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You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... * 2
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This thread is meant for all of you who are more addicted to the act of growing mushrooms then you are to actually eating them, haha.

Feel free to add to this thread in the following manner:

"You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when" <- insert funny/true statement here.

I'll start things off with a couple of my own that stem from real life experience:

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you stop going to the gym because shaking grain jars has become your new workout.

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you start drinking coffee exclusively because you can't tell your wife you're only brewing it (and dumping it out) because you need the spent coffee grounds "to mix with your other piles of dirt" (substrate ingredients).

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you start using mason jars as drinking glasses because there are so many laying around the house.

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you've got a 40lb bag of bird seed in the pantry right next to your dog and cat food...and you don't have a bird feeder.

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you've got enough "oven safe bags" in your cupboard to cook enough turkeys for the entire homeless population of New York City.

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you've pondered the idea of whether or not it's safe to ingest a substance called "vermiculite".

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you know what vermiculite is.

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you store your shoes in a bin that has hundreds of holes in it.

You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you've had to explain to friends/family why your shoe bin has hundreds of holes in it (for ventilation of your smelly shoes).

I've got a couple of others, but that should get the ball rolling.


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: sgfcchamber] * 3
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You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when your whole house is  messy and hasn't been dusted in a year, except one spotless clean sterilized, air-filtered room in your whole house.


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: sgfcchamber]
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Quote:
You know you are addicted to growing mushrooms when you've got a 40lb bag of bird seed in the pantry right next to your dog and cat food...and you don't have a bird feeder.



Or if you have any amount of bird seed stolen from various neighbours bird feeders


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: SpencerPhillips] * 1
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You know when your addicted to growing mushrooms when you ask your grandparents for used mason jars.


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: Chastity Psilocybe]
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You know you're addicted to growing when you have no cabinet space to store food...

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: Gemherbal] * 1
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You know when your addicted to growing mushrooms when it becomes a full time job.


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: sgfcchamber] * 1
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Nice thread, but a lot of the things listed are things that any noob would know/do.

You know you're addicted when your third flowhood craps out, so you plug in your spare.

You know you're addicted when cleaning involves hosing down the floors and walls.

You know you're addicted when your fifty gallon sterilizer just isn't big enough anymore.

You know you're addicted when bulk bags of grains are a weekly expenditure.

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: nooneman] * 1
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Ever sucked **** for for vermiculite?  ........me neither ....


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: Grumpyorc]
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When the misses keeps saying
" I can't believe all the time you spend in that basement"

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: Oeric McKenna] * 1
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You know you're addicted when your girlfriend refers to your shrooms as "the kids"


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: redrum187] * 2
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You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when youre so used to the police scanner being on that you dont even recognize it anymore.

You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when you can tell that something has grown a millimeter since you went to bed.

You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when you're now the person in the house complaining about how dirty the kitchen is.

You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when you say penis envy on a regular basis without laughing at all.

You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when you realize that you went from playing video games 8 hours a day to none at all.

You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when you can say that roger rabbit is your idol and not be talking about a cartoon.

You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when you thank god for ddos attacks only because they got rid of Doc_T.

Edited by c0ri (09/16/12 11:37 PM)

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: c0ri]
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Whats this have to do with cultivation??

Also i miss Doc_t he knew his shit.  Not to mention a grumpy bastard.  2 good qualities


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: zepski]
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zepski said:
Whats this have to do with cultivation??

Also i miss Doc_t he knew his shit.  Not to mention a grumpy bastard.  2 good qualities


Was going to ask what happened to doc t the other day...haven't seen him since the shroomery blackout. Anyone know whats up or did the blackout just creep him out?


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: ya der eh]
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It could be a lot of things.  He could of moved to another forum, moved to the outside world, got busted, or just said screw us all.  hehe

who knows time will tell if he ever shows back up


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: zepski]
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I swear I had seen him on mycotek during blackout but had shroomery withdraws so bad I can't recall for certain. Maybe I'll put a post up there once and see if he responds. Take it easy zep!:super:


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: ya der eh]
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Judging from his avatar, perhaps his disappearance has something to do with the beta test of Starcraft 2 heart of the swarm...
Then again, if he was that hardcore we'd never see him in the first place.

You know you're addicted to growing mushrooms when you spend most of your day reading the Shroomery forums and the rest growing mushrooms.


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... *DELETED* [Re: jenkinz] * 1
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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: Ill-bird] * 1
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Damn did I kill the thread?:kimjong:

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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: sgfcchamber]
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You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When...You wake up at 2am in the morning holding a jar of half colonized myc.

You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When...You have to explain to your parents why your buying needles

You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When...inoculating jars makes your pants suddenly tight


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Re: You Know You're Addicted to Growing Mushrooms When... [Re: CaptianPlanet]
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so useful.hehe.thanks for your share.


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