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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

[Re: Salomon]
#16619113 - 07/30/12 09:16 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

i never knew you were a moheecan!

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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

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#16619155 - 07/30/12 09:22 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

At My Peak said:

Fuck.
We've been together for almost 7 months. I am not ready for a child and I know she definitely isn't. I explained to her all of my thoughts and feelings and she said she doesn't want it but she refuses to do anything but give it up for adoption. She is only like 2-3 weeks pregnant, i told her that taking ibuprofen and vitamin C and stuff will give her a miscarraige but she's afraid it will "hurt too much" and she will "regret it later". I said you are going to regret having a baby you can't take care of, and ruin the rest of both of our lives. Also it will hurt a lot more to hold a baby around for 9 months and shove it out of your uterus. I said I would take care of it if she had one, and I will hold myself true to that, but this sucks.

Women are so illogical.

I'm such a dumb ass.

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At My Peak
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

[Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
#16619162 - 07/30/12 09:24 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

lol

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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

[Re: At My Peak]
#16619176 - 07/30/12 09:26 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

At My Peak said:

lol

Go get her an abortion, son. :macdre:

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Muufokfok
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

[Re: At My Peak]
#16619200 - 07/30/12 09:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

game time OP, You really need to act fast in order to save yourself from slavery and bringing another being into this miserable shithole. the longer you hesitate, the worse it gets, the stress will consume you.

thats all i need to say, there's enough advice in here for you to know what to do.
just read my first part over and over...

children need resources and a stable environment, sometimes 20 year olds cant provide that.

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abltsandwich
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

[Re: At My Peak]
#16619205 - 07/30/12 09:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

At least now you can safely bone your girl with no fear for the next ~9 months.

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novalentinehere
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

[Re: abltsandwich]
#16619264 - 07/30/12 09:41 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

dice that bitch up and feed her to the dog.
she should've known better

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zZZz
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

[Re: novalentinehere]
#16619355 - 07/30/12 09:55 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

it's time to throw your toys away and grow up op. having kids has it's downs, but also has its ups, and im sure it has more of the latter.

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Camwritesgonzo
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

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#16619385 - 07/30/12 10:01 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

You could always push her down the stairs at 9 months, or roofie her up and go with the coathanger method of extraction. Just my :twocents:

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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

[Re: Camwritesgonzo]
#16620423 - 07/31/12 03:51 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

OP and his girlfriend: :underage:

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Enjoywho
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant

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#16620468 - 07/31/12 04:32 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Sucks to be you OP, good luck with Child Support.

Next time, don't be a dumbass.

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