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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
Esekon Kelly said:
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Go up and knock on the door, for reals. Play it hard, and use the threat of getting the police involved as leverage for the kid/his parents who dont want him to have a record.



Sorry, I just hate the recently registered Shroomery members here. It seems Shroomery members of 2012 and 2013 are assholes and unhelpful :facepalm:. Anyway I don't know where the kid lives yet and will call the police if I do manage to find out his dwelling address. I like your plan but I don't want to be known as 'the snitch'



Lol god forbid some 15 year olds think of you as "the snitch" because you called the cops after they stole your bike



Back when I was a teenager,if some dude ratted me out and I knew it was him,he would have been fucked. Kids,especially from this generation,can be pretty irrational.

Edit: Plus it looks like they know where he lives

Edited by skeet157 (08/05/13 07:23 PM)

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: skeet157]
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The kid who stole my bike messaged me just there that he would steal a decent bike for me, but I don’t want fucking stolen property. I just want my fucking bike back ffs. I have a sort of elaborate plan though. I will get him to get me another decent bike then we meet up somewhere near a park and my brothers, cousins and me will hold him down and call the police. We’ll give the kid two fucking options, to get my fucking bike back by Saturday or get a criminal record and an ass whooping. What do you guys think?

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19]
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If he can't produce the bike and you beat him up, you're facing battery against a minor. I really have no relevant information to help you besides hold him down and call the police as you suggested. Violence is only going to get you in trouble..be smart about it.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”


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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19]
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Esekon Kelly said:
The kid who stole my bike messaged me just there that he would steal a decent bike for me, but I don’t want fucking stolen property. I just want my fucking bike back ffs. I have a sort of elaborate plan though. I will get him to get me another decent bike then we meet up somewhere near a park and my brothers, cousins and me will hold him down and call the police. We’ll give the kid two fucking options, to get my fucking bike back by Saturday or get a criminal record and an ass whooping. What do you guys think?



Part of your plan involves another person getting their bike stolen? :huxleyfacepalm: don't do that.


However,

Esekon Kelly said:
We’ll give the kid two fucking options, to get my fucking bike back by Saturday or get a criminal record and an ass whooping. What do you guys think?



This might work.


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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: Synthe]
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The kid even said there was nothing I can do to him because he is a minor and can get away with anything. That really boiled my fucking blood to hear this shithead could do anything with impunity

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19]
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Minors can't get away with anything, surely he's never heard of juvie.

Still, the cops probably won't give a damn about recovering the bike if you bring it to them so...

Yeah I'd give him the ultimatum to bring you the bike by Saturday or receive a beatdown


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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19]
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He's right though. You got punked by a 15 year old.

Move on with your life.


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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19]
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If you're planning on getting the police involved you need to report it stolen first. Beating up the kid or holding him against his will is not a good idea, it will only get you in trouble. In our country citizens can only arrest someone if they see the crime being done right there. If you grab the kid, hold him down and call the rozz they might well arrest you.

As I said before call down to his parents and explain the situation to them, they will put the pressure on him to get the bike back. Don't resort to vigilante tactics if you're planning to get police involved because they don't appreciate that shit and they hate junkies.

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: Spiderbaby]
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dude quit being a pussy! grab an ak-47, go over there and get your fuckin bike back!
:peyotezen:


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:aweyeah::trippinbawelz::awecid:
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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: grayrey]
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Dude,you are worried about respect and don't want to narc,you got ONE choice.Beat his ass in front of his buddies as you TAKE than bike.Fuck jail,you'd get some community service out of it.Grow some balls,or deal with it.
Sorry if I sound harsh,I'm blunt like that.


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Rocks speak to me, and tell me this:
The Hell Creek formation is a gigantic slab of rocks that covers several western states. It contains an account of the dinosaurs' demise.  In the late Cretaceous period, the first Cannabis species appear, and soon after, all the non-bird dinosaurs disappeared. Obviously, marihuana killed the dinosaurs. That giant meteor that smacked the yucatan peninsula right afterwards, coincidence.

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19] * 1
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Esekon Kelly said:
I'm sorry :sad: I made that whole story up about coming out to my parents and being a closeted homosexual. I am quite a good storyteller...
    Do you think I am a big troll?



:strokebeard: . . . :peace:


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"All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb. BTW ...
  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: vinsue]
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I forgot about all that,shamrock.Kinda puts it all in perspective.


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Rocks speak to me, and tell me this:
The Hell Creek formation is a gigantic slab of rocks that covers several western states. It contains an account of the dinosaurs' demise.  In the late Cretaceous period, the first Cannabis species appear, and soon after, all the non-bird dinosaurs disappeared. Obviously, marihuana killed the dinosaurs. That giant meteor that smacked the yucatan peninsula right afterwards, coincidence.

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: Rockhound]
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Fuck. The scumbag kid has smashed the window of my mate's house. He is out of control. He isn't getting away with it. My friend caught him after the kid stopped running. There's no point calling the cops now...we're gonna have to take the law into our own hands...fucking kids :shakingfist:

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19]
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:freshwtf:

Destruction of private property is against the law no matter if he's 15 or not. Why not call the police and get his dumbass put in juvie for a while and get probation?


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”


Edited by kr0nik0 (08/11/13 02:28 PM)

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19]
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:trees::trees:

:aweyeah::trippinbawelz::awecid:
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                                              :redneck::tentjump:                         :hole:

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: the mad machinest]
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:lolsy: but seriously Esekon, what would beating the shit out of the kid resolve?


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”


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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: 245willow19]
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Esekon Kelly said:
grayrey said:
Give the kid 50 bucks for the bike and then beat the 50 bucks back out of him.



Good idea. But I don't wanna go jail ffs...I am much older than the kid. I would probably go to fucking jail if I made the poor kid cry ffs Irish law system is shit. Here If someone robs your house and you beat that robber for stealing your shit, you get 10 years in prison for battery...it's so fucked.




if you lived in the US then you could shoot him, drop some skittles
and an arizona watermelon drink and say it was self defense

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said:
:freshwtf:

Destruction of private property is against the law no matter if he's 15 or not. Why not call the police and get his dumbass put in juvie for a while and get probation?



Indeed. I get the idea that this post has been a troll post the whole way through, either that or the OP is seriously a retarded junkie like he makes himself out to be.
:tard:
You could have sent that kid to get buttraped but instead he is probably going to send you. Good job.


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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said:
:lolsy: but seriously Esekon, what would beating the shit out of the kid resolve?




some anger issues

and the kid's thievery

and he kid's stupidity for meeting up with a guy he ripped off

so yeah, in reality, violence solves a lot of problems

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Re: Bike got stolen! Need advice Shroomery... [Re: mylfgur]
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mylfgur said:
You could have sent that kid to get buttraped but instead he is probably going to send you. Good job.



Come to think of it, OP might actually be raping this kid as we speak. At least then he would be too ashamed to tell anyone. Beat his ass though with anything but your dick and youll be getting railed in prison for child abuse.


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