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Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 * 1
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Okay I was inspired by this thread from 5 years ago http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7677641/fpart/1/vc/1

When I was a teenager I would steal cash from wallets in gym locker rooms.

When I worked at Walmart I worked in the produce department.  I would load empty banana boxes on a cart as if I was transporting them acrosss the store.  I would go to the wine/beer aisle and grab the 3L boxes of wine and put one in a banana box (they have a hole at top big enough to fit the wine in there and plastic to cover it up) and everyday after work I would come back to my apartment with 3 liters of wine to enjoy and share with anyone who wanted to get fucked up.

Man I stole so much shit from walmart. Mostly food and alcohol but also the computer games, headphones, tshirts, and basically anything I needed.


Share with us some entertaining cons/tricks/hustles

NOTICE: I no longer steal and I think it is wrong to steal from people except maybe Walmart.  This is for pure entertainment value, some people have been getting the wrong impression..

:popcorn:

Edited by TrippingFace (03/18/13 11:43 PM)

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: TrippingFace] * 3
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TrippingFace said:
Okay I was inspired by this thread from 5 years ago http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7677641/fpart/1/vc/1

When I was a teenager I would steal cash from wallets in gym locker rooms.

When I worked at Walmart I worked in the produce department.  I would load empty banana boxes on a cart as if I was transporting them acrosss the store.  I would go to the wine/beer aisle and grab the 3L boxes of wine and put one in a banana box (they have a hole at top big enough to fit the wine in there and plastic to cover it up) and everyday after work I would come back to my apartment with 3 liters of wine to enjoy and share with anyone who wanted to get fucked up.

Man I stole so much shit from walmart. Mostly food and alcohol but also the computer games, headphones, tshirts, and basically anything I needed.

When I was a sophomore in high school I made a fake shroom selling email address (It was shroomnation@gmail(??).com or some shit like that) and I went to a bunch of drug forums and told people that i foudn a legit connect and they would pm me and I would tell them that email address. Long story short i Made about $1,000 in a couple weeks through western union because I told people that it was legit and they were dumb enough to send me the cash.

Share with us some of your past hustles/scams/tricks

:popcorn:


not sure if impressed or if your a dick.

.....yeah your a dick

:aweshit:


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: TrippingFace]
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Get a job :bored:

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: usudor]
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usudor said:
TrippingFace said:
Okay I was inspired by this thread from 5 years ago http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7677641/fpart/1/vc/1

When I was a teenager I would steal cash from wallets in gym locker rooms.

When I worked at Walmart I worked in the produce department.  I would load empty banana boxes on a cart as if I was transporting them acrosss the store.  I would go to the wine/beer aisle and grab the 3L boxes of wine and put one in a banana box (they have a hole at top big enough to fit the wine in there and plastic to cover it up) and everyday after work I would come back to my apartment with 3 liters of wine to enjoy and share with anyone who wanted to get fucked up.

Man I stole so much shit from walmart. Mostly food and alcohol but also the computer games, headphones, tshirts, and basically anything I needed.

When I was a sophomore in high school I made a fake shroom selling email address (It was shroomnation@gmail(??).com or some shit like that) and I went to a bunch of drug forums and told people that i foudn a legit connect and they would pm me and I would tell them that email address. Long story short i Made about $1,000 in a couple weeks through western union because I told people that it was legit and they were dumb enough to send me the cash.

Share with us some of your past hustles/scams/tricks

:popcorn:


not sure if impressed or if your a dick.

.....yeah your a dick

:aweshit:




I know I was a scumbag, that was years ago..
Now i just work like everyone else and pay for my own shit.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
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http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=37

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: luvdemboomers]
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Stealing is bad kharma.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: luvdemboomers]
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luvdemboomers said:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=37


This forum is turning me evil thread by thread :itwasgoodforme:

When I worked at this arcade and had to fill the quarter machine I'd snatch a few rolls, then cash them in somewhere. When I worked at this golf course I took a lot of free coupons, food, money. At lunch in school I'd drink my milk, close it, say I got the wrong one and then switch my empty milk for another one. Who doesn't steal or hustle a bit when they are younger? Gotta knock that shit out when you turn 18, though.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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thumbs down for you man :thumbdown:


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: TrippingFace] * 1
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When I was young sometimes I would be talking to a person and I'd say, "hey what's that?" and I'd point behind them so they would turn around and look. Then I'd walk away while they were turned around.


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Edited by Amoeboid (03/18/13 11:06 PM)

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: Amoeboid]
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:highfive:

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: gzuf]
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gzuf said:
luvdemboomers said:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=37


This forum is turning me evil thread by thread :itwasgoodforme:

When I worked at this arcade and had to fill the quarter machine I'd snatch a few rolls, then cash them in somewhere. When I worked at this golf course I took a lot of free coupons, food, money. At lunch in school I'd drink my milk, close it, say I got the wrong one and then switch my empty milk for another one. Who doesn't steal or hustle a bit when they are younger? Gotta knock that shit out when you turn 18, though.


Oh dude when I was younger me and a couple friends figured out how to activate the machines at the arcade without paying and still have them pay out. There was test switches on most of them.

We figured out how to access the programming in vending machines too, got them to dump change. School caught on after a while and installed passwords. It was awesome while it lasted. We'd pull like 15-30 bucks a day :hehehe:

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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I remember when I learned of the menu code on coka cola vending machines.  :sip:
That was back in high school.  Damn I feel old.


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We do these things and we don't give a fuck, we fire up a blunt in the car bumping Cougnut.

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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http://www.reddit.com/r/CriminalProTips/


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: TrippingFace]
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Work at a 24 hour gas station and look for cash payers, especially alcohol and tobacco.  Do a price scan instead of ring-up and ask for tax-included price from the patron, take it, give change if necessary.  Pocket the cash, scam the inventory not the money.  You can't pocket immediately, so keep a tally of what you didn't actually ring up and pocket it before the cash drop into the safe.  Get over $1k a night.  My ex did this scam for almost a year before getting fired on suspicion without getting caught since it looks like inventory is missing, not money.  I would've said something but every time I saw that wad of cash I couldn't say much but "let's spend it."  Judge me if you want but it's hard to control someone else and turn your back on that kind of money so whatever.

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: TrippingFace]
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My brother is a huge heroin addict.
He was always finding was to scam people for money.
Hed have fake giftcards and offer them "half-priced"

He would go into a store and steal gift cards to the mall and other desirable places.
He would then record a message on his phone in a different voice saying "Your current account balance is xxx.xx$ to return the main menu press 1, to repeat your balance press 2"

Then hed meet up with people in his car, call the number on the back with his phone, play it on speaker so they would hear the actual card company.

Ever so sneakily he would hangup when it asked for the number on the back.
He'd then play the recording on his phone of him saying the fake account balance.

So many stupid fell for this scam, I can't believe he got away with doing it so many times.

Remember, always call yourself people.

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: Intelligentxfruit]
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If you ever want to pick up a prostitute, but are afraid she might be an undercover cop.  Ask her to take nude pictures first.  An undercover cop won't be willing to pose for nude photos, but you can't get in trouble because it's legal. A prostitute will do anything for money, so once the photoshoot is over, you're good to go.



When I was 15, I learned that I could charge long distance phone calls to random numbers.  I would get a set area code from the phone book and then call the operator and ask that I charge the calls to my home phone (random out of state number).  I eventually racked up $3500 in long distance calls, and the phone company contacted my mom.  They could do anything because I was underage.

I also read most of the Anarachist's Cookbook by the Jolly Roger when I was a young teen.  I never really did most of the stuff in there other than make hydrogen balloon bombs and napalm and stuff.:lol:


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: TrippingFace]
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Botting & RWT.

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: TrippingFace]
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Being a scumbag isn't very hard as their are a lot of stupid people.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: Amoeboid]
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Amoeboid said:
When I was young sometimes I would be talking to a person and I'd say, "hey what's that?" and I'd point behind them so they would turn around and look. Then I'd walk away while they were turned around.


Amateur. I used to do the "hey what's that?" trick, except, when they turned around I'd... smack, smack, surmmack, them in the side of the head with a hammer and steal their purse.
Grew out of it now, teenagers, gotta love em.


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whether low pressure sucks or high pressure blows...
it's a bugger to cycle in.

even though I'm feeling good
Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks PART 2 [Re: TrippingFace]
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You should sell your blood. All of it. Every last drop... :slitwrist:  . . . :peace:


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