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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: herbalMedz]
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QFT.


Good Report man.




NEED MORE POSTS!


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Edited by smokesnugz (11/28/11 06:13 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: smokesnugz]
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One time when I was 15 I took a whole bunch of ambien while my mom was awake and proceeded to break the door that connected my house to these abandon apartments. My mom ran through the kitchen into the laundry room screaming at me. I then went in the house bumping into everything. I woke up the next day with one side of my faced brused and my mom asked me how much I drank. I was like I don't know. I didn't even remember what I did that night anyway. I just remember taking ambien thinking I was losing my buzz. Those fuckers are awful I avoid like the plague now. Got my ass hooked on em once, the withdrawals are horrible.

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Inspiration]
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I don't really have many of these types of stories that i can remember,

One time i ate a whole entire Stromboli, right before i chugged a bottle of cough syrup,

I puked and couldn't breath, that was probably the dumbest thing i ever done with drugs.


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: eltonjohn]
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smokesnugz said:
I honestly only have one question.. Why in the fuck do so many people end up butt ass naked while tripping nuttz on shrooms..



I feel like it's because shrooms make you view nudity as a young child would. It feels great to be naked, really.


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: LayinUp]
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cocaine /thread

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: realfuzzhead] * 1
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When I was a young teenager around 16 and the first couple months I started smoking herb, some sorta unfamiliar older kids, easily in their twenties, and my one same age as me druggy friend invited me to go deer-spotting and smoke a blunt with them. Little did I know they had not only used swag but put both some opium & angel dust in it, once shit started flashing all around me and I was like ... uum hey gaiz I'm scared? they all started busting out laughing how they got me with the love boat! I kinda enjoyed it once I calmed down my heart rate and realized I wasn't gonna die, and saw some nice bucks that night.. but basically it was a dumb and horrible thing they did to me in retrospect.


Also I have a dreaded PE story also: Several years ago I had an fresh ounce made into tea in the freezer that I originally planned to used for like four people camping or something. Well so one sat night I had just dosed up a couple grams of gulfcoast and had an amazing time, and the next morning I was txting my friend all about how great it was, well he decided to randomly stop by to continue the convo in person and blaze alittle...

Then he decides he want to try some and he wants to do it today! So in my shroomy afterglow of happiness still hovering around me I'm all for it but at the same time realizing I probably won't trip very hard, wait... Unless! We split this PE tea I have in the freezer. Only thinking that this would get me off and not be of anything too much... big mistake.

Now I also know that I can't tell my good bud that there is and ounce in here, thinking well I'll just drink more of it lol.. So I tell him theres 70 grams fresh of the same strain I did last night, because thats what he wanted to take.. So I also tell him "that I can't bear to sit in this house again tripping so we only drink it if you agree to go to this park like 20 mins away and be outdoors for this one".. he says "thats fine and he'll drive"..

Granted this is a long time friend and we've tripped together more than 30 times, but have even more experience other than that.. So we both split the tea, he refused to give me more so I was like, "ok you wanna take my tea, go ahead." After we chugged it he said "lets wait untill it kicks in and then roll"  "No, no, no, " I said "We should go now."

So off we went and as soon as we were not a half mile up the road I got that OH SHIT! feeling, that I'm am going to be obliterated. Now I only just start to imagine what my buds in for, but have to keep positive act act cool. Well once we're about ten mins down the road we finally get off onto the backroads of just woods and by now all the tree's on ethier side of the road are bending down over top of us and has my friend ducking down his head almost beneath his steering wheel. We stay completely silent the entire rest of the way to the park, just exchanging glances like we're in for in now.. When we pull in to the park and shut off the truck, my friend turns to to me and says "dude, really how much did you put in this tea?" I said " I told you" but the evident look on my face provided him with the real fact of the matter.. He knew very well you don't feel like this off an eigth..

But we immeadiately get out and try to stay positive... We can hardly walk, our nauseous as could be, and our body highs are through the roof buzzing, but we get it to together and decide to get away so we can smoke, like now! It's the only thing that can save us now.  So we walk around all the trails in pure amazement, thinking we know where we're going but sometimes realizing we've just walked in a huge circle. Talking to trees and starring for what seems like hours off of some hills, omg some of the views words cannot describe. I knew my friend was loosing it when he started rolling around in the dirt and stating that "this is what a dog feels like" as if he reached the ultimate epiphany and decided he was going to just be a dog for now on...  So much craziness and madness ensued during all this time.. and somewhat later walking around and still lost we started seeing people more and more people on trails passing us and giving looks, or so it seemed, that my friend decided we've been here long enough and he wanted to leave, telling me "I'm good and not really tripping anymore." While I was perfectly content on staying until dark and knew I was still not done tripping at all. But he convinced me that like 4hours had passed(we had left our phones in car)so enough is enough. Well when we get back to his truck on the hill he admits to me that he is actually wrecked still but he'll be fine driving, so we get in his truck and he has blue interior and it just projected out blue onto everything and we just started rolling and then turn on the truck to only realize that not 4 hours had gone by, but one, one measly hour since we arrived.

This just sent him into a panic but at the same time he started putting it in reverse and backing out, meanwhile I'm like "dude lets just get out, go hang for a bit more "  "Nope he's fine" he says. So I trust him only being I've known him for so long and we go on our way. As soon as we pull out on the main road though shit hits the fan! The visuals become overwhelming, the world and landscape seem to just fall down into distorted pixels like a tetris game and my buddy is telling himself " Ok this is not a video game Jason" All the houses are now castles and are blowing in the wind also, fuckin neon fields of gold, gemstones growing out of everything and kielidescoping outwardly, we just keep saying "wow" and "are you serious" I see what I assume was a goat or pony take on the look of a panther with wings slowing fluttering by like a huge butterfly. And then he starts with the " Yo I'm cool man, even if a cop pulled us over I'd be cool" Omg this send me into a panic now and has me now paranoid over the edge. I start seeing flashing lights in all the mirrors and keep thinking fuck ! I was so panicked that I even swallowed the half gram of bud I had on me. This was all only 3 mins down the road..  then we approach a four way stop sign with a car across the way and he won't go and neither will my friend, and I'm like "just go" and he's like "the guys turning left" and then another car approaches from the otehr side. i think we actually did end up sitting there for maybe two whole mins and waited for three differ cars to cross through..

The whole entire rest of the way home we were both in the heaviest psychedelic state we've ever been in, and driving! Finally we actually calmed down 1 mile from my house when an amazing radiohead song came on enjoyed the fuck outta that last mile just cruisin', we were expressing our ability of absolute freedom we felt, although very irresponsible, it was our privilege at that time. Once we got inside the trip took on a whole new level of madness and visuals, we both went upstairs and took roor hits to calm us down, but that just intensified everything even more than when we walked in the house. Then we go downstairs and my bud says he's gonna step out front for a cigarette, So I am sitting there with the Tv on and watching some NFL game where the bengals were playin and the whole room was orange with tiger stripes everywhere and I felt like I was  sitting on a tropical island with palm trees blowing in the breeze and after sometime of that pleasantness my buddy just comes bursting in the door screaming "OMG I'm so sorry!" I'm like "what, what?"
He's like "dude one of the neighbors was following me and yelling at me about something telling me to get back here"
So I start freaking out locking the doors, but he starts defending himself that he did nothing wrong and he was just talking to this guy he knew, that lived in his neighborhood named Tom Persch, and they were just having a little Sunday afternoon chat.. Once I made him realize that he was not in his neighborhood, but mine, and that this guy was not this Tom Persch, then he started freaking out!!!.. So we basically waited for what we thought was gonna be the cops coming to get us for a long while while demons are manifesting themselves in the woodgrain doors all over the place... No one came... But never again will I treat PE so casually or think that because I got off one night that I need to up my dose by 10x the next


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: ChubbyPitbull]
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When I was in high school I decided to get drunk for my first time at school. My plan was that I would get drunk at lunch and then just go home for the day.

I drank a water battle full of vodka right before lunch and was buzzed but thought that I wanted to experience more so proceeded to drink another water bottle and a half.

Shortly after it hit me and I blacked out. I dont remember much else but people told me what happened. I passed out in the commons area and a couple of my friends carried me outside. I woke up and in my drunk state started swinging at my friends. I escaped from them and ran off even though they were trying to just get me home.

I then ran around the school and multiple people told me I should leave but I insisted I was going to class. I threw up in the hall and then went to class. In class I was asking everyone "Is this real life. or is this fake life?"

The class was statistics and everyone drew a graph and then they were projected onto the board and everyone looked at them. Mine was a bunch of squiggles and no one knew what it was about.

I left the room and went to throw up, on the way there I saw some janitors cleaning up some throw up and remember wondering to myself who threw up.(I did earlier) I then came back and threw up again right in the classroom garbage. The teacher told me to go to the office and call my mom and then came out in the hall and asked me if I had been drinking which I of course said no.

I called my mom and then the school cop came and breathalyzed me. I blew a .25. This whole time I was telling the cop to just shoot me and that he could tell everyone I tried to escape. I was sent to the hospital and ended up in a mental hospital because everyone thought I was trying to commit suicide. Luckily I never got any charges.

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: ChubbyPitbull]
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Welcome to the family.

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Icesyn]
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The only story I don't get, Is the Adderall story.. Such a low dose to be quite honest..

The highest dose I've experienced, Leading to yet another possibly stupid drug story.. Was 320mg..  16 20mg IR Tablets. 


Jesus Fuck Shit Christ, What an intense peak. 


First of all, This was a test I decided I wanted to do..  Compare Adderall to Cocain..  I'll go ahead and tell you right now that it blew my expectations right out of the water.


When they initially hit me, It was a peak I simply can't describe. My mind was processing at such an intense speed, I was analyzing every thought and  experience I had gone threw in the previous years and what I planned on doing in the future years.

I was vibing to music with a euphoria that's simply indescribable. My hair was crawling, My heart was pounding, My pupils we're almost to the point of not being able to see any color in my eyes. 

Shortly after going threw a few hours of vibing to music, spamming shroomery, talking to friends at rapid speed, I went on a Cleaning rampage, And turned my room upside down in an effort to move some things around and make it more comfortable, while cleaning every single little nook and cranny.

Which needless to say, Turned into me going on a cleaning rampage over the entire house..

I caught my self at one point, Practically leaving the ground because I was vibing so hard to LiL Chrome trying to master a 2minute verse while speed vacuuming the house and bouncin up and down to the music in my ears yelling out the verse..  I quickly realized my heart was already pounding by it's self without the added excitement of music, speed vacuuming and rapping.. So I caught my self and was like oh fuck, Better sit down for a second, So I calmed down, Caught some good breaths,  Then went right back to rampage cleaning and enjoying music.


Lmfao, What a crazy few days it was.. I didn't benge threw the entire process, I actually put my self down after a full day of speeding, and slept for literally 8 hours straight LIKE A ROCK.. And woke up the next morning with practically the same high as the day before..

I don't know how I've always managed to be able to goto bed on adderall but I realized it's the best decision considering you avoid a hardcore crash and enjoy a much more intense buzz for a longer period of time.




Anywayzzzzzzzzz,  That's one of my crazy Adderall stories, I've never done close to that much sense.. And honestly don't plan on it.

My point of not understanding the previous Adderall story is.. Despite being jacked out of my fucking mind at times, I've never had anyone notice for the most part, At least not to the point of them approaching me or giving a fuck.. I always played it off despite usually chewing gum non-stop at rapid speed or chewing on SOMETHING.. 

:gameover:


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Edited by smokesnugz (11/29/11 10:02 AM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: ganjasmuggler]
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Hahaha! Reminds me of my 1st time drinking.

One of my old buddies stopped by on a Sunday night and asked if I wanted to party a bit. I have never drank hard liquor and only have had some mild buzzes from a couple beers. I'm the pothead/hipster of the group so I have to roll all the joints. I realized I was fucked up when the rubenoff had lost its kick and I started to chug it... As I  was rolling some joints, for no reason my arms started to twitch flinging the green all over the ground. I stood up, and noticed how fucked up I really was. My shoes were untied. So I asked this girl who was with us to help me out. Then the sexual thoughts kicked in. Perve minded and all, I realized I'm just really fucked up and I shouldn't try anything.

It's time to bring me home! My bro being the best brother in the world, decides that I'm just way to fucked up to continue the night with them. I stand up and immediately fall over. I started to stumble onto the trail trying to get out of the woods and fall into a bush and literally can't get up. My brother grams my coat and starts to help me up. The last thing I recall is finally getting out of the woods and telling my bro that I love him and how awesome was is to help me. Then I blacked out for the walk home.

Thank god I'm a quiet pacifist, so I didn't become weird or violent. The only issue was, a straight line to me at that point, turned into a few circles. So very obvious. I was 16 at the time. And had school in the morning... The next thing I can recall is waking up on my living room floor feeling so sick. I guess I passed out with my shoes and everything still on. I looked over and let it out. Yes, nasty but I was in fact the definition of black out drunk. I passed out right in my own vomit.

I was woken up in the morning to see my mother staring down at me screaming and asking "WTF did you do!" I took a shower, changed up and lye down on the couch away from my mess. I love my mom. She gave me a cup of OJ and an aspirin. I remember feeling so weird and ill. The sounds of my mother and sister getting ready for there day made me furious. The lamp was on next to me and I just wanted to die. I passed out and woke up feeling not sick, but off. I felt that way the whole day. Cleaned my mess and checked off the box for getting drunk.

Sense then, I've drank more times than I can count with my friends. SOCIALLY! And I have not once have had a hangover. I have felt off like before, but never sick.

Alcohol poisoning! At least now, I can stumble home and not have had exceeded my limit. Live and learn.

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Poid]
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Poid said:
One time I took 50mg of Adderall XR, and just walked around downtown fucked up as shit. I spent time on the computers at the Apple Store for a while (was probably browsing the Shroomery, haha), and eventually some EMTs came in to ask how I was doing. Apparently, I was so visibly fucked up that people in the store called 9-1-1; I agreed to let them take me to the hospital because I was afraid that they'd call the cops on me if I didn't. While there, they gave me an IV of Ativan (:drooling::thumbup:) to calm my system down... my heart rate was at like 165. The nurse told me that if it was much higher, I could've died.

:goldfarb:


Other than that, I've never really done any terribly stupid things on drugs. I'm usually quite aware of my actions and their potential consequences when on drugs, so yeah...:stoned:



all that from 50mg of extended release adderall? you must be mad sensitive man, even when i was newer to amphetamines I would take like 40mg of instant release dexedrine and be on a really good one but nothing to the point where an ambulance would be called for me...

hell I'm on 80mg adderall XR right now and i'm feeling great but not all :dizope: or :twitchy:


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Edited by Pigasus (11/29/11 02:43 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Icesyn]
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i got a few

once i drank a 750 of jager mixed with a few red bulls in like 20 minutes, blacked out hard, woke up in the hospital, i threw up when i was on my back and almost choked to death (i didnt need my stomach pumped, proud to say i had a .32 BAC and didnt need my stomach pumped)...police report said i was being combative when they were trying to get me to the ambulance

once i was on acid, and jumped off my friends 15 ft roof trying to land in a big bush...i missed the bush and landed on the ground, i have never felt such pain in my whole life

and this one is just kinda funny...

like 2 months ago one of our really good friends in a large group of friends was leaving for london for a semester abroad...so the day before we left we decided to have a rager

so we start off our nite at an alright club where some of our friends Dj'ed at...we were there til like 2 and then went to our friends house for like an all night afterparty...at the club i ate ate some molly and finished it only a few minutes after i go to the house...and it was a half gram, along with spending 50 bucks on like 7 drinks at the bar, so i was fucked

my boy was running tanks and was just giving out balloons for free and im one of his better friends...so i grab a seat right next to the tank and start ripping balloons, i musta ripped like 30 in that one spot lol...so at one point the tank froze over or whatever and i was still tripping from the balloon and didnt realize it...my friend took the tank away upstairs and i had no idea...so i go to a small table to try to fill up my balloon there...there was this small basket just for decoration in the table and on the top of it was something that KIND OF resembled a nozzle that kind of looks like the place where u would put ur balloon to fill it up

so im like right in the middle of everyone finishing their last balloons and trying to fill up another one on a fucking basket lol, completely just waiting for my balloon to be refilled...then after everyone starts laughing one good friend goes to me and is like "dude what the fuck are you doing?" then i come back to reality and am like what the fuck am i doing? trying to fill up a nitrous balloon on some small decorative basket?"

def the most retarded thing ive ever done on drugs


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