Tears_Acid said:

I leave the tweeting to the birds

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koods said:

I just made a twitter

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Burke Dennings said:

Earlier today I actually read about the very unnatural process of "lotus birth", which confuses me because it seems to have no benefit, and in fact many dangers and downsides.  Not even animals do this, but it seems to be good enough for some weird-ass hippie moms (the kind who force their kids to live off of "almond milk" because breast milk isn't vegan ).

Maybe this is the unnatural birth process that your friend was on about?

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Burke Dennings said:

I don't consider breastfeeding (public or otherwise) to be very hippy, but that's just based on my own relative experiences.  There are even "moms" out there who force their babies to live a "freegan" lifestyle (only eating fruits and vegetables foraged from dumpsters).  Kids die like this sometimes, it's sad and unnatural. 

To fit in with the spirit of the OP, I guess freegan babies is the dumbest shit I ever heard of.

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topdog82 said:

The first one I read was "Gosh I never realized how unnatural childbirth was..."
It was retweeted and liked by multiple people

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metalfaith said:

Few weeks ago I reminded myself why I don't talk to people about substance use.

I spoke with someone about kratom(trying to get them to sign the petition in florida), showed them the wiki about it (admittedly bad idea), and he finally said: "so it's basically like shrooms, right?"

And then I did an internal sigh and reminded myself why I don't say anything to anyone. Ever. It's absurd.

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Gresh said:

topdog82 said:

The first one I read was "Gosh I never realized how unnatural childbirth was..."
It was retweeted and liked by multiple people

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have you ever seen childbirth? it does not look natural lmao. i get what you mean that it is natural and all, but seriously. its pretty crazy.


[graphic video]

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godamn that looks too natural. I couldn't finish the vid

Big Worm said:

I was getting my hair cut one day at this salon or whatever.

And it was employed by about 5 middle aged women that gossip all day.


I'll never forget this.

Everyone in there was having a conversation together and the topic of medical marijuana came about and the one lady said "My husband is a sheriff and he said medical marijuana doesn't contain thc"

That's just one of them.

Then the lady cutting my hair tells me that Gene Simmmons is the smartest businessman because he copyrighted the dollar ($) sign, so any time somebody uses it, he gets paid a royalty.

LOL


It was ridiculous the type of bullshit they were all spewing to each other.  I couldn't believe it.

That was the last time I went there.

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