|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
Are Aliens Sick Perverts?
#1574470 - 05/24/03 12:00 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
From Genesis: And the sons of God found the daughters of man to be fair...
What would you think of a human who screws a ewe? (Hence the modern day term "fuck you", but I digress...) We would call him a sick bastard. (Well, most of us would, but you "animal lovers" know who you are!)
So what are we to think when aliens come down to planet earth and bang female chimps (Hmmm, there is a strip club in town called "Cheetah's. Coincidence? I don't think so!) to create a hybrid off-spring? Is there no shame?
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
Dogomush
Barbless Aryan
Registered: 10/05/02
Posts: 1,286
Loc: The Canadian west coast
Last seen: 19 years, 25 days
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1574531 - 05/24/03 12:42 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
I never thought of somebody who wants to screw our species as a practitioner of bestiality until now. Is fuck you really fuck ewe? That's funny shit if it is.
|
Revelation
ॐ
Registered: 08/04/01
Posts: 6,135
Loc: heart cave
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1574542 - 05/24/03 12:52 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
I only do it with humanoids.
--------------------
|
Anonymous
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1574553 - 05/24/03 01:01 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Hey, everyone's got a fetish...
|
Earth_Droid
Stranger
Registered: 04/19/02
Posts: 5,240
Last seen: 17 years, 7 months
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1574563 - 05/24/03 01:09 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
The aliens I encountered during my 7 tabs of LSD, were sick perverts. We had sexual visions with the aliens, and it was like we were having a galactic mind orgy.
Edited by Earth_Droid (05/24/03 01:11 PM)
|
Anonymous
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1574581 - 05/24/03 01:21 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
maybe sex isn't "dirty" to aliens.
|
Murex
Reality Hacker
Registered: 07/28/02
Posts: 3,599
Loc: Traped in a shell.
Last seen: 16 years, 6 months
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: ]
#1574772 - 05/24/03 03:35 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
If an alien was hot, I'd fuck her.
-------------------- What if everything around you Isn't quite as it seems? What if all the world you think you know, Is an elaborate dream? And if you look at your reflection, Is it all you want it to be?
|
Dogomush
Barbless Aryan
Registered: 10/05/02
Posts: 1,286
Loc: The Canadian west coast
Last seen: 19 years, 25 days
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
#1574776 - 05/24/03 03:38 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
When the aliens show up I'll introduce myself as "Earthcock"
|
infidelGOD
illusion
Registered: 04/18/02
Posts: 3,040
Loc: there
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
#1574787 - 05/24/03 03:44 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
aliens give the most amazing head
|
Murex
Reality Hacker
Registered: 07/28/02
Posts: 3,599
Loc: Traped in a shell.
Last seen: 16 years, 6 months
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: infidelGOD]
#1574790 - 05/24/03 03:47 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Not the Mantids.
-------------------- What if everything around you Isn't quite as it seems? What if all the world you think you know, Is an elaborate dream? And if you look at your reflection, Is it all you want it to be?
Edited by Murex (05/24/03 03:48 PM)
|
Anonymous
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
#1574811 - 05/24/03 04:04 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Yikes.
|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
#1574979 - 05/24/03 06:00 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah, I hate the female Mantids. They kill you and eat you after they mate.
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
Meph
Synesthesiac
Registered: 09/01/02
Posts: 1,568
Loc: Qu?bec
Last seen: 19 years, 6 months
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1575213 - 05/24/03 08:25 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
That's half the fun!
-------------------- I'm a bipedal carbon-based pseudo-random number generator. Demonstration: 152.
|
Anonymous
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1575316 - 05/24/03 09:08 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Come to think of it, I do remember waking up with intergalatic 1 dollar bills in my underwear.
|
Murex
Reality Hacker
Registered: 07/28/02
Posts: 3,599
Loc: Traped in a shell.
Last seen: 16 years, 6 months
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: TackleBerry]
#1575352 - 05/24/03 09:32 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Them Grey Zeta chicks are too thin- They gots pertty eyes thow. My cock prakticaly cut this one Zeta-chick in half. I was a bit rough I must admit, and broke her leg. She telepathicaly called me a shit-eating assfuck and she limped away to her ship. She knew it was an accident, but she must have told her brother back on Actatus wahat happened. Two nights later I'm getting probed for 9 hours streight.
-------------------- What if everything around you Isn't quite as it seems? What if all the world you think you know, Is an elaborate dream? And if you look at your reflection, Is it all you want it to be?
Edited by Murex (05/24/03 09:33 PM)
|
Anonymous
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
#1575366 - 05/24/03 09:45 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
You guys! That is the first serious laugh I have had in two days.
Don't ask why.
|
Dogomush
Barbless Aryan
Registered: 10/05/02
Posts: 1,286
Loc: The Canadian west coast
Last seen: 19 years, 25 days
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: ]
#1575473 - 05/24/03 11:07 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
because you were the probe operator?
|
Strumpling
Neuronaut
Registered: 10/11/02
Posts: 7,571
Loc: Hyperspace
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1575754 - 05/25/03 01:22 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
lol swami that's funny..
what a bunch of WEIRDOS comin down here and probing us and shit rofl
-------------------- Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me. In addition: SHPONGLE
|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Strumpling]
#1575831 - 05/25/03 02:23 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
I try, really try, to start a serious debate, and what do I get?
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
Shroomism
Space Travellin
Registered: 02/13/00
Posts: 66,015
Loc: 9th Dimension
|
Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
#1575944 - 05/25/03 06:39 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
|
|
Pleaidian Chicks know how to do it right! The Tantra is Out-Of-This-World!
--------------------
Edited by Shroomism (05/25/03 06:42 AM)
|
|