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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: eligal]
    #7680206 - 11/25/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

get a job ya fuckin bums :tongue:


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: kake]
    #7680420 - 11/26/07 01:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i just want to let it be known that i believe scamming is very wrong, and i do not scam people. well not against big stores or business, they deserve scamming.

i thought this thread was going to die, but i have more, here is a million of them

-if you live near a theme park, go to the themepark with a pack of markers. wait at the gate, and watch for someone walking out that asks for a stamp so they can get back in. get close to them and copy the design onto your hand and walk in.
then if they have a pool section go over there and just start grabbing bags. if they don't have a pool find the roller coaster with the most amount of seperate trains running at once. people have to leave their stuff outside of the train. watch the people getting on with you and remember which stuff is theirs, make sure you're on the back car an take a little bit longer to leave so you don't accidently grab someone on your train's stuff. (so the scam is as you're getting off, you're taking the bags of the people who got on after you. purses are best obviously).
make sure to throw everything away immediately except money in case you get caught.

me an a friend used to do this, and one time a lady saw her and told the park security. luckily we had thrown their shit out (car keys, credit cards, house keys, drivers license). we had kept a cellphone we found ealier in the day an so they asked us to empty our bags and found the cell phone. we were shitting bricks because we thought it was the lady who identified us! they asked us what the number was and the girl i was with said it was her sisters and she forgot, so they called it and no ring!!!! off the hook. they asked us not to come back to the park after that though.

also many theme parks have lunch tents outside of the main park. people that get there early in the morning will leave large coolers of food there. we would drive up, grab a cooler and go eat lunch...

(warning, the above was super evil, and you will be punished severly by god for it)

- blh blah blah, print out fake tickets to concerts and sell them outside the concerts to dumb kids

- blah blah blah, print shitty counterfeit money and use it to buy drugs from dumb kids

- modify a trojan enough that norton or whatever won't be able to detect it and put it everywhere. use this to steal paypal accounts, poker accounts. (this works very good if you bundle it with some kind of poker freeware)

- find a public even like a parade or holiday something something. buy cheap shit and jack up the price. for instance if its a puerto rican day parade buy little puerto rican flags, double the price and sell them. selling water is always win in the summer.

- this one is kind of long, stick with me here.
get broken expensive electronics for free off of craigslist. you can also use jewelry, old coins, ect. anything small that people could be tricked into thinking it has high value.
get a female to dress up nice and go to a bar during the day when it is empty. have her sit at the bar and chat with the bartender (pick a male bartender). then have another girl come in, and have the first girl show off the object. make sure to say how much its worth and make sure bartender hears it.
then you come in later with the object in your pocket. sit where they sat. have girl call bar and cry and say "wah wah wah, i lost object". bartender will look around and ask you if you see object. hold up object. ask bartender to ask her if there is reward. have girl say i'll give you a x=dollar amount reward for it (do it high, like 300$).
bartender than either tells you 300 dollars or try to scam you himself. girl tells bartender she'll be there in 2 hours. you tell bartender you can't wait, tell him you'll split the money with him, he has to give you money now. he will do this.

?????

profit!!!

(remeber! origional object has no value, but seems like it could be expensive)

- buy a smartcard reader/writer and go to kinko's. get a card, put 100$ on it, return it for cash, repeat once a week at every local kinko's. search this one on the web for more info, may be outdated.

- 1. find small child with candy
2. push child, take candy
3. ??????
4. profit!!!!


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7680432 - 11/26/07 01:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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  1.  find small child with candy
  2.  push child, take candy
  3.  ??????
  4.  profit!!!!




:rofl:

For all the other shit you wrote your a dick and i'm glad i kicked your ass at curveball. I never lost a wallet or had a GF lose her purse to somebody like you but consider my curveball conquest payback for all the poor bastards who earned their money and had it stolen by you.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7680439 - 11/26/07 02:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

- anywhere people take their bags off. wait till someone take their bag off. have a friend distract them with something while you take bag. both of you leave.

- wait around outside bars or clubs early on nights when they have a band. when band shows up and starts unloading their stuff, wait till they're not looking grab something expensive throw it in your car super fast and run.

- wait for natural or man made disaster to distract cops. loot!

- !!!! tell someone you are lawyer in nigeria and you will give them 100 million dollars if they send you 10,000!!!!


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7680446 - 11/26/07 02:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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- wait around outside bars or clubs early on nights when they have a band.  when band shows up and starts unloading their stuff, wait till they're not looking grab something expensive throw it in your car super fast and run.





Having stood on many a street corner in dodgy areas carrying tonnes of DJ equipment or drum kits or whatnot you are fast becoming my nemesis. I'm ready for that trick, but to be honest if you had two people, one just grabbed like a guitar case, i run after guy and then you sneak off with all the other shit at my feet i'd be stuffed. - Unless you wre dumb enough to try and make off with an amp :rofl: That'd be the slowest getaway ever.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7680447 - 11/26/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

a truely awesome scam my friend is working on. actually i'm not even sure if can tell. if you have experience with spamming email addresses, pm me if you're interested. make much much more money than normal spammers.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: Angered Roach]
    #7680477 - 11/26/07 02:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Go to any gas station that's hiring, and try your best to get the graveyard shift. Work there for a week or so, and just do your job, which is easy as fuck.

After a week, while working the nightshift, have your friend come in wearing a ski-mask and pretend to hold you up. You act scared for the camera, give your friend the money.

Give your friend a good head start to get away and get to safety, but don't wait too long, then call the police. File your report blah-blah. If they ask what took you so long to call, just say you were scared and not thinking straight and didn't think to call the police right away.

After your done, meet your friend somewhere, split the profits, and enjoy.




that's probably the most retarded, half-baked, fucked up idea that ever existed.

if it's a gas station that stays open 24 hrs, then this will not work.

1) gas stations that only have one attendant working overnight will only allow managers to work that shift alone. therefor it'll more than just a "couple of weeks" until your friend can rob you.

2) even if you do somehow aspire to be a gas station manager you will be required to "drop" large bills as they come in. at QT we only keep about 20 ones and $20-30 worth fives, and maybe 3 tens, tops, after midnight. my sister worked at a gas station when she was in high school and they did the same thing. If you get robbed and the robbers get away with a large sum of cash, you'll get fired for not following procedure.

seriously, either you're fucking stupid, or this worked for you in 1964.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7680488 - 11/26/07 02:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

undergrounder do not judge me so harshly. i think its terrible to take another person's posessions and the amusement park story comes from when i was very depressed and doing alot of dxm.

the only thing after that i've scammed is stealing money from cash register at work.

i just have a general interest in scams, because it amazes me how thin the line is between being broke and not being broke. owning something and not owning something.

i'm going to post some more tomorow. look at it as a helping people to avoid them.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7680490 - 11/26/07 02:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

oh shit i have to post this one because its awesome.

at night, go to drugstores and go through their trash. find their duplicate labels. take the info and look for people with refills on oxy's or whatever, call in and order the prescription. go in and pick it up.

sometimes they will ask for ID. say you don't have it and just don't go back there for awhile.

also this seems to be very area dependent? in the place where i was when i figured this scam out, drugstores through out SHIT TONS of reciepts. in the place where i live in now i checked perhaps a dozen stores on a dozen nights and found zero. wtf?

always make sure they do not notice someone is going through their trash, don't get seen and make sure it doesn't look messed with. if they do notice they will start locking the dumpsters and might send out a bullitent to other stores in the area to lock theirs.

edit: hirlariously, someone i know did this once and the person behind the register said "you're not mrs. blahblahs kid!" so he just walked away fast.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7680503 - 11/26/07 03:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

pouring metal dust into the slots of card/poker machines,using an electric lighter to click up credits

flicking 2 cents into the slots of pinballs and old sitdown video games

taping a string to a coin and inserting it into the poker machines slots

picking the lock on card machines and stacking credits up with a few friends crowded around acting like youre winning before they had alarms

these all used to work but the string on the coin never did tho,it always tangled as it rolled in

and one by one they fixed the flaws as we found them,pretty shitty scams or whatever you call them but it was fun,we didnt do it for the money we just did it to get something back


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: alphabeatu]
    #7680911 - 11/26/07 08:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: Irdamage]
    #7681085 - 11/26/07 09:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i put grain in a bowl, add water, and in 2 days i have fresh vegetables full of protein which make a full meal all for pennies


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7681180 - 11/26/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Kimbo = Scam King :grin:

Heres one I saw some smackheads round here doing...

You walk round with an empty petrol can.  Go up to people and tell them a sob story about how your stranded with no petrol because you didn't realiuse your car feul was so low.  Tell them you forgot your wallet and can they help you.

Funny thing is that carrying a petrol can seems to be the burden of proof :crazy:
These smackheads didn't even have licenses or a car lol.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: Ego Death]
    #7681313 - 11/26/07 10:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

People must be not be very desensitized to shit, or this only works in places like Ames, Iowa.

Because I've lived in big cities my whole life, and I can spot a fake beggar from a mile away. I am hit up probably 10 times per day by people, and I'll give change to actual homeless people who just want booze money.

But Christ, tell me you want money for alcohol/crack. Don't tell me that you're from Minnesota and your car is broken down *RIGHT OVER THERE* and your wife and four kids are in there with no food and its cold and a just a *COUPLE OF DOLLARS* would get you back to Minnesota.

Get the fuck out of here.

And this goes for the fat guy in the Ecko jacket outside the movie theater last night, smoking cigarettes and asking for "A Little Change For the Homeless and Hungry".

You can afford cigarettes, you're fatter than me, and you have nicer clothes than me. NOBODY IS BUYING THAT SHIT.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: pong]
    #7681391 - 11/26/07 11:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i liked my dealer

i didn't like department stores


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7681400 - 11/26/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

well in my experience there is usually a plethora of weed dealers to pick and choose from. that is why this had me confused. i guess you only had access to one huh?


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: pong] * 1
    #7681427 - 11/26/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

no, i had many.

however, i think it would be wrong of me to rob someone who was providing me with a sacred plant that i loved and enjoyed, and who i also had a personal connection to. if I robbed them, sure, i might make off with a few thousand bucks and some pounds, but that person would also go hungry, get kicked out of their place, etc.

if i steal a couple hundred dollars worth of clothes from a multi-million dollar business that promotes an disgusting consumer economy, i don't so much care.

i don't steal anymore because i am older and not a complete dumbass. but i enjoy the added bonus of it all:

robbing a corporate entity to feed the local peace-loving criminal has a delicious irony.


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: Ego Death]
    #7681436 - 11/26/07 11:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

At Taco Bell I stole about $1000 just because people don't count their change

Not really a trick, just taking advantage of stupidity


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7681442 - 11/26/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

another scam:

go to best buy, frys, etc.

buy a videocard, soundcard, motherboard, etc. for your computer

go home, install the new hardware

take the old hardware and put it in the new box

return it to whatever 15 year old fry's has just hired and say your mom/girlfriend bitched at you for buying something too expensive

never pay for new hardware


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Re: Tell us your scams, hustles and tricks [Re: pong]
    #7681464 - 11/26/07 11:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

also: pot dealers will defend their shit, with force if necessary.

if someone came into your house and tried to rob you without a gun or a weapon of any kind, you would probably kick their ass.

not to mention, breaking open a safe is a little difficult.

in the mall, if you get caught, the worst that happens is getting a ticket.

i don't know if your comment was serious or not, but you do a good job of sounding like an idiot and ignoring moral standards.

this thread is about hustling. robbing a hustler is a dumb idea.


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