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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk?
    #3978253 - 03/28/05 12:50 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

The dumbest that I have done lately while drunk was when I hit on and hung all over this NASTY girl.    When I am drunk I just don't give a fuck.
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Other than hitting on nasty girls when drunk, I am pretty controlled when intoxicated.  I don't do any other dumb stuff.


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3978265 - 03/28/05 12:53 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

I was trying to go up this girls skirt but I called her by a different girl's name, one that I had been tryin to bone a few nights earlier at a different party. They sound exactly alike, both rhyme with gallery. Later that night I was walking her out to her car, barefoot, and managed to step in a huge pile of dog shit in my friend's front yard. I don't think she noticed, though.

Oh, and trying to convince half a party that we should all take off our shoes and sleep in the grass under the stars because we needed to "get back to our caveman roots."


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3978274 - 03/28/05 12:55 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

I once woke up covered in vasoline. I have no idea what happened....


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3978277 - 03/28/05 12:57 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

got on a table and stripped.....


My boyfriends mom came home early and was pissed off cause not only was I on her table but when she walked in I was butt naked and kinda jumped a little and her table broke......oops


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3978285 - 03/28/05 01:01 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

Smoked salvia. Heh.


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3978290 - 03/28/05 01:02 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

In high school, I pissed under my friend's kitchen table. Needless to say, his mom wasn't happy when she found that.


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3978295 - 03/28/05 01:03 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

I dunno


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: dobinky]
    #3978312 - 03/28/05 01:07 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

hey I did that too just this past new years It was my first time to get sick on alcohol also my first New years being 21 ..... hehehe dont get me wrong I drank before then and have been really drunk before that but that was my first time to get sick on it.... I didnt understand I had been drunker then that and didnt get sick but that fateful night on new years 2005 I just couldnt help it...


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3978356 - 03/28/05 01:13 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

was at a pretty well lit piano bar, right up infront of the stage...

i was just sitting, not THAT drunk, but for some reason when the urge to piss came, i didn't think it odd to just pull my junk out right there and piss on the floor. one of the girls i was with didnt realize and tried to sit on my lap and i pissed on my friends pant leg, he was pissed... another girl thought it was spilt beer and was gonna lick it, someone stopped her hahah

everyone was shockeed but i didnt think anything of it... im surprised i didnt get any shit for that.


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: swampthing]
    #3978380 - 03/28/05 01:18 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: swampthing]
    #3978391 - 03/28/05 01:20 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

was it dueling pianos? pub13?


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: dobinky]
    #3978449 - 03/28/05 01:32 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

post here.


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3978460 - 03/28/05 01:34 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

The dumbest thing...damn, there's wayyyy too many. :tongue:


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: MOTH]
    #3978495 - 03/28/05 01:39 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

im trying to forget... :frown:
trying even harder to get evryone else to forget


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: MOTH]
    #3978497 - 03/28/05 01:39 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

I can think of a few good ones!!! Ellemy


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3978520 - 03/28/05 01:41 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

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KristiMidocean said:
I can think of a few good ones!!! Ellemy




dont think.. post pics.....i heard you like to dance atop tables :smile: :lol:


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3978527 - 03/28/05 01:42 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

i can usually control myself. the thing i hate myself the most for is once i was drunk and this douche bag who was there was trying to gather money for another case, and for some fucking reason i chimed in and gave him like 20 bucks. i hated this guy and he is not someone you trust with money. i really wish i knew why i did things.


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: dobinky]
    #3978550 - 03/28/05 01:44 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

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dobinky said:
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KristiMidocean said:
I can think of a few good ones!!! Ellemy




dont think.. post pics.....i heard you like to dance atop tables :smile: :lol:






HEHE you wish soo many have already tried to get me to do that but unfortunatly no pics have eer been taken of me naked only video! hehehe and I am the only one who gets to see that one


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3978560 - 03/28/05 01:45 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

I couldn't find a bathroom in this bar I was in, it was the first time I was there...I slammed about 3 pitchers of beer with my friend...instead of asking where the restroom was I was wandering around looking for it...I seen a bathroom, but the door was locked, I could not hold it in any longer and I started pissing all over the hallway floor.it was carpeted...it was in a office buisness hallway next door..it wasn't even part of the bar at all...one of the workers at the club walked in and seen me pissing on the floor...good thing my friend was a regular there..(it was a live rock band bar...but that night there was no band playing)...he tod them I was just too wasted and was new there, so they didn't kick me out or anything...but it was on an office floor hallway...I bet they were could smell it the next day there :lol: 
  There were a few other times too..many times I can't recall them all. But one time I was at a jungle juice party, drinking there mixed juice with all those different kind of liqours. well anyway...I was younger and I drank too much too fast ans then as I recall I started puking all over the place in front of people, most of them I didn't even know...all over myself and on the floor...I finally made it to the bathroom, but moist of it was everywhere else. I bet they had fun cleaning that up..that would have beeen so nasty!....that is about the last thing I remember that night...


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done while drunk? [Re: Mitchnast]
    #3978605 - 03/28/05 01:50 AM (12 years, 5 days ago)

I remember my dad telling me a story once:

He was in the Navy and he was on shore leave in Italy.  Him and a friend were in a bar and they got really drunk.  There was this 7 foot long sword that was above the bar.  My dad got up and took it off the wall.  He put it down the back of his shirt and proceeded to leave the bar.  He got arrested and spent the night in some nasty Italian jail with murderers and rapists.

He wasn't allowed on shore leave for the rest of the time they were in Italy.  :smirk:


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