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Dumbest Facebook Post Ever?
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:facepalm:

An Oregon teenager has landed himself in the county jail for what must be one of the dumbest Facebook gaffes ever: posting about his drunk-driving hit-and-run escapade.

"Drivin drunk ... classsic :wink: but to whoever's vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P" was the early-morning post that quickly led to the at-home arrest of Jacob Cox-Brown in the Oregon-coast city of Astoria, reports the Daily Astorian.

Upon reading Cox-Brown's post, two of the 18-year-old's Facebook friends contacted the Astoria Police Department to report it; it became vital information after two officers responded to a 1am report of a hit-and-run, which left a white Scion plus an adjacent vehicle damaged in their parking spots...

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/dumbest-facebook-post-ever-170100535.html


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"Inspiration ~ Move me brightly ~ light the song with sense and color ~ hold away despair ~ more than this I will not ask ~ faced with mysteries dark and vast ~ statements just seem vain at last" --Jerry Garcia, Terrapin Station

"Officer, I'm going to remain silent, and I would like to speak with a lawyer. I'm not resisting, but I don't consent to any searches.

Edited by ch1ck3n.s0up (01/04/13 12:47 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
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Saw this LOL.


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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: OZA]
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Haha what an idiot... his friends are some real snitches tho.

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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
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that's in the same tier as that youtube bank robber :huxleyfacepalm:

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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: zee007]
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zee007 said:
Haha what an idiot... his friends are some real snitches tho.


Very well deserved. I wouldn't rat that guy out but I give major props to those who did.


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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
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As stupid as this little fuck is, his friends are some giant bitches lol.


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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: ThisIsKitty]
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Yeah fuck those snitches.  :whip2:


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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: OZA]
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his jail buddies will get their cox-brown with the help of a new recruit :creepylurker:

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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: Cavemen]
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Cavemen said:
his jail buddies will get their cox-brown with the help of a new recruit :creepylurker:



now that's just so inappropriate


and that's what makes it funny


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Re: Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? [Re: 11nova]
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11nova said:
Yeah fuck those snitches.  :whip2:


Yea I agree.

An old friend did something stupid like this once. He was drunk, and thought that it would be funny to jump in front of a moving bus and act like he'd been hit. He definitely got everyone's attention as he almost lost his balance and got tangled up in the wheels.

hahaha.

For that one I gave him a right hook to the kidney. I'm a solid 210lbs with Muay Thai training and a mean right hook. It dropped him to the ground rolling in pain for like 5 mins.

I had to get the fuck outta there after that one. I think that somebody called the cops not knowing what was going on.

Anyway, I'm thinking that I woulda done the same with this idiot.


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"Inspiration ~ Move me brightly ~ light the song with sense and color ~ hold away despair ~ more than this I will not ask ~ faced with mysteries dark and vast ~ statements just seem vain at last" --Jerry Garcia, Terrapin Station

"Officer, I'm going to remain silent, and I would like to speak with a lawyer. I'm not resisting, but I don't consent to any searches.

Edited by ch1ck3n.s0up (01/04/13 01:07 PM)

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