in, and live...and I'm still alive! Beer though eh.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#23992002 - 01/08/17 10:13 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Losing my car, not going into details A certain felony, I plea the 5th
Past those two incidents, it would be various instances where I turned down one beautiful woman or another for no good reason
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Repertoire89]
#23992027 - 01/08/17 10:22 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I've done so many dumb things I can't really count them. I mean when I was 16 I stole and flipped my dad's jeep when he was out of town... that was pretty dumb. I've done far stupider things though- back when I was like 23 I grew pounds of mushrooms in my closet when I moved back home- my parents never bothered me, treated me as though I was renting the room out so there wasn't much suspicion, but still really dumb to put my parents in legal jeopardy like that, probably stupider than the jeep.
Uhm, I bought a $15,000 SUV and I took out a $5,000 loan to do it- I love my Xterra but holy hell all that money could have paid for months of rent and a year of tuition, not to mention putting myself in debt with it.
I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax. People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick]
#23992059 - 01/08/17 10:37 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Maverick said: I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax. People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.
Jesus wept a dogs bollock, geezer, your lucky you didn't wake up with a Bobbit! Or should we say, without one.
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Re: the dumbest thing you've ever done [Re: Maverick]
#23992065 - 01/08/17 10:39 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Maverick said: I've done so many dumb things I can't really count them. I mean when I was 16 I stole and flipped my dad's jeep when he was out of town... that was pretty dumb. I've done far stupider things though- back when I was like 23 I grew pounds of mushrooms in my closet when I moved back home- my parents never bothered me, treated me as though I was renting the room out so there wasn't much suspicion, but still really dumb to put my parents in legal jeopardy like that, probably stupider than the jeep.
Uhm, I bought a $15,000 SUV and I took out a $5,000 loan to do it- I love my Xterra but holy hell all that money could have paid for months of rent and a year of tuition, not to mention putting myself in debt with it.
I once dated a psycho bitch with two kids- by the end of the relationship she was screaming that she wanted to kill herself and her children because live was stressful (mind you she had quit her job months prior, and decided to make me the primary provider for her shitty little 'family'), but she was utterly psychotic, and addicted to xanax. People say don't stick your dick in stupid and crazy, but I did, and it was dumb.
Wait, who was the guy that threw half a lb of PE into a firepit cause his gf went bonkers? That wasn;t you too right?
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#23993408 - 01/08/17 07:02 PM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Meth
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#23993416 - 01/08/17 07:04 PM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Blacked out on 2mg of xanax and alcohol (I only had like 3 shots, horrible fucking idea), in my stupor ate all 16mg of xanax I had, and 7 grams of shrooms. Woke up butt ass naked in the woods still high as fuck 16 hours later 4 miles away from my house. How I wasn't arrested I don't know.
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