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InvisibleZippoZM
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how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart?
    #7508951 - 10/11/07 01:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I really need a bicycle, and I don't have any cash. I do however have a decent pair of bolt cutters.

how bad would it be if i went and Stole a bike from walmart?
I mean, i think that i could pull it off...... im really just concerned about the moral issue.
Usually i have no problem stealing from large chain stores, especially walmart as they put small business out of business and take up about 11% of the us GDP


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7508956 - 10/11/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Like one of the ones inside and ride it out?:rolleyes:


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: zepp420]
    #7508968 - 10/11/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i usually have no qualms about stealing from wal-mart either.. but it's always small things worth less than like 10 bucks... i'm not sure how i'd feel about the bicycle thing. i mean, it certainly could be worse. it is only wal-mart afterall... but still. eh...


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7508969 - 10/11/07 01:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

if you can get away with it, do it. fuck walmart.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7508971 - 10/11/07 01:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You are Capitalist Nomad man! Stealing from Wal-Mart is what you are supposed to do.

Go for it.

Just don't get busted.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: BubblerBoy]
    #7508973 - 10/11/07 01:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

do it - fuck walmart


what's your plan?


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: memes]
    #7508975 - 10/11/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
what's your plan?




seriously.. how the fuck are you going to get out of the store?


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7508986 - 10/11/07 01:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

it would be bad because its people like you who steal shit that make people like me have to pay a little bit more

then again you'd have balls to ride a bike you didn't pay for right out the door ...good luck with that


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7508990 - 10/11/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

goodwill


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: notapillow]
    #7509010 - 10/11/07 01:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Do it man! Just walk it up to the front like you are buying it and head for the door. If anyone tries to stop you...well...you have a getaway vehicle! Make sure you get rid of any tags or anything that will prevent you from riding it away. Know where you are going to go if you get chased.

Good luck!


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7509011 - 10/11/07 01:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Pics or it didn't happen.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7509022 - 10/11/07 01:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

nah id have to be crafty about it, that i actually happen to be good at.

I would take the bike and 3 bike locks, and bring it all out to the garden dept which is fenced in, but open from the top.

I would then lock each of the wheels and the frame to the strongest piece of metal out in that garden area, and then steal the keys.

Id come back at night when it was closed, dressed in black, unlock the fucker, throw it over the fence, and ride home :smile:


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Edited by Capatalistc nomad (10/11/07 01:54 PM)


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7509026 - 10/11/07 01:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Good luck with that. An easier way would be to simply steal a bike from someone who leaves it outside.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ocarina]
    #7509030 - 10/11/07 01:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you see, that would be far easier, but totally morally objectionable .


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7509038 - 10/11/07 01:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I bought my bike for $10 from goodwill. Just go to goodwill.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7509045 - 10/11/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

heh although I love the plan,

it's still a scumbag move to steal from any store, regardless of how you rationalize it


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7509046 - 10/11/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

if you live near any major city there should be a bicycle co-op of sorts run by freaks who will probably let you build a bicycle from their collection of parts in exchange for a few hours of shop work or something...


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7509048 - 10/11/07 02:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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oliveplume said:
I bought my bike for $10 from goodwill. Just go to goodwill.





Actually paying money for something? I dont know about that one :wink:


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: Clean]
    #7509051 - 10/11/07 02:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i forgot to add, the major benefit of doing this is that you will likely end up with a nice bike with quality components as opposed to some shit that might just shatter the second you show it any real athleticism.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7509058 - 10/11/07 02:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Capatalistc nomad said:
nah id have to be crafty about it, that i actually happen to be good at.

I would take the bike and 3 bike locks, and bring it all out to the garden dept which is fenced in, but open from the top.

I would then lock each of the wheels and the frame to the strongest piece of metal out in that garden area, and then steal the keys.

Id come back at night when it was closed, dressed in black, unlock the fucker, throw it over the fence, and ride home :smile:




Do it! I've always wanted to see a shroomery member on Cops getting chased down on a bike. :laugh:


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