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unam sanctum

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: shroomhead69]
#17894874 - 03/02/13 10:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

the moment I opened this thread my dog farted; it smells worse than usual. he's always been a sneaky fucker and as it happens I "misplaced" some weed a couple days ago. it's all adding up now. I'm grabbing the nitrile gloves and figuring this mystery out. BRB bros.

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Mr. Mario
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: unam sanctum]
#17894880 - 03/02/13 10:46 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Dystopia said:

one thing

Smoking ass weed.

fixed

The best way to smuggle it is in edibles, bring a good two gram brownie in to the air port eat it before you get inspected wash hand with hand sanitizer and breath mint in mouth. They wont find it. Would make the flight rather fun i think :bigjoint:

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Cavemen

Registered: 11/21/12
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: Mr. Mario]

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#17894975 - 03/02/13 11:07 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

are you really that addicted to weed that you are thinking about bringing it on a plane? just find some at your destination, man. if you don't find any, who cares really?

BTW, I used to think like you OP, but since I quit weed, I realized how irrational I was.

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moonrockmushy
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: shroomhead69]

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#17895171 - 03/02/13 11:50 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

shroomhead69 said:

Thanks I'm not going to put a couple of grams up my ass if I can buy a bunch of weed for super cheap but putting a few grams up your ass for an hour or so(at least till you can get past security) doesn't seem like it would be that uncomfortable. I'm not gay either haha

I think unless you make sealed pellets it is gonna come out smelling like poo. The heat and smell of digestive byproducts will go through regular plastic.

I once stuck some trees up my ass while in police custody, it ended up falling out of my shorts in the booking room, I was very drunk though.

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A Ham Sandwich
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: Cavemen]

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#17895196 - 03/02/13 11:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I think it would be a bad idea to try and smuggle drugs across international borders no matter where you put them, but it seems like anything I could say has been covered already.

One good thing, though, now when I hear about those expensive airport scanners on TV, I won't be wondering to myself "Couldn't Aladdin and Abdul just shove their bombs up their asses and get around that?" anymore.

I'll sleep better tonight knowing the world is safe from the assholes of terrorists.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

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#17895319 - 03/03/13 12:19 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i love drugs from other countries, in chile its only 10 usd a gram for the best coke ive ever had

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Khii Khwaay
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

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#17895342 - 03/03/13 12:23 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

really?!?

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Does

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: Khii Khwaay]

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#17895368 - 03/03/13 12:29 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

yes. if i go again im gonna find out what 100usd buys
i think i read or heard recently that chile is now one of south americas largest exporters of cocaine

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

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#17898834 - 03/03/13 06:35 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

joe666 said:

someone needs to come up with a fake turd that you can hide your weed in.

even if they searched you and a "turd" fell out of your butt, who the hell is gonna inspect a "turd".

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r00tuuu123
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

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#17898936 - 03/03/13 06:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

shroomhead69 said:

I know this is pretty common and I looked up some info on it but I didn't find anything that helpful. Anyways I might be going to Costa Rica next year and I really want to bring some weed with me. So if I did put it up my butt would those full body scan things pick it up? The airport I go to is pretty relaxed and last time I went through I think they had one of those full body scanners but I couldn't tell.

Wait sec there Sparky :rofl:

:rofl:

you wanna smuggle drugs INTO South America ? :lolsy:

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Absolem0918
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: r00tuuu123]

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#17898985 - 03/03/13 06:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

dont smuggle anything in airports. horrible idea.

when you get to your destination go find a shop that will sell pipes of some sort. then buy one and go shopping for a few other things. after shopping go to a bar or a local diner preferably outside and place all your belongings on the side of the table and place your pipe out in the open with your stuff. casually read the paper or do something to pass the time until eventually someone will come up to you asking if you need something to fill the pipe. your decision to determine if its a good idea or not. never fails tho, unless your in a country with strict laws like japan or something.

do not butt smuggle the pipe back through the airport. dispose of it.

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brokentv

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

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#17899286 - 03/03/13 07:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

there will be weed in costa rica. :feelshansmoleman:

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

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#17899304 - 03/03/13 07:54 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Absolem0918 said:

dont smuggle anything in airports. horrible idea.

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do not butt smuggle the pipe back through the airport. dispose of it.

Better yet, just pack sack lunches while you're there. Get a colt 45 and a couple Zig Zags.

Everyone loves joints anyway, amirite?

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: kr0nik0]
#17899377 - 03/03/13 08:06 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

kr0nik0 said:

I wouldn't suggest a clearly American tourist to go up one of the streets into the Favelas in Brazil to get bud. Chances are you're going to get robbed by a 10 year old kid with a .38.

I've been to the Favelas around Porto Alergre and it really is no joke. It's a totally whack way of life. The streets are too narrow for cars, it's wall to wall poverty and housing.. It's a crazy scene for an American to imagine.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#17899513 - 03/03/13 08:27 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Dystopia said:

A few things.

Yes, a scanner will get it.

There's better weed in Costa Rica.

Drug smuggling charges over weed.

Ass weed on an international flight.

Smoking ass weed.

FTW/QFT/FYL

lil_demented said:

...Put the weed in your ass...

...Don't forget to report back.

:ahahaha:

dude, i almost shat myself laughing! :laugh2:

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Dystopia said:

Man I really lose faith in these boards sometimes.

lost my faith in this forum around a year ago.
it's cheap entertainment, and once in a while some non-trooly real family/friend shit happens, just like it does IRL with ppl you actually know, and it makes me smile.

mantis90 said:

Its acually been proven to be safer smuggling drugs in your dickhole than your asshole. Try it out OP, goodluck

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r00tuuu123 said:

Wait sec there Sparky :rofl:

:rofl:

you wanna smuggle drugs INTO South America ? :lolsy:

:lolsy:

up his ass no-less.
obviously we're not dealing with a super criminal here.
let's just let einstein jr. here go to jail so he doesn't come back here an annoy the shit out of us.

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Absolem0918
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt?

[Re: st1llnox]
#17899622 - 03/03/13 08:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

st1llnox said:

Absolem0918 said:

dont smuggle anything in airports. horrible idea.

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do not butt smuggle the pipe back through the airport. dispose of it.

Better yet, just pack sack lunches while you're there. Get a colt 45 and a couple Zig Zags.

Everyone loves joints anyway, amirite?

:rainingjoints:

you are you are, just the pipe tends to point out the ganja more then the paper if you ask me. rolling cigarettes is more popular in alot of countries.

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