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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Wow people are fucking stupid.
#22197637 - 09/06/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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So theres this dude..hes a light-skinned black dude, about 26 years old. He sells tons of heroin to the guy that I get my shit off of. So I was at my dealers house last night and the black dude is there...hes smoking dope off foil, my guy is sniffing lines, and I am shooting.
So the whole night they were sniffing Xanax bars. The past few nights both have been asking me to let them try my "green eggs and ham" perforated blotter. The black "main" dude, whos name is Brendan, goes by the name "B". I ended up giving him and my guy some acid, because I love sharing the love.
So today I call up my guy and he told me that "B" ended up losing half of shit(over 1,000 dollars worth of heroin) and some cash. B is blaming me because I gave him the acid and he was seeing "faces melt" and the whole 9. Now this shocks me because I told him 5 times not to take the acid that night because he was doing benzos so he would probably not even feel it. Well, I guess he did.
But yeah, this dude is blaming my acid asking "whats in that shit dude" blah blah bah...
I keep telling him that he lost his shit because HE SHIFFED LIKE 8 BARS OF FUCKING XANAX!!!! but nope...stubborn muthafucka wont listen. So now, because of me and my acid, he lost his shit and "saw faces melt."
now my guy, the middle man, is on my side because he is experienced with acid. He keeps telling "B" that acid rarely makes you see things like that and theres no way it was the acids fault seeing as how he only took like 3 tabs along with TONS of Xanax. We are both surprised he even tripped at all.
sorry...had to vent.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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rackem



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 23
#22197645 - 09/06/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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outstanding people you hang with man.
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Masked
The Nutter



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 8
#22197646 - 09/06/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
So theres this dude..hes a light-skinned black dude, about 26 years old. He sells tons of heroin to the guy that I get my shit off of. So I was at my dealers house last night and the black dude is there...hes smoking dope off foil, my guy is sniffing lines, and I am shooting.
I stopped reading there. I'm a judgmental bastard. Get your life together
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Niffla



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: rackem]
#22197647 - 09/06/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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rackem said: outstanding people you hang with man.
I lol'd
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Konyap

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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#22197649 - 09/06/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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damn dude you can't find better friends lol
heroin is for killing pain and dying not getting high
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Adolin




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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22197659 - 09/06/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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sniffing xanax is stupid. doesnt get you any higher than eating it
he blacked out and lost some dope. tough tits for him. you arent to blame
on a side note, your back on the dope bill? thats a shame.
Edited by Adolin (09/06/15 03:15 PM)
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Niffla



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Niffla] 2
#22197680 - 09/06/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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So this is the visual picture I have at the moment
The real Bill O'Reilly hanging out & killing time at his dealer's drug den
With some black dude named "B", who's snorting bars and smoking off foil
While Bill O'Reilly's dealer snorts rails
And Bill O'Reilly shooting up...and then saying "oh fuck, I got a show in an hour...holla at your boy, I gotta bounce up out this bitch". And then handing some blotters to "B" before jetting out.
Is this an accurate portrayal?
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Oeric McKenna
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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#22197697 - 09/06/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dude what the fucking fuck?? not even trip at al of 3 tabs because of shitty little xanax??? Listen dude, lucy is the king of psychs and it overpowers other drugs including alcohol
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rackem



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Niffla] 5
#22197703 - 09/06/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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b seems like the type of guy that needs to hold up his pants when he walks.
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Adolin




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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Oeric McKenna] 2
#22197719 - 09/06/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oeric McKenna said: Dude what the fucking fuck?? not even trip at al of 3 tabs because of shitty little xanax??? Listen dude, lucy is the king of psychs and it overpowers other drugs including alcohol
i get the sneaking suspicion you're talking out of your ass and never tried xanax. it is strong as fuck dude. he said they took like 8 bars
that is more than enough to overpower a few hits of "lucy"
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: rackem]
#22197722 - 09/06/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: rackem]
#22197724 - 09/06/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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They are not friends. The one dude is my drug dealer and the other guy is my drug dealers drug dealer.
thought that was obvious...
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: rackem]
#22197739 - 09/06/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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rackem said: b seems like the type of guy that needs to hold up his pants when he walks.

he literally paces around the room, on his phone making deals, while pulling up his pants. You made me lol with that one.
the thing is...before this happened...B was a cool dude. Hes just inexperienced and only knows how to deal drugs.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 12
#22197747 - 09/06/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It sounds like everyone in that room will be dead or arrested in the next 5-10 years, including you.
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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rackem



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22197750 - 09/06/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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it was... but you hang with some pretty fucking stupid people..
at this rate, you are going to wind up in the rip thread pretty fucking quickly.
if it aint the dope, those guys are gonna get you shot, if the dude doesnt come back to shoot you first.
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Niffla



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 2
#22197763 - 09/06/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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here's my guess
more folks popped on by to hang out
noticed that "B" was completely fucked out of his mind on copious amounts of xanax, H, and LSD
and then helped him "lose" $1,000 plus worth of H by pocketing it and leaving
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 4
#22197765 - 09/06/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yup, stupid is the word I'd use for every person involved in this story
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: rackem]
#22197775 - 09/06/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am entering a detox as soon as I can find one. I have been calling facilities for the past 4 days.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Ezuma
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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said: Yup, stupid is the word I'd use for every person involved in this story
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: Wow people are fucking stupid. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#22197782 - 09/06/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you lie with dogs you're gonna get fleas.
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