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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: Adden] * 1
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Yeah the drug dogs are going to molest your asshole..

DONT DO IT!

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: Adden] * 1
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Dystopia said:
lil_demented said:
Don't listen to these guys. They are just trying to ruin your fun.


You've been registered since 2006 so I can safely assume you're at least 6 years old.

How is giving advice to keep someone from getting multiple felonies "ruining fun"?

There's amazing weed in any city near tourist centers or the tourist strips themselves.

OP can do what he or she wants, but in a post 9/11 world you honestly think the risk outweighs a benefit?

Because there won't be drug dogs either.

Man I really lose faith in these boards sometimes.

:facepalm:


Ok, yeah. I was sure my reply was sarcastic enough that even someone of your mental stature could catch it in text. Guess not.

It's a terrible idea, putting drugs in your ass. Not to mention going through security check points in an airport with said drugs in your rectum.

Good day sir. :facepalm:

Edited by lil_demented (03/02/13 12:43 PM)

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #17892029 -

It'd be so much easier to just put a few hits of acid in the bottom of your shoe/in toiletry bag or something and than you can trade that for weed in Costa Rica easily. :shrug:


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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: The Lizard King] * 3
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OR just bring money. I know they like money down there. USD will work fine anywhere so I hear. I hear that in certain parts of the world, you can trade money for weed. Not sure about costa rica.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 1
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Its acually been proven to be safer smuggling drugs in your dickhole than your asshole.  Try it out OP, goodluck

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: mantis90]
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:themoreyouknow:

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: lil_demented]
    #17892092 -

I was hoping you were sarcastic since you're a good poster but when you see 100 comments for people to do this for every 1 comment advocating personal security, benefit of the doubt goes out the window.

Rereading it as sarcasm is much better lol :smirk:

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
A few things.

Yes, a scanner will get it.

There's better weed in Costa Rica.

Drug smuggling charges over weed.

Ass weed on an international flight.

Smoking ass weed.


I only read to this point because this is all you need to know OP.

/endthread.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: kr0nik0]
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Dude straight up I just got back from Guatemala and it is easy to find weed down there. Just ask a taxi driver for MOTA. That is spanish for weed. I got about a half ounce of dank bud for 5 bucks. Dont try to bring bud up your but. Thats just stupid.  Im going to Costa Rica in a month and I will let you know my drug findings down there.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: ganjasmuggler]
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ganjasmuggler said:
Dude straight up I just got back from Guatemala and it is easy to find weed down there. Just ask a taxi driver for MOTA. That is spanish for weed. I got about a half ounce of dank bud for 5 bucks. Dont try to bring bud up your but. Thats just stupid.  Im going to Costa Rica in a month and I will let you know my drug findings down there.


I thought this would go without saying, but if YOU are smuggling drugs into 3rd world countries, you're doing it wrong... lol


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: ganjasmuggler]
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I went on a cruise, and I bought weed within 10 minutes of getting off(In Mexico).  It usually takes me at least 5x that long to buy weed in the states. 

I asked the shadiest looking guy selling tourist stuff at the dock where I can buy some "marijuana to smoke on", and he said "Take take this to Carlos and tell him you want to buy it", and handed me a stone pipe from his booth.  I did what he told me and $40 later I had a quarter oz mexican bud not compressed, pretty good for what I paid.

TLDR OP Put the ganja in your dick or just buy weed when you get there

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: mantis90]
    #17892505 -

My last trip to Costa Rica. 12 years ago. I got offered bud within 10 minutes of setting foot on the beach.

$20 for an oz of kinda decent bud. :shrug:


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #17892517 -

kr0nik0 said:
My last trip to Costa Rica. 12 years ago. I got offered bud within 10 minutes of setting foot on the beach.

$20 for an oz of kinda decent bud. :shrug:


You shoulda got a half-O and saved the other $10 to post bail if they caught you :wink:


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: st1llnox]
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I'm guessing it was around an 0. He just give me big ol' bag of buds.

I hear Costa Rican jails are nice this time of the year.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: kr0nik0]
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One thing to be careful about when buying drugs abroad is shakedowns.

I don't know if it is common in Latin America, but in Southeast Asia shady fucks will sell you some weed, and then go right to their nearest police friend, who promptly  shakes you down for about $1000, and then splits it with the shady fuck.

Eyes and ears open, mouth shut.

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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Khii Khwaay said:
One thing to be careful about when buying drugs abroad is shakedowns.

I don't know if it is common in Latin America, but in Southeast Asia shady fucks will sell you some weed, and then go right to their nearest police friend, who promptly  shakes you down for about $1000, and then splits it with the shady fuck.

Eyes and ears open, mouth shut.


I've heard of that happening in certain parts of Asia as well. It's never happened to me in Central or South America, and I visit South America fairly often.

Can't ever rule it out tho. I wouldn't suggest a clearly American tourist to go up one of the streets into the Favelas in Brazil to get bud. Chances are you're going to get robbed by a 10 year old kid with a .38.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: kr0nik0]
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Thanks I'm not going to put a couple of grams up my ass if I can buy a bunch of weed for super cheap but putting a few grams up your ass for an hour or so(at least till you can get past security) doesn't seem like it would be that uncomfortable. I'm not gay either haha

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: ganjasmuggler]
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ganjasmuggler said:
Dude straight up I just got back from Guatemala and it is easy to find weed down there. Just ask a taxi driver for MOTA. That is spanish for weed. I got about a half ounce of dank bud for 5 bucks. Dont try to bring bud up your but. Thats just stupid.  Im going to Costa Rica in a month and I will let you know my drug findings down there.


Damn I'm having trouble believing weed could be so cheap lol and can't wait to hear how it goes!

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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 1
    #17894865 -

You'll need a loose butthole  but concentrates to make it easy. Those scanners I heard x ray up your ass kinda creepy I'd just try to put a little bit in your luggage if there aren't dogs they may not find it since their looking for large drug smuggling packages .  Their expecting the weed to be coming from Costa Rica not going to


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Re: Smuggling weed up your butt? [Re: shroomhead69] * 1
    #17894873 -

bleh there are easier thangs to bring than weed up ur butt man, what bout some powderd shrooms or lsd ect?? maybe cook it up into some edibles and hide it that way???

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