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Smuggling weed up your butt?
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I know this is pretty common and I looked up some info on it but I didn't find anything that helpful. Anyways I might be going to Costa Rica next year and I really want to bring some weed with me. So if I did put it up my butt would those full body scan things pick it up? The airport I go to is pretty relaxed and last time I went through I think they had one of those full body scanners but I couldn't tell.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 1
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:facepalm3:



Goodluck

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69]
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I could be wrong, but I thought those scanners were done away with. . . ?

Is it really worth the risk though?

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 1
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Do not attempt to smuggle drugs In Your booty hole. It is very possible the scanners would show it and it would be a very uncomfortable long ride. Unless your into that.


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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 2
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A few things.

Yes, a scanner will get it.

There's better weed in Costa Rica.

Drug smuggling charges over weed.

Ass weed on an international flight.

Smoking ass weed.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: Adden] * 1
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Dystopia said:
A few things.

Yes, a scanner will get it.

There's better weed in Costa Rica.

Drug smuggling charges over weed.

Ass weed on an international flight.

Smoking ass weed.


:megacrankey:


**shudder**


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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 1
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Swallow it and throw it up or poop it out later.

:cookiemonster:


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Thats right. I take it up the ass on a daily. It feels great to finally let this out :gay:

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: st1llnox] * 1
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i bet it would be fairly easy to get some bud while youre in costa rica. i contemplated taking some weed with me on a flight recently, but security really is waay too tight. glad i didnt decide to do anything stupid.

if you stick it IN your ass you'll be fine going through a body scanner. its not an Xray machine, it just shows whats on the outside. but i highly advise AGAINST it.

being in handcuffs in a cold concrete and steel room is the opposite of what you're shooting for in a trip to costa rica.

be careful.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: OddiT] * 1
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I brought weed on a plane once... On accident.
Never again... Until full legalization.


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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 1
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Don't listen to these guys. They are just trying to ruin your fun. Put the weed in your ass.
I suggest plugging it up there at least 3 days before the trip. That way it will be more comfortable during the flight.

Don't forget to report back. :cuteshit:

I don't think the body scanners will pick up the organic matter, but it will pick up the bag it is in. Solutions? Don't use a bag.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: lil_demented] * 1
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lil_demented said:
Don't listen to these guys. They are just trying to ruin your fun. Put the weed in your ass.
I suggest plugging it up there at least 3 days before the trip. That way it will be more comfortable during the flight.

Don't forget to report back. :cuteshit:

I don't think the body scanners will pick up the organic matter, but it will pick up the bag it is in. Solutions? Don't use a bag.


demented's right. We're actually all trolling you but him.

Lube up the good ole' smugglin' orfice with some benzocaine and KY jelly. Should be good mang!


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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #17891522 -

Some orajel around the rim prior to insertion will ease the anal tearing and stretchage.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: lil_demented] * 1
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lil_demented said:
Some orajel around the rim prior to insertion will ease the anal tearing and stretchage.


That's what benzocain is, you silly goose :datass:


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: lil_demented] * 2
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I'm sure you can survive a trip to Costa Rica without weed...

You're actually considering an international smuggling charge for a small amount of weed??? Are you retarded or something??? Do you know how much time in prison you'll get for pulling an idiotic move like that???


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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: st1llnox] * 1
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st1llnox said:
lil_demented said:
Some orajel around the rim prior to insertion will ease the anal tearing and stretchage.


That's what benzocain is, you silly goose :datass:


:aweman: Damn. It's been a while since I jammed any contraband into my brown eye. I forgot.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 2
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someone needs to come up with a fake turd that you can hide your weed in.

even if they searched you and a "turd" fell out of your butt, who the hell is gonna inspect a "turd".


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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: joe666] * 1
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Do you know the address where you will be staying? You'd probably have better luck mailing it to yourself, although you are still taking a risk.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: joe666] * 4
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joe666 said:
someone needs to come up with a fake turd that you can hide your weed in.

even if they searched you and a "turd" fell out of your butt, who the hell is gonna inspect a "turd".


ROFLMAO. "The suspect, an average height wight male, randomly shit a little bit during the strip search but we just left it there. The suspect then replaced the fecal nugget up his rectum and insisted upon returning to his flight's pre-boarding..."

There's fail, and then there's win. But this... this is beyond win. This is a freaking flawless victory.


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: st1llnox]
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:laugh2: so much win!  :trippingsheens:

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: lil_demented] * 1
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lil_demented said:
Don't listen to these guys. They are just trying to ruin your fun.


You've been registered since 2006 so I can safely assume you're at least 6 years old.

How is giving advice to keep someone from getting multiple felonies "ruining fun"?

There's amazing weed in any city near tourist centers or the tourist strips themselves.

OP can do what he or she wants, but in a post 9/11 world you honestly think the risk outweighs a benefit?

Because there won't be drug dogs either.

Man I really lose faith in these boards sometimes.

:facepalm:

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